The comments. LOL

nosoupforyou · 2019-08-28T19:37:56+00:00

I had an ex-GF contact me one night when she was drinking and told me that she had gotten a positive pregnancy test. I agreed to get back together with her for the sake of the kid. We then started having sex without protection, because why not. A week later she told me she had her period and the test was defective. Dropped her like a sack of shit she was. I heard that bullet wizzing by my stupid head. Sometimes stupid is just lucky.

rejac218 · 2019-08-28T21:02:35+00:00

Hey boys! LOTS of live sperm in pre come. Who's teaching this pulling out crap? Don't get near that gash with the cannon uncovered! And get a DNA test.

Puggednose · 2019-08-28T18:30:11+00:00

Yeah you want to be careful the rubber doesn’t wear thin, too.

Living_Wickihowla · 2019-08-28T19:30:27+00:00

When in doubt pull out.

PutridMeatPuppet · 2019-08-28T21:55:49+00:00

He ignored the sign that said “All Deliveries Accepted in Rear”.

Gemjab · 2019-08-29T04:23:34+00:00

Ex told me she was pregnant so she could keep me around. After her monkey branching didn't succeed she came back with the whole I missed my period bullshit. Of course bitch wasn't pregnant just fat. I told her if she ever contacted me again I would beat her ass. Not another word since then. Digested the red pill and I understand the world. Also brothers NEVER BELIEVE THEM WHEN THEY SAY THEY ARE ON BIRTH CONTROL!!! You want a one way ticket to death BELIEVE her.

Title	The comments. LOL
Author	BigBadBootyDaddy10
Upvotes	377
Comments	15
Date	August 28, 2019 5:03 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/cwnls3/the_comments_lol/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/the-comments-lol.405314 https://theredarchive.com/post/405314

Comments