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[–]Strtwrktguy41 points42 points43 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And on the 18th year he found out it wasn't his!
[–]MAJIIC41 points42 points43 points 7 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
python = lit
[–]debanked17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never be ruled by your python
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[–]Mitosao[S] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago* (12 children) | Copy Link
You mad I didn't use Fortran instead, grandpa?
I had written this snipped yesterday in response to another post. Everybody was writing code, since the post was a comparison with compilers and women, but Reddit truncated my response and so I decided to write it on Sublime and take a screenshot for readability. That's all there is to it.
This isn't supposed to show how clever I am. This doesn't even work and has gross mistakes like using undefined identifiers and needlessly breaking out of the loop.
Take it easy, dude.
[–]GodCreatedVagina1015 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love it man! Please look for a way to insert vagina, it's a valuable part of the code. God bless you for your efforts.
[–]abrokensoulskpe 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I knew there were a number of tings wrong with this...
[–]Mitosao[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. I also broke consistency when I called ex_wife.married_another_cuck(), instead of it just being an attribute like in the rest of the conditionals
[–]abrokensoulskpe 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
What reddit can i join to see more of this kind of ncode?
[–]Mitosao[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I'm not sure about what "ncode" is... Was that a typo? Sorry but english isn't my mother tongue.
Nonetheless, I don't know any subreddit for posting code.
[–]abrokensoulskpe 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
yeah it was a typo. Dam. i dont know why but looking at code can be satisfying. Maybe im weird.
[–]Mitosao[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If you just want to look at code, then check out Github. It's basically a social network for sharing and collaborating in software projects. There's millions of repositories with code in any language you want to look at.
Have a look at Flask's source code Flask is a framework for building websites in Python (same language from the image). You can click all the .py files to see the Python code. You can also navigate the directories
[–]abrokensoulskpe 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Already there.
[–]Mitosao1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
That's what I thought, since you spotted the erros in my code
[–]abrokensoulskpe1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
And stackoverflow kinda baptized me.
[–]Mitosao[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know where you can go to see more of that kind of code, tho
[–]mgtowguy3-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Midwit.
[–]quickGunShoot31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Quality code right here.
[–]Mitosao[S] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
/s
[–]ThatGuyAga1n2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well we use programs often to model real world processes from start to finish. This holds up quite nicely I'd say.
[–]Uruke17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Just don't put that into a sex doll.
[–]Mitosao[S] 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I think this will eventually be required to be put into sexbots by regulations.
Men absolutely can't have a non-hypergamous woman. Not now, not ever
[–]Uruke21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can see it already.
In order to have sex dolls the makers have to agree to have a source code enabling a full feminine personna. And there'll be guys on YouTube watching tutorials on how to root dolls and disable the nagging function.
[–]abrokensoulskpe 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty much
[–]abrokensoulskpe 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dont worry some man somewhere will find a work around...
[–]clayticus8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol the while true has no break until you suicide... oh man
[–]jjaaayy6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
better shoot the wife
[–]Mitosao6 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
~$ python matrixcuckery.py
NameError: name 'ex_husband' is not defined
As everything in life, this code needs some small fixes
[–]Chakra_Devourer4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless you're a mgtow. You have a simple:
if man is mgtow:
while (alive):
man.money++
man.happiness++
else:
insert the above codes
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[–]masterjake72 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Priceless!
[–]dayone_272 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the plantation 2.0 with newly implemented divorce, alimony and chad availability features
[–]annehoper4202 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Print 'goodbye cruel world'
>>>>Typical af. True Matrix code!
[–]bfte22 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brilliant.
[–]ruifaf2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So... there is no spoon?
[–]Mitosao[S] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No, there only is your wife's trident
[–]ruifaf2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahahahah I'm free from that shit! Never married and no kids. I can't let go my freedom.
NON SERVIAM
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[–]acbdxb2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a much better way to learn programming
[–]yooshio2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
lol. classic. bareback=true. roflmao.
[–]Chakra_Devourer2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Notice that chad is in a loop. It could mean there are many chads or the same chad but many, many sessions.
[–]yooshio2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's right. I'd say many chads AND many sessions.
[–]Mitosao[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're right. "town" is a collection (array/set) of all chads in town. Everytime husband is away, she'll proceed to fuck each one of them. So, many chads and many sessions
[–]_n1codemus1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
For js devs here is js snippet.
js import cc from 'cock-carousel' let woman = true while(woman){ cc.spin() } // matrix.js
[–]_n1codemus1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
yarn add matrix
[–]_n1codemus1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or if carousel weights too much there is lighter module. For usage in projects, you just need to
yarn add cuckoldry
let woman = true while(woman){ // No break statement, insert desired behaviour here } // cuckoldry.js
[–]Chakra_Devourer0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AHAHA! and then the program crashes eventually.
[–]ValleyOfGiants1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't find any errors in this code.
[–]Stahlboden1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't know what language is this, but I'd put wife.nag in while loop.
elif while(hubby.happy) {wife.nag()};
Otherwise one call of nag() could be not enough.
[–]verynormalsimple1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When did python sources become a meme ?
[+]mgtowguy3-12 points-11 points-10 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So this is being clever?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The same could be asked about your stupid comment.
[–]mgtowguy3-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fee fees hurt?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you asking yourself?
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