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[–]Docbear64167 points168 points169 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
He shouldn't even worry about it Quan is like a brother to her , She'd never do anything with him.... she doesn't even find him attractive....just thinking of sex with him...mm...yuck...yuck she means.
[–]Sir_manalot78 points79 points80 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Yep that time she banged him raw yesterday, doing the anal you always wanted...that was friendship sex so it doesn't count.
Now Paul on the other hand, he needs to stop texting his friend and playing video games online....girls play games online which makes it cheating.
[–]DeMeza30 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
“Friendship sex”. Haha! First time I heard that, but probably not the last time.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe some of those videos on pornhub titled "friend gives me blowjob" aren't totally made up after all.
[–]ZealousMathematician4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’d rather not. Trust me.
[–]Lavochkin81024 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Feminist friend said to me a few days ago "Sex with the person you love is icky, it's kind of embarrassing."
A little later she was in tears cuz her back up guy went off and didn't come back. Four hours later he called, turned out he'd been arrested for alleged possession of a plant..
[–]omega_dawg936 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
while y'all laughing... "it doesn't/didn't count" is some real shit.
[–]Sir_manalot1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is why it is funny.
Sometimes, things are so idiotic, insane and unbelievable that you just can't help but laugh at it.
[–]TheRiseAndFall4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"like a brother"
* checks most popular porn videos this month.
I don't think that means what you think that means anynore.
[–]rebuildingMyself46 points47 points48 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Remember kids: it's not sexual harassment if you're a Chad
[–]mathathon12349 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Facts
[–]OnAllLevelsIAmBoJack4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Or if it's your girlfriend.
[–]house_monkey10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Then the harassment charges will come later
[–]OnAllLevelsIAmBoJack0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True.
[–]UTRuser742 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Quan is the Asian Chad.
[–]rebuildingMyself1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quan Dragoncock?
[–]SeienShin1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is it bad that I kind of qualify as a Chad but also like to go my own way?
[–]rebuildingMyself0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
B-but all guys GTOW are virgin Incel neckbeard rapists!
[–]sanicthehedgefund46 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
And that's when he realized........ he got cucked!
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If true, wow.
[–]SlainFunicle24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Quan is her gay friend
[–]house_monkey12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey its me your Quan
[–]WolfgangBreitweit 23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂 hoetcha!
[–]Corelogik15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You mean your ex-girlfriend,... don't you?
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ugh...
'i only gave him a BJ. And that's just like a kiss.'
[–]syilent1313 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BJs are just like handshakes they just happen
[–]Wondering_Z8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then he got metoo'd
[–]mathathon12344 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dump that hoe
[–]stringedbeams6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"my" girl
[–]Sephenon5 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Aw come on :/ I didn't really need this....but someone might :/ :(
[–]JohnnySkidmarx3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you sure she doesn’t call you Quan as a nickname?
[–]DarthCallidous2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quan? Quan Chi?
[–]andreas-mgtow1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quan, chadding Tyrone. It's turtles, all the way down.
[–]Pandastratton0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn
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