A while back there was this girl who’d sit at the lunch table and flirt with the guys around her. I didn’t know her at all, so when one of the guys mentioned she had a boyfriend that had graduated I realized she’d been flirting with the dudes at this table despite being in a relationship.

Skip forward in time a bit during one of the holidays and she’s talking about all these gifts her boyfriend bought her. She then asks “Guess what I got him?” I’m not sure why I said this but I guess I kind of felt pity for the dude with her, but I replied with, “Sex?” She turned towards me smiling and asked, “How’d you know?” So I just said, “You seem like one of those girls.” Now I haven’t seen her at that lunch table since then.