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[β][deleted] 132 points133 points134 points 7 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
This is one of those terminal cases where the red pill won't help because it simply can not be processed. The guy desperately needs a brain transplant but the science is not there yet...
[β]ReaditMaterial36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
There is no cure for stupidity, only death...
[β][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
Yep. You can't fix stupid. Not yet anyway. Even in my somewhat purple pill days, I could not possibly imagine doing something like that. Remember being in love with a girl years ago and she basically dumped me. It felt so bad that I quit smoking cold turkey just to get my mind off it. Then six months later, she tried to "rehire"me again and I just said "No". Gotta have some respect for yourself... P.S. No parasite and no smoking either since then. Win-win!
[β]ReaditMaterial17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Dude, I had a similar experience! Got traded in by a Chad, Chad grows bored with her and suddenly I received a love letter telling me that I was the love of her life! I thought, back then, that I must have 'IDIOT' carved into my forehead...
Didn't even give her a reply.
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
No doubt because that's how the monkey-branching works. In my case, I do not even know if there was anyone she left me for because I never bothered to find out. She ran into me in the library where I was preparing for my college test. After a small talk she asked if I wanted to walk her home and I said that I have to prepare for the test. Then she said if I had time to go out a smoke a cigarette and I said "I do not smoke anymore". And that was it. Still remember the incredulous expression on her face. But I was not lying! Looked her up couple of years back. Looks almost as old as my mother and I'm couple of years older than her!
[β]ReaditMaterial5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I also didn't look for my ex's status, but living in a small town (+/-3k people) there was no way to avoid knowing.
Smoking sucks, smoking women are gross. There was this one friend of my sister, who wanted a date with me and I agreed. She was cute in the photos. But up-close: yellow teeth, bad smell, the whole package. Couldn't have ghosted it faster. My sister later complained that she lost a friend. I didn't care one iota.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well, she didn't smoke but I did... So I guess I have to credit her with me stopping even though I did it exclusively for myself....
[β]ReaditMaterial2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are better of now, for both reasons.
[β]Gracket_Material58 points59 points60 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
He should fuck her boyfriend as revenge
[β]ItsDaddyDelta9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Iβm dead π
[β]Rs_Spacers1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wait
[β][deleted] 43 points44 points45 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is very sad.
This is sad for OP, sad for the gf, and sad for the orbiter.
[β]StrawhatMucci23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sad for the "orbiter"? I doubt its an orbiter since girls usually dont let orbiters ever grope or get in bed with them. Sounds like a friends with benefits or something
[β]Slideri81210 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not an orbiter, it's the original lover.
[β]Miruem28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn he is way too naive, even for his age . Needs redpilling ASAP
[β]SovietGrazoBazoOkdek26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dump her
[β]hookbill225 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
For my sanity i just have to believe that these are made up.. I can't wrap my brain around that someone is so lacking in common sense regardless of the position/opinion they have
[β]Vaginal_Tissue_Balls12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They get hooked bill, 2 the pussy
[β]hookbill26 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well played sir, well played.
[β]Slideri8123 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love makes a male dumb as fuck
[β][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"I need advice"
Grow a fucking spine.
[β][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Math checks out
[β]r1chten17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He needs to ask himself...if he had a sleepover with a lesbian and they cuddle would the gf be as tolerant?
[β]Whirrlz2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guaranteed he never thought of it like that before.
[β]Fantoche_Dreemurr14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cuck level is top tier
[β][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lol, so he got cucked by a gay guy.
He's not gay. He just said that to get her in bed. Another genius.
[β]Slideri81219 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No, she told the BF he is gay so the BF wouldn't ask any questions or think anything was wrong. Mr Gay is the original smasher imho
[β][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Daaang...
[β][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
These are the type of people trying to call us βincelsβ
[β]mattmanoblot4203 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who hurt you though????
[β]Slideri81212 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, their fucking. Dump her ass and move on. Period. Your trust ain't stopping the thrust. And break up before she tells you she's pregnant with your kid. It's a trap.
And you should totally find your own cuddle buddy.
Please bro, don't be any more stupid and gullible than you already have been.
They were fucking before you, and being with you didn't stop it, so move the fuck on.
[β]NickTesla201812 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simps are gonna simp.
[β]antifeminist39 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I see more article like on CNN which openly promote cuckoldry.
[β]Slideri8122 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep, it's part of the new norm and the MSM is going balls deep with the message to both sexes.
[β]LJHova7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL. The solution is simple. He needs to find a girl, even if he has to pay her, who will have sleepovers with him and grope him. Then when his girlfriend raises issues, he can simply say that the new girl is gay and then it's meaningless. His girlfriend will reveal her double standard, and hopefully his dumbass will swallow the red pill at that point.
[β]StayClassySD12 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL Great response and idea mate, why'd you get a downvote I wonder? probably from some female lurker.
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sheβs just getting you used to being cucked. Itβll be her new friend, Tyrone next
[β]mattmanoblot4204 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahaaaaaa this is hilarious my advice just disappear and block her number unfortunately its already too late he's done for πππππ
[β]some1arguewithme3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
when I was in high school I had a girl that told her parents I was gay so they let me up in her room and I could fuck her there she had a boyfriend at the time of course
[β]RedMeatTrinket3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So which one is the side guy. The cuddlier or the simp?
Okay, so the guy is young and hasn't seen this before. Let's give him a break. Someone needs to mentor him. I'd do it for free if I got cuddling rights.
I'd do it for free if I got cuddling rights.
So you wanna be his cut buddy? Cause the GF is a goner.
[β]Trail_of_Jeers2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The dude doesn't have a girlfriend.
[β]witheringslights2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smash confirmed. Sorry bro.
[β]1nyro1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just say no
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
O boi! Is this another reason why i don't want a Girlfriend and marriage?
Men who are married you BETTER keep in mind of this!
Marriage is a TRAP
Girlfriends is a TRAP
Platonic Girlfriend is a TRAP
Women are terrifying
Can't wait to see them get replaced by sex bots! ( Β΄-Οο½₯)βοΈ»β»β³βββδΈ (thot)
[β]onelittlepiggy131 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think its fucking funny
[β]fuckeveryone________1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm so glad I'm not that guy anymore. I'm sure he'll come around in time, too.
I really don't know what to say to that... It's fucking sad to see an eighteen year old that acts like that.
There's absolute no maturity in that, he's eighteen, he should know what to do to keep his dignity, instead he acts like a helpless child, and this isn't an isolated case either. People are remaining childish for too damn long.
This generation sure knows how to disappoint.
I trust her
I see where he went wrong.
[β]Golden_Week0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I honestly just feel very bad for the guy. Not that he is stupid, I just really feel for him
[β]Robin2Fast2Furious0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pathetic.
[β]XanderS3110 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He needs to listen to "I wish I was queer so I can get chicks" by The Bloodhound Gang.
[β]TerraEarth0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know where to laugh or cry.
[β]leanafro0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Read the title and fucking burst out laughing. HOLY SHIT
[β]ndaloim170 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is a Chad somewhere hiding
[β]GeronimoKIA19110 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is just sad.
My last relationship went on for half a year. Day 1 I laid ground rules and if they were ever broken, bye. They were never broken. These included any romantic things with another man (or woman)
I ended it for chemistry reasons.
Be a man. Don't be a cuck lol. This sad child needs to get red pilled asap rocky.
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