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[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link
I like how they add in βreal quickβ like theyβll be annoyed having to wait for free money.
[β]cant-stand_ya31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's more like they're in this life or death situation, and only way you can save them it's by giving them money "real quick"
[β][deleted] 39 points40 points41 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You know who else needs money "real quick"?
Those darn Nigerian princes.
[β]kd6919 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But they need it to transfer your inheritance to you, you ungrateful douchebag.
[β]lahire876 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i think they say that so it seems like it'll not be an inconvenient thing to do. Nevermind the fact you'll be down that figure and won't get a thing out of it other than a pat on the head for being a chivalrous simp.
[β]Fantoche_Dreemurr5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like a salesman saying "This deal is only for today!" but you don't actually get anything after paying
[β]Magnar963 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think they're trying to keep it casual, like "can you cashapp me $200" sounds unappealing to simps.
[β]Blackfysh8833 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Played. Good work dude.
[β]PrinceRaj5321 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Which motherfucking category of self entitlement is that actually? (Assuming its real)
[β][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The "it's my money, I need it NOW" entitlement.
Shoulda directed her to JG Wentworth
[β]Quenten013 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Call jg wentworth 877-CASHNOW
[β]Lawuhiku0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Woman?
[β]guilhermefdias0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
(Assuming its real)
It is not.
[β]garcena13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least prostitutes give something in return.
[β]random1398011 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lol thot was probably an Instagram model selling tit pics to white knights
[β][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
White Knights? More like desperate simps.
[β]random139806 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They arenβt the same?
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not necessarily
[β]TheLightningMachine10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What does "mamas" mean?
[β]DeltaThePSYFrame1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A slang term to address a female.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Who the hell just asks a stranger for random amounts of cash? Did I miss something?
[β]Pruny858 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whores
[β]Fantoche_Dreemurr6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You'd be surprised. Try the dating scene, you can't tell the whores from the others anymore, they usually ask for money right off the bat or state it during meeting.
To the modern woman, dating is now a source of income since simps are so desperate for contact.
[β]Toastwithme2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel like I saw this in a YouTube video recentlyπ€
[β]Neversaysyeah 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Does this actually work? Do people actually give strangers money just like that when they ask?
[β]McAdott0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You'd be surprised with the amount simps spend on 'em social media models
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boom, roasted.
[β]steelyknife11220 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not a revenge person, but these thots need to be humbled. Begging for money on the internet...
[β]RedPilledSimp0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh I would love to see the rest of that conversation! 1 question though. Was this a shittest he passed?
[β]ChubaTaco0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The audacity
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[+][deleted] [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link
I like how they add in βreal quickβ like theyβll be annoyed having to wait for free money.
[β]cant-stand_ya31 points32 points33 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[β][deleted] 39 points40 points41 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]kd6919 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]lahire876 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Fantoche_Dreemurr5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Magnar963 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Blackfysh8833 points34 points35 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]PrinceRaj5321 points22 points23 points (5 children) | Copy Link
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[β]Quenten013 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[β]garcena13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]TheLightningMachine10 points11 points12 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]DeltaThePSYFrame1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Who the hell just asks a stranger for random amounts of cash? Did I miss something?
[β]Pruny858 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Fantoche_Dreemurr6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Toastwithme2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Neversaysyeah 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]McAdott0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]steelyknife11220 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]ChubaTaco0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link