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[–]billyidolspetgoat226 points227 points228 points 8 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
I mean if i HAD to fuck a midget , it would be one of those midgets
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[–][deleted] 49 points50 points51 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I'm ok with this bot.
[–]arcb7c69e210 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
F'ing hilarious. This gave me a good laugh.
[–]piesmacker1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What the bot say
[–]arcb7c69e21 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Crap, it must have been funny based on my comment 2 days ago, but I can't remember any more. I don't know why it would have been deleted.
[–]piesmacker1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awww, well thanks anyhow
[–]greenleefs6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
good bot
[–]verynormalsimple1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good Bot
[–]whatsthatbutt4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not totally disagreeing with you
[–]DreadPirateRosco4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you don't fuck one of those midgets, I'll fucking kill you.
[–]Circusmidget0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shhhhh
[+]dequinox-19 points-18 points-17 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Would totally fuck them if they looked like my sister.
Did I make the grade, r/evenwithcontext?
[–]grovemusic8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
not really
[–]dequinox0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He asked ironically, and received an un-ironic reply. :(
[–]grovemusic7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
did you forget to switch accounts before replying?
[–]UnimatrixBinary101 points102 points103 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Wanna bet their requirements for a man include "6ft tall"? LMBO
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It's usually the very short ones that want and only date 6'2" and over. Not even joking. Complex much?! Lol
[–]LesboPregnancyScare7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
5 ft and under women wanting a guy who is 6' 2" and over. So their children can be 5' 6"? That is still a manlet in their eyes.
[–]davisyoung1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I think it is more likely that they have a propellor fantasy.
[–]LesboPregnancyScare0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
whats that?
[–]davisyoung0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude is standing up and the gal is the propellor.
[–]Mi91iwjw1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha damn you beat me to it
[–]blacklightsleaze0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And 8 inch thick dick.
[–]acjj199053 points54 points55 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Honestly, I'll give it a shot. But she has to color herself orange, dye her hair green and say everything in a lyrical rhyme.
[–]Devil_Nights26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Oompa Loompa Doopity Donnorhea...
[–]247spyz4life12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo, I've got another di-sease for you
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[–]JesusRasputin0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AHAJAHAJAJXAAHA
[–]DreadPirateRosco1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, but which one? Do you prefer little big asses like the one on the right, or little slightly less big asses like the one on the left? What do you like, the leg or the wing Henry?
[–]Dank_Meems40 points41 points42 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love how women don't even have to photoshop their own faces anymore. Insta / snap filters just do it for you now. Add $30 worth of socially acceptable face paint, and you literally don't even know who you're fucking anymore.
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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thought they were sex dolls at first glance lmao
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Now that you mention it, are there midget sex dolls yet?
[–]terminator6122 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not I know of probably not because "They look like childrens" argument people like to throw around sexdoll has no age it can't be a kid or a adult because it's just a doll
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe, I could see them selling “midget “ sex dolls that happen to look very young for the pedos.
[–]JakBlack12347 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is just wrong.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Apparently they only come in one flavor
But they enjoy different flavors of Doritos.
[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
same
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[–]Judah_Earl8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Midgets are creepy as fuck.
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Same lmfao.
[–]liveByKWA5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I read this in Jim Gaffigan's voice.
[–]Siganid5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I don't object to mocking people that do bad things, but what did these two do to deserve being riduculed?
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[–]MessireSM0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
thot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoth
[–]WikiTextBot0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thoth
Thoth (; from Greek Θώθ thṓth; derived from Egyptian ḏḥw.ty) was one of the deities of the Egyptian pantheon. In art, he was often depicted as a man with the head of an ibis or a baboon, animals sacred to him. His feminine counterpart was Seshat, and his wife was Ma'at.
Thoth's chief temple was located in the city of Khmun, later called Hermopolis Magna during the Greco-Roman era (in reference to him through the Greeks' interpretation that he was the same as their god Hermes) and ϣⲙⲟⲩⲛⲉⲓⲛ Shmounein in the Coptic rendering.
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[–]fredanderssen7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Check out that caked-on fakeup. Can we say "plastic face"?
[–]jargonoid1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They're women. Sort of.
[–]Siganid-3 points-2 points-1 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That by itself isn't something worthy of mocekery.
I would dig it.
[–]vivab0rg1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/imgoingtohellforthis
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not sure if these are midgets or just photoshop shitposting.
[–]gmanex1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What are thooooose
Hahahaha.
Honestly...would hit.
[–]Mchooofer0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that midgets ?
[–]micestorff-0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
wait...those things are real human-beans ? i thought it was some kind of doll...
[–]greenleefs1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
human-beans
yep
I appreciate that BFG reference.
[–]RalfHumpheys0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aww, well isn't this sweet "golf clap"
LOL
[–]WanderlustYouth0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
La Brava ?
[–]rebellionmarch0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pocket pussies
[–]Battlespike10660 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is hilarious!!!!!
[–]KHR2020 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pokethots
[–]kayfab-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I am not in an habit of making fun of people that are disabled, well they are not but they suffer from dwarfism.
They look like they are trying to have fun.... that's about it. I would not approach nor go out with anyone of them,,,,, of any dump ass women HA
Not being an white knight, i am kind of sensible to people like that either it be male or female.
I once beat up a guy because he was making fun of an handicap special class at our high school, he was hitting them etc..... that was fun being a miner i could kick people in the head and get away with it... lets say he never bothered those poor handicap people again......
[–]kayfab-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i know i know LOL.
[–]MessireSM2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would not approach nor go out with anyone of them
Why not ? Maybe they can cook godly.
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