Thought this might be funny

Watchingcluturefade · 2018-01-30T15:30:51+00:00

Ima make sure that plastic bitch got a USB port so I can plug up a keyboard and ctrl-alt-del that shit right the hell out..

Aw, who am I kidding? I’m not dropping money on a sex doll. Ima keep banking that money for retirement and just beat my cock like my ancestors did.

ellaych02 · 2018-01-30T15:16:19+00:00

Eh, I'll just turn off auto update when I get my doll. Problem solved!

WhistlingAlong · 2018-01-30T15:09:19+00:00

I hope the masterminds behind them won't troll us this way.

playfromgnuhurd · 2018-01-30T16:58:35+00:00

Stallman was right again.

Cabshear · 2018-01-30T23:59:34+00:00

C:/ disk?

C://run abortion.exe

GR8ESTM8 · 2018-01-30T22:34:27+00:00

If they'll be running Windows 10, i'm out.

GemStarCN21 · 2018-01-30T20:21:21+00:00

Disable that auto-update dude.

Rationalist11 · 2018-01-30T19:33:06+00:00

Hahaha good one :)

AwfulAim · 2018-01-30T22:54:54+00:00

20 bucks a feminist company with create a "feminist positive model" to make it a point. It will include hairy armpits, a period, a speaker box that screams rape, and no orifices. After the model bombs with only prank sales they'll scream it was a success.

Israfelll · 2018-01-30T20:58:33+00:00

LOL! and in a year it initiates divorce rape protocols.

GasAllPitBulls · 2018-01-30T21:22:38+00:00

I feel like a robot babymama at least could be reasoned with, not override any disciplinary measures you take, not get catty because your cousin's daughter is prettier than hers, etc.

normalfag · 2018-01-30T22:57:40+00:00

Not going to happen. I would mod mine to run on Debian.

MadeInBeirut13 · 2018-01-31T00:12:44+00:00

Rick and Morty already did that lol

1st10Amendments · 2018-01-31T00:51:29+00:00

Are you kidding me?! I’d love to have an offspring. The only way Miss Gears is uploading and then downloading a memory chip off the old block is through cloning me and in vitro fertilization. On the other hand, I’m reminded of the book I read 30 years ago in which the home security software attained sentience and imprisoned and then impregnated the woman whose house it was. Then the computer downloaded its consciousness into the infant and tried to impregnate the woman the old fashioned way. I think it was called ‘Demon Spawn,’ or ‘Demon Seed,’ but don’t quote me on that.

Its_Not_Over_Yet · 2018-01-31T01:56:33+00:00

Remember how some toys had a motion-sensor so if you entered the room it would say stuff like "Greetings, citizen!" or "Leave now, intruder!" There was a wicked Buzz Lightyear toy that did this.

Can a sex bot be programmed like that? You come home from a miserable day at work, and as soon as you step in the room, the bot goes "Hi Honey, how was your day?"

Black-Apollo · 2018-01-31T03:25:54+00:00

Must be the new DLC, nice.

cyborg_type_darkness · 2018-01-31T04:18:40+00:00

Nobody mentions "You can destroy your sex robot legally"

Wigglepicks · 2018-01-31T11:38:20+00:00

Raising a robot offspring actually sounds interesting.

Title	Thought this might be funny
Author	urali
Upvotes	316
Comments	33
Date	January 30, 2018 2:48 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7u1hl7/thought_this_might_be_funny/
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