Tingles for Buff, Alpha Gorillas

Ultramegasaurus · 2015-06-27T09:12:42+00:00

That's fucking pathetic.

Isaiah4verse1 · 2015-06-27T10:29:36+00:00

Not surprised at all. Women will sleep with anything.

Thank God I'm a man and therefore held to higher moral (human) standards.

scubar · 2015-06-27T11:43:40+00:00

If this was a "sexy" female gorilla and a lot of men where checking her out this article would be entirely different.

KingOfYaks · 2015-06-27T13:17:59+00:00

Believe it or not, gorillas have a 1 inch penis. Not kidding. This means that king kong and that girl he carried around might actually have worked!

PartlyMe · 2015-06-27T08:48:01+00:00

I can't recall the title at the moment but there's a pretty famous book of women's sexual fantasies that describes women wanting to be taken vigorously by a huge-membered gorilla.. After all, there's no alpha male that's more alpha than a silverback.. Given the relatively diminutive 'stature' of most japanese men, the reactions of japanese women to this badboy are even more evocative!!

Edit: I think the author of the book(s) is Nancy Friday.. And here is an interesting read..

laudomatic · 2015-06-27T09:55:37+00:00

Hahaha. This is like a perfect comedic artwork, I've got nothing more to add.

Wargame4life · 2015-06-27T10:05:18+00:00

i wonder if they are the female equivalent of bronies

Isaiah4verse1 · 2015-06-27T16:11:48+00:00

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SoullessTechnocrat · 2015-06-27T10:10:39+00:00

Of course; but how hard will it be to get Chad Thundercock or Jamalite Daqueerius to fight Koko over the woman? He'd rather have a banana tree stalk....

AurelianWay · 2015-06-28T11:52:32+00:00

Most people are fascinated by primates for the simple reason that they share so many human traits. The bbc article suprised me yet at the same time didn't surprise me when it came to the female reaction. As was pointed out in the other comments, I'm sure men would be viewed as deviants if we thought a female gorilla with big tits was attractive. It's just another hard truth that the Alpha male invokes the tingles. For those guys still in the game, use that to your advantage. You can't be an Alpha gorilla but you can be the situational alpha / AMOG / fake it till you make it guy who gets his nut busted because a woman is too preoccupied reconciling the gina tingles.

Title	Tingles for Buff, Alpha Gorillas
Author	ss_camaro
Upvotes	30
Comments	20
Date	June 27, 2015 8:08 AM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/3bacgh/tingles_for_buff_alpha_gorillas/
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