Truth Be Told

GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B · 2018-12-22T08:26:56+00:00

There's a joke where a guy calls home to his wife and says:

"Hi honey? It's me. I'm calling with some bad news. I lost my job this morning in a layoff just before Christmas, there's no severance or anything they just shut down the plant and packed up. Me and some workmates decided to say goodbye over coffee, and on the way there I was hit by a hit and run. Dude never even stopped. Luckily Karen was there to rush me to the ER. My leg's broken in three places but the doctors think they can save it. Thankfully my insurance is still active, because I'm not sure when or if I'll be able to get back to work. The car is at the parking lot, they say I can keep it there for a couple of days if I need to given the circumstances. Just wanted to let you know where I am and I'm okay for now."

The wife responds: "Who's Karen?"

enderagent890 · 2018-12-22T11:06:51+00:00

This ain’t so weird. If you put 5ml piss in 500ml beer, you better believe I’ll complain about the piss.

vaqq1 · 2018-12-22T13:00:54+00:00

bro this is stupid af

JamesOJames · 2018-12-22T14:01:51+00:00

To be fair “bitch” really does stand out like a sore thumb from the other texts and I’d probably have the same reaction.

enderagent890 · 2018-12-22T20:56:45+00:00

This looks incel like

gkp1985 · 2018-12-22T21:53:56+00:00

This is fucking stupid.

MistEchoes · 2018-12-22T14:44:21+00:00

It’s true though. My friend has tinder and a girl was ignoring his well-thought-out opening texts. So I took his phone and typed”Let me ask you something. Why would a girl like you be on an app like this?”

She fucking lost it but I was so vague as to what I meant, I could turn it any direction I wanted. She responded instantly to everything after that. The next morning my friend picked up where he left off and told her it wasn’t him before, that he’s sorry, and is genuinely interested in her. She never responded.

throw_7 · 2018-12-22T14:13:25+00:00

Transgressions of that magnitude require financial reparation. Flowers, chocolates, presents, etc.

HungryBrain1 · 2018-12-22T19:23:26+00:00

Women be higher in negative emotion and neurotacisim. It's a thing.

AntiAbleism · 2018-12-22T16:10:57+00:00

Absolutely true.

Bogey9119 · 2018-12-22T12:41:03+00:00

Also notice not 1 “I love you” back from the woman.

celticlord88 · 2018-12-22T13:22:05+00:00

True

TheIcePill · 2018-12-22T15:19:52+00:00

87% Upvoted, this means there are 13% feminists lurking around here. Even when you have solid proof that the theory is true, simps will be simps.

Title	Truth Be Told
Author	enderagent890
Upvotes	324
Comments	43
Date	December 22, 2018 8:23 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/a8j7ve/truth_be_told/
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