Unicorn Bait

UneducatedLoser · 2016-01-28T15:35:57+00:00

Let me see :

Pose as jobless beggar with no assets.
Pose as UneducatedLoser, which is posing as myself.
Watch as woman after woman treats me with contempt.
Realize that all unicorns were killed by He Who Must Not Be Named in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone to sustain himself.

Diogenes-- · 2016-01-28T18:01:41+00:00

You make a good point, but for different reasons than my viewpoint. I won't debate anyone on this but I personally don't believe in unicorns. It's good to hide your assets not as bait, but because buying shit doesn't make us truly happy. It's like a drug, that new Persian carpet or Monet print makes us happy for a little while, but it quickly gets incorporated into the new normal (iow the high wears off) and you need to buy something else to be "happy", which will again wear off. Repeat ad nauseum.

Men are happiest when we're creating something or working with our hands. Whether we're into carpentry, writing, making music, fixing cars, etc. we're engaged in actions which make us happy. Like in Fight Club, buying a bunch of shit and playing Nest doesn't do anything for us.

This is why women are all 5 digits into credit card debt but still miserable. Even if they do write music, a book or a screenplay, it's about men, either a love story or misandrist feminist babble. I don't think they're truly capable of happiness, which is why the better they have it in life the more bitter and hateful they get - a poor woman can think "if only I had more money", but women with money are still miserable and they hate it. This is why the most vile harpy feminists are white women.

I sock away my money in case I ever need it. I buy only what I need. When I die it will be given to mens & boys charities and shelters.

JimmyButlerMVP · 2016-01-28T18:58:57+00:00

It's good to hide your assets in general, but not for a fictitious unicorn that has never existed. I've found it's better to fly under the radar and never let people know your actual worth, monetary or otherwise.

Life is just less messy that way.

raffastafarian · 2016-01-28T20:09:12+00:00

No such thing as a unicorn. Given the right environment, every single woman will opt for divorce. Our culture has bent over backwards to present divorce as just one of many options available to a woman who decides she "isn't happy" with her marriage.

Don't get married. That woman is not a unicorn. Sorry, she's just not.

H8ThemB4TheyH8U · 2016-01-28T18:01:47+00:00

There is a reason why we call then unicorns... since unicorns are mythical and thus, Do... Not... EXIST!

DrunkWiseman · 2016-01-28T19:22:30+00:00

Do unicorns exist? That's a hard question and everyone will have a different definition.

To me a unicorn is a woman who will put my needs ahead of hers sometimes. No person engages in a relationship from true altruism, so you can expect that most women will expect certain things from a relationship/man, but they should also be prepared to give the same and more in return. A good woman will take care of a man's health not because she's afraid of ending up alone if he passes, but because she genuinely loves him and cares for him, so there is a line that can be drawn between things people do for self gain in relationships, and things they do for the other person.

As far as material things not determining a relationship, that's tricky. Many "good" women (please don't bash me MGTOW police) want to have kids, but they also want to fall in love (the kind where you care for the other person), and those interests are equally important sometimes. To these women the concept of "family" is important, so they want to optimize their resources to achieve this. They may look for a well-off, educated men to build their future with. Same thing happens in the animal kingdom where the female looks for the best mate to guarantee the success of raising her offspring (and for genetic reasons).

Now as human beings we have evolved past this point. Women nowdays have as much freedom and power within their lives to be fully self sustaining. By considering this point, I would say that women should be expected to be with a partner for reasons related to love and genuine care. Building a family can be part of it in the long run. My personal take on the ultimate unicorn is one who enters a relationship where the partner is prioritized above all else. The aim is to have mutual understanding, companionship, increased satisfaction in day to day life, and reciprocated acts of romance. Such a healthy relationship may well lead to kids, as many men consider having kids as something important, so in a sense, the woman is taking on the burden of pregnancy and giving the man a child, which is also to be appreciated. To me this seems ideal. Does it exist? It may, I am sure there are men out there who have such women, certainly anyone part of MGTOW has not encountered them and is fully convinced such women do not exist, but in a world of 8 billion people you'd be naive you know everyone and everything and trivialize millions of years of evolution by proclaiming AWALT.

I do believe in unicorns, just like I believe in god or a higher power (even though I am totally non-religious and closer to agnostic). But trying to date and seek out these women is like trying to prove god exists. It's better just to sit back, not get all worked up about the whole thing, and just go about daily life and if by some miracle you do meet a unicorn then so be it. As 4+ years of online dating have taught me, it's a waste of time, and time is the most precious thing we have on this earth.

Datson_Horrenbrand · 2016-01-28T20:55:59+00:00

Who believes in unicorns?

Kids.

Don't be a kid. Be a man and stop believing in fairy tales.

good_man_gone · 2016-01-29T00:37:12+00:00

Is it really worth sifting through dozens of women while spending a little fortune in the process to maybe find one special snowflake who will temporarily make you feel good but can at any time fuck you over like the rest of them?

Fake friends you can tell to fuck off but fake wifes will suck you dry but not in a happy way.

By the way men of low income not spending money has never resulted in attractive women flocking towards them.

2016-01-28T16:05:57+00:00

TL;DR: don't waste your time proving something you already know.

That women were always interested in cars and fancy addresses was already blatantly obvious to me(probably because of where I lived), but I decided to do it anyway.Here is how it went:

I created a profile in a online dating website. When women asked me about my profession, I said I was a janitor or garbage collector, but no one take it seriously because I didn't "look like a janitor/garbage collector"(IOW, I'm white). I started saying that I was a door man, and lived in on of the poorest (but widely known as safe) area in the city. I did it tens of times. If we consider demographics (age range, area, gender), I wonder if what I did hasn't any formal statistical relevance.

ALL of them suddenly stopped talking to me. Ok, two didn't. I had a relationship with them in different moments. One ended up with a sad story about needing money to restore her house. The other refused to take the morning after pill "for religious reasons".

After all that I said fuck it, and dove deep on promiscuity(always being honest with whoever I was). Truth be told, it would have been better if I had just go on with taking care of other things in my life. There is nothing from that time that made my life any better. Fortunately no diseases or pregnancies happened, and expenses were minimal.

csehszlovakze · 2016-01-29T11:16:31+00:00

Nowadays if a woman seems like a unicorn it's the biggest red flag I can imagine. Why? Because we know AWALT (no exceptions) and a woman seeming like a perfect choice is a predatory chameleon.

KingGeno · 2016-01-29T16:57:45+00:00

Met this girl, you think she is too good to be true? It's because it IS too good to be true. In short, AWALT, and keep your distance.

Title	Unicorn Bait
Author	JockoDoyle
Upvotes	13
Comments	23
Date	January 28, 2016 3:18 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/433p90/unicorn_bait/
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