Vaginal fluids for self defence

MenGoToJupitorToGTOW · 2019-12-20T02:47:24+00:00

What the actual fuck

DangZagnut · 2019-12-20T02:58:16+00:00

So she pissed on some police officers like a homeless person.

davisyoung · 2019-12-20T03:07:43+00:00

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MoonshineGuy859 · 2019-12-20T03:01:34+00:00

I've made many a woman squirt, but unless those cops were banging her, that's piss.

Red_Liner740 · 2019-12-20T03:27:37+00:00

Not gonna lie. I’m impressed she has that kind of bodily function control....

Nemoitto · 2019-12-20T04:01:22+00:00

Wtf she looks like Amy Poehler!!!

MSP_Generalist · 2019-12-20T03:31:15+00:00

Yeah, she looks like she was voted "Most Likely to Be Demonically Possessed" in high school!

bieberblows · 2019-12-20T04:00:59+00:00

She looks high as f**k.

2019-12-20T04:03:41+00:00

I never thought it would come to this.

I reread that as I typed it out - Yeah, I'll keep it.

bk6830 · 2019-12-20T04:19:53+00:00

They are using Instagram filters for mugshots now? Or is she just deformed?

Shimakaze4 · 2019-12-20T03:32:24+00:00

Shes so impressed with herself too. Psycho.

goingmyownway_ghost · 2019-12-20T02:51:49+00:00

barffff!

sirreaper4 · 2019-12-20T03:48:06+00:00

Go Go Gadget octopoussoir!

DarthCallidous · 2019-12-20T07:19:52+00:00

Knowing today's STDs she could probably kill someone doing that.

JustNySpace · 2019-12-20T07:31:48+00:00

Yuck. These hoes nasty.

Bourbonandcigars06 · 2019-12-20T05:11:12+00:00

Sorry, have to admit that’s pretty f..n funny, like fart jokes, monkeys throwing their feces, etc

It is messed up that she even thought about doing that and why she had that specific fluid with her to use for defense

Bpinchosrep · 2019-12-20T07:53:00+00:00

🤔

Cuck-WTF · 2019-12-20T08:22:05+00:00

Florida

Wo

Man

MgtowFree · 2019-12-20T09:27:03+00:00

ok I think I've seen enough of clown world

richbeezy · 2019-12-20T16:39:18+00:00

A younger Amy Poehler lol.

Lacrimosa2k7 · 2019-12-20T18:00:13+00:00

Look at that depressed regretful expression on this Amy Poehler knockoff's face.

PeterTMB47 · 2019-12-20T03:51:18+00:00

That's a classy gal.

WrongTime01 · 2019-12-20T07:08:55+00:00

...?

marcton · 2019-12-20T08:46:01+00:00

I think they mean piss...

OnceAHermit · 2019-12-20T09:12:28+00:00

I don't doubt she's real, but she definitely looks like CGI - in a weird, uncanny valley way.

fuckthatshittoo · 2019-12-20T09:48:35+00:00

This one ain't no cunt, this one's a skunk.....

2019-12-20T10:41:11+00:00

Those are some wild and crazy eyes. Strippers are crazy at the best of times but this one looks like she'd be in the running for Olympic gold.

Also, if a guy tried to piss or jizz on cops, he'd have no teeth and half a jaw in the mugshot.

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2019-12-20T11:23:54+00:00

I think a squid does that

Zilo88 · 2019-12-20T12:34:43+00:00

Like a skunk?

2019-12-20T12:37:51+00:00

Florida lady: Are you challenging me?

iwilzkilz585 · 2019-12-20T13:37:15+00:00

Wait ,like how? Was she she already naked fingering her self? Did she pre collect the fluid? This story intrigues me.

2019-12-20T15:21:48+00:00

Considering she most likely has 10 different sexual diseases, I guess that’s a pretty good self-defense method.

xDXSandmanXDx · 2019-12-20T16:18:00+00:00

Florida woman strikes again.

bosslife242 · 2019-12-20T16:50:54+00:00

This is so absurd, I don't even what this means!

redditI_D_010101010 · 2019-12-20T17:06:34+00:00

is that face even real? holy shit thats scary

the_ultimate_salvaje · 2019-12-20T20:52:37+00:00

Lmfao he probably has all kinds of STDs!!! That’s a dangerous weapon!

RunawayGrain · 2019-12-20T21:45:29+00:00

My home state never ceases to amaze.

AeternusDoleo · 2019-12-21T04:42:18+00:00

... so. She has taught herself to... on command... spit like a cobra from the other lips. I'm halfway between impressed and confused what mental maze came up with this defense strategy.

KazuyaAmon · 2019-12-20T09:26:42+00:00

Title	Vaginal fluids for self defence
Author	damienkingston
Upvotes	238
Comments	53
Date	December 20, 2019 2:46 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/ed3vjr/vaginal_fluids_for_self_defence/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/vaginal-fluids-for-self-defence.644731 https://theredarchive.com/post/644731

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