I owe my ex many thousands of dollars. It sucks, but to make that story simple: I was trying to save my business.

So I gotta occasionally send her friendly messages to make sure she doesn’t feel like getting all lawyer on me and so I sent one to her a few months ago letting her know I might be in her city for a couple months with my parents, because job market is weird in my new field. I told her “Maybe we can meet up and you can see the dog”.

She responded with something akin to “Yay puppy”.

I actually didn’t give a shit to meet up, but if she was adamant, I could’ve agreed. Well, a few days ago, I sent her a message “Hey, I’m actually going to be up there for only a couple of days. New job starts quickly”.

Then she messaged “Oh? Maybe I can come kidnap the dog for a few hours and take him to my parents. They’d love to see him”.

Then it hit me like a sack of bricks. “Wait a minute ... I fucking hate you. Why would I let you pet my dog? Fuck off”.

I didn’t say it, but I’ve signed up for OT at work. The faster I pay this bitch, the faster I never have to ever think about her ever again!

I did the math. I should be able to buy my freedom in December. Then she can die for all I care. Good times.