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I’m experiencing this now. I want kids, so left mgtow, but my current woman micromanages everything. Or she demands a detailed plan on everything. To keep this simple, pretend I want to go to medical school: “Which medical school do you want to go to?” “Dunno. Lets just get my mcat score and go from there”. “Well ... you should figure out what you need to get into universities X, Y and Z” “Nah. Just gonna take the MCAT and go from there”. “But but ... shouldn’t you have a plan?” “Yeah. It’s to t…
/r/MGTOW21/04/21 01:23 PM
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Ah. I was thinking it might even be less. But. I’d double check local laws and see if a doctor is even willing to do it. You may run into resistance. I know I did at 15.
/r/MGTOW31/07/20 04:48 AM
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Aren’t they like ... $150?
/r/MGTOW31/07/20 04:18 AM
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Honestly, still in quarantine. We’ll see.
/r/MGTOW31/07/20 04:04 AM
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"Or she could be just busting your balls". Nah. Another example I left out that I almost dumped this girl over was she just kinda decided I was going to her "friend's sister's wedding" about 1,000 miles away. "But I don't want to go to my friend's local weddings. Why would I go to a wedding far away where I don't know anyone. That sounds terrible". "What? No! You'd have a great time. What are you talking about? You'd have so much fun!" Read: She'd have fun if I tagged along with her, as having a…
/r/askTRP27/07/20 12:55 AM
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You did it right. I delayed payments for so long after college, partly because 2010. My goal is to knock mine out in a year. It’s gonna be hell, but 100% worth it, I’m sure.
/r/MGTOW09/07/20 11:45 AM
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Because you don’t go to jail for being raped. Jesus. Is she a troll?
/r/MGTOW13/06/20 01:57 PM
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I likely should've put "instrument" rather than tool. It's just a machine though. In all honesty, I find guns kinda boring. They're just a boring thing that happens to be able to kill people though. So, they have their purpose.
/r/MGTOW04/05/20 12:28 AM
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I was common-law married to a girl once and did this just to prevent lawyers from being triggered. I highly suspected if I just tossed her ass out on the street, I'd get a court summons shortly afterwards. It was miserable and barely worth it. If I knew then what I know now, I'd probably just risk lawyers.
/r/askTRP03/05/20 05:46 PM
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You’re forgetting that women get more emotional about objects than men. A gun isn’t a tool. “It’s a symbol of death” or whatever. Final thing is in their wacky brains it’s “What if we have kids and then the toddler figures out the gun safe, or you leave it out and they shoot them selves and we go to jail!” “Uhh. Just put the gun back when you’re done. It’s why you don’t leave guns lying around.” “I CAN'T HAVE IT!”
/r/MGTOW03/05/20 04:31 PM
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I've thought about sitting down and becoming fluent in the language here in America, but I've got an "in" to return if I want and I was gonna try it this year, but things got wonky. I've been using Coronatime to get a 2nd Bachelors for free. You ever accidentally get a 2nd Bachelors? Jesus. But I might do that instead. I've been wanting to go back ever since I left. Might focus on that instead.
/r/MGTOW24/04/20 08:30 PM
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I was thinking the same. Like a soy Titania McGrath.
/r/MGTOW24/04/20 04:49 PM
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Dude, I was there for a month and I spent probably 2+ hours a day studying the language, just so I wouldn't be an absolutely useless cunt. Just 95% useless. I can't imagine being there for 10 years and not speaking the language. But I know what you're saying is true. Because people. They don't assimilate well. I can read the kanas now, so I guess I got that going for me.
/r/MGTOW24/04/20 04:02 PM
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Jesus, she’s gonna either die alone or very disappointed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/20 05:38 PM
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Honk honk! https://youtu.be/51IXwqDDLG4
/r/MGTOW24/11/19 10:04 PM
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It's my favorite point about women I've made multiple posts about: Women are allowed to quit. Men aren't. Simple as that.
/r/MGTOW21/09/19 07:53 PM
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Remember Chappelle’s bit from the 90s about how men want four things from their woman Suck my dick Make me a sandwich Shut up Get a job Pretty simple formula if you ask me.
/r/MGTOW19/09/19 10:27 PM
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The really funny one is when someone hates you 10 seconds after you’ve met them. Like “I haven’t even done anything to you yet”. Fuck em though. It’s still funny.
/r/MGTOW04/08/19 10:43 AM
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Dude, 2/3 of those women who "ruined my life" (pfffft) were my dad's wives. Not even "my fault". Even if I did decide "That one miserable wife of my dad's ruined my life". Cool. What am I supposed to do about it now? Kill her? Steal her cash? There's nothing to do. So you just take your lessons, accept responsibility and move forward like a man.
/r/MGTOW03/08/19 06:00 PM
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Funny thing occurs to me with this. All of the shitty life things/choices that happened to me I could easily blame on 3 women, with the massive majority of those bad decisions being from 1 of them. So, in effect, if I wanted to wallow, I could blame “The Matriarchy”, but I’m not a faggot, so I take full responsibility for all of them.
/r/MGTOW03/08/19 01:13 PM
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That stupid “dels of pain” bullshit won’t go away, will it?
/r/MGTOW03/08/19 08:54 AM
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Honestly, especially on camera with our laws, this is a good time to “play” blue-pilled. Play dumb to get the bitch to open up because she thinks you won’t get mad. Then once you’ve piled enough evidence, swiftly and righteously place that bitch on the streets. Plus it looks scripted anyways, so whatever.
/r/MGTOW01/08/19 10:01 AM
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I remember telling people this in my early 20s and they treated me like a lunatic. “I was one missing check from being homeless. I want to make sure I’m solid” “What? So you can’t have a girlfriend.” “Yeah. I gotta work 80 hours a week to fix this fuckup” “That’s dumb” “Okay”.
/r/MGTOW25/07/19 04:48 AM
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“Found”
/r/MGTOW15/07/19 03:05 AM
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I know it’s an easy joke, but I can’t help but feel like she’s really just thinking she can hang her head and give a “really super duper sincere apology and promise to never do it ever again”. Stage 1 of pussy pass is to flutter eyes and say “aww, but I’m just a girl :(“
/r/MGTOW27/05/19 09:49 AM
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No dick, no opinion on circumcision. It should be a man’s choice.
/r/MGTOW18/05/19 11:49 PM
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Or you just get a “Yeah, it’s not happening.”
/r/MGTOW15/05/19 05:07 PM
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Jesus, I’m getting PTSD flashbacks reading that. “YOU MEAN I GOT DRAGGED TO A FUCKING MUSICAL FOR NOTHING!?! FUCK!”
/r/MGTOW15/05/19 03:49 PM
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Christ. Is this how we end up with male feminists that rape women?
/r/MGTOW12/05/19 08:58 PM
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Like fucking a fleshlight that complains.
/r/MGTOW12/05/19 08:27 PM
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Well, I left this part out but I have a certain flippancy and basically started making fun of feminism which she was not amused with. No loss, since frigid feminists often fuck like corpses.
/r/MGTOW12/05/19 08:03 PM
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Sounds like my first forays into getting strange after I broke up with my ex. I always take them to the same spot. It was especially weird because I had no idea what I was capable of getting so I was talking to a huge range of women to find out. Glad I’m at least alright looking.
/r/MGTOW12/05/19 07:57 PM
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I mean, I’ll waste an hour for a 75% chance at pussy. I’m hardly monk mode. I just see women in general as a terrible ROI.
/r/MGTOW12/05/19 07:54 PM
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It was a contest at the bar. Basically trivia. I actually bought myself food there, so I won $30 and spent $10 of it. Even with the frumpy bore I basically abandoned halfway through the date it was definitely worth it. Even more awesome is at the time I was fucking broke and had no business being out!
/r/MGTOW12/05/19 07:53 PM
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A few reasons - mostly logistical. Plus she wanted to meet first for some reason. I dunno. Whore logic, I guess.
/r/MGTOW12/05/19 06:03 PM
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The ROI was fairly solid, despite the uneventful conclusion.
/r/MGTOW12/05/19 05:02 PM
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Well, this chick had already sent me pictures of her tits and panties and was texting to know how I was gonna fuck her. I thought it was pretty much a closed deal, but apparently not. Guess she probably just wanted attention more than dick.
/r/MGTOW12/05/19 04:53 PM
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I wanted to put that at the bottom of the other one too, but it fucked with the flow. Hell, I had a date last year where I won $20 in a contest, yet spent $0, so I therefore left with more than I showed up with. I entered the Halls of Great Men that day.
/r/MGTOW12/05/19 04:52 PM
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Are you me? Jesus, this is my story. Fucking awesome. Crush it.
/r/MGTOW05/05/19 01:51 AM
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They do love musicians!
/r/MGTOW01/05/19 02:44 AM
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Maybe that’s what happened in 97
/r/MGTOW01/05/19 01:52 AM
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“Porn is bad for boys!” “Let’s buy our daughter sex toys so she can cum harder while watching porn! If you don’t, she’ll never love you!”
/r/MGTOW01/05/19 01:42 AM
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I always think of it more specifically as the kinda verbal diarrhea that occurs when they’re trying to justify something or get out of trouble.
/r/MGTOW01/05/19 01:24 AM
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It’s even funnier with all the empowerment shit. “ROAR LADIES! ROAR WITH THE FIRST MOVE AND THE POWER OF FEMINISM!” How do they roar? “Hi” Or maybe a gif
/r/MGTOW01/05/19 12:34 AM
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I think this is from his stand-up special Tambourine.
/r/MGTOW01/05/19 12:31 AM
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Her (drunk) friends will talk shit. That’s one of the best ways.
/r/MGTOW01/05/19 12:21 AM
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I will always think of the woman I worked with on a contract a bit past her prime acting like this about how her boyfriend was talking her to Paris and she gets “4 or 5 star hotels or no pussy” and blah blah. I remember thinking she wasn’t hot enough to act like this. Then she had a cry fest a few days later with her work girlfriends because he dumped her.
/r/MGTOW01/05/19 12:07 AM
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Mildly drunk?
/r/MGTOW01/05/19 12:04 AM
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I actually recently learned to drive stick (otherwise driving for nearly 20 years) and you just keep driving until one day you’re not terrible at it. Number one thing is your eyes. Keep alert. Don’t kill anyone or let yourself get killed. Miss the exit if you have to until you learn your/the car’s driving capabilities.
/r/MGTOW01/05/19 12:02 AM
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Mostly. It’s a combination of attention whores and camwhores.
/r/MGTOW30/04/19 11:52 PM
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My ex and I’s breakup was “peaceful”, because I didn’t want her suing for common law marriage stuff. I just wanted it to be a breakup. If I didn’t think there’d be legal consequences, I would’ve tossed her shit out the window and let the birds carry it away. Her parents (great people) thought we broke up because “we just grew apart”. I wanted so badly to shout “YOUR DAUGHTER IS A FUCKING WHORE!” But didn’t. I’m not that dumb. Instead while we were packing her things I just shrugged at one point …
/r/MGTOW30/04/19 05:41 PM
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It was more like “Alright, if you’re gonna make a move, it’s now or never ... ehh ... ehhh ... alright, moment’s passed”.
/r/MGTOW28/04/19 04:44 PM
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I went on a date with a super hot model once (seriously don’t know how this happened) and she told me about how she had a wonderful trip to Dubai paid for so she could be arm candy for a rich dude and the next five minutes of conversation basically went like so ... “Some dude paid $5,000-10,000 for you to be arm candy, huh ... nothing else?” “Just flew to Dubai, rode camels, went shopping and went to the beach.” “Wow! That sounds like an unbelievably generous man”. “Yeah ...” I screwed up the wh…
/r/MGTOW28/04/19 12:49 PM
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I mean, he sort of stands up for himself in the full clip. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ty4PhRWt1hU&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
/r/MGTOW27/04/19 08:38 PM
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This shit pisses me off so much. I can nearly guarantee that if timelines were shifted, my lunatic mom would’ve attempted this shit on me.
/r/MGTOW27/04/19 06:20 AM
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I'd chase my woman around the house with that shit, while she screamed like it was disgusting. Bitch, you already made me clean it. "HOW CAN YOU THINK IT'S GROSS IF IT'S YOUR HAIR?!?" I used one of these https://www.amazon.com/Vastar-Drain-Snake-Remover-Cleaning/dp/B01DP87IF8
/r/MGTOW07/04/19 03:59 PM
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This is basically my story. Ex and I broke up at my low. All I’ll sum this up with is that I lost 20 pounds and gained a new career and she gained probably 50-80 pounds and her career is stagnant soon to be dead. In so many ways I don’t care, but if I ever don’t feel motivated to go to the gym, I just look at a picture of her and charge into the gym with my shoulders back. It’s like staring at the fires of hell of what my life could’ve been!
/r/MGTOW06/04/19 06:28 AM
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I’ve been trying to find a blue pill explanation for “Sure! Kids sound great, but those require a woman to make and I don’t want to deal with any shrieking harpies who are gonna try to take my kids and half of my shit a few years down the line”. Is “I wanna make sure the mother is an extra special someone” bluepill enough? Saying those faggy words is kinda unbearable though. Jesus.
/r/MGTOW19/03/19 04:26 PM
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You in a one consent or two consent state? Check your laws. The courts just might trash the video.
/r/MGTOW18/02/19 06:37 PM
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Quote from Man Stabbed "What are you gonna do? Stab me?"
/r/PussyPassDenied31/01/19 12:25 AM
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I don't really know what you'd need to prove this point and I cant think of what statistics to look up since it would get muddled with single moms (which I am not claiming is giving up). Men and women (statistically) work equally hard. It's really a simple mental exercise you may have witnessed a few times in your life. Think of all the working couples you know. Imagine the wife coming come and saying "I quit my job, because fuck working. Hope you don't mind". Now replace the wife in each scenar…
/r/MensRights25/01/19 06:10 AM
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Spend it on yourself! Get a good burger or something! Glad you liked it.
/r/MensRights25/01/19 05:51 AM
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I make this point a lot, but a difference between men and women is that women are allowed to quit. Men are not. I’m not saying women necessarily want to quit, it’s just that they’re allowed to. Have a woman quit her career to “go find herself”. How does her husband react? Family? Friends? Society? Now have a man quit his career to “go find himself”. How does his wife react? Family? Friends? Society? It’s night and day.
/r/MensRights23/01/19 01:01 AM
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If I had been married, I’d be in jail from not writing her checks. I could barely feed myself for a short time there (business failed). I saved thousands on no wedding and thousands more by having a breakup instead of a divorce. Thank God. Best of luck to the others.
/r/MGTOW22/01/19 05:32 AM
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The trick I did was refuse to get married, so when she finally moved out, she took her shit and left my shit alone. It would’ve been a hell of a mess if she had a rock!
/r/MGTOW22/01/19 05:27 AM
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You ever notice in Taxi Driver that Jodie Foster's character doesn't even want to be saved?
/r/MGTOW20/01/19 03:46 PM
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I once walked in on a roommate fucking his girlfriend and his response was to ditch her on the couch and sprint to his bedroom. I had two simultaneous thoughts going through my head at the same time: 1) "Be cool. Don't look. She's naked. So be cool and don't look. This is traumatizing for her, I'm sure". 2) "Jesus, my roommate is a fucking pussy. God damn. Seriously, she's already naked! I could rape his fucking girlfriend right now and he couldn't do shit about it - and neither could she. What …
/r/MGTOW11/01/19 02:19 AM
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Actually saw a chick say one of my favorite quotes this month of “Doing drugs isn’t a personality trait”.
/r/MGTOW07/01/19 11:29 PM
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My ex used to always call herself a gamer. My ass. She went 5 years without touching a controller before finally picking up Animal Crossing. But if anyone asked “oh yeah! I’m totally a gamer XD”
/r/MGTOW05/01/19 03:48 PM
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“The good news is we got your results ...”
/r/MGTOW01/01/19 04:11 PM
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Life’s much easier with a free ride!
/r/MGTOW27/12/18 05:55 PM
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There was something extra weird about it. The tone the girl had was very much a tone of "I don't necessarily wanna fuck you, but I'd rather fuck you than sleep outside and I understand that's probably how this will work". Hell, I said "no" for a few reasons. She was okay looking, I had a weird living situation (college thing) and I guess I'm just not into semi-willing hookers, because fucking her semi-willing holes just sounded like it was somewhere between blackmail and like someone was only fu…
/r/MGTOW27/12/18 07:48 AM
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I'm normally super wary of this stuff but I actually didn't sense this here. Just some girl doing "whatever it takes" to avoid a snowstorm, but I was not interested for a dozen reasons.
/r/MGTOW27/12/18 07:45 AM
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I remember struggling with this question about my shrieking dead harpy mom at 12: “How can you be both a victim and a strong woman?” I finally concluded that you can’t. She was full of shit.
/r/MGTOW27/12/18 01:30 AM
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I once had a Denny’s waitress sit at my table with me and asked to stay with me for the weekend. She implied something along the lines of “I have no money, but I’ll make it worth your time”. I’m actually kinda surprised looking back on it I said “no”, but I did. I’d still say “no” today.
/r/MGTOW26/12/18 04:59 PM
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I also recently decided I refuse to attend weddings where I can see the divorce “as clear as day”. It just makes the wedding 100 times more miserable if you have zero positive outlook for what you’re witnessing.
/r/MGTOW15/12/18 08:39 PM
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To quote funnier people “Hooking up with an ex is like a dog eating its own vomit”.
/r/MGTOW15/12/18 07:58 PM
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This shit looks familiar. Reminds me of myself after I “broke out of prison”. Just me, my dog and some video games. I’d say it reminds me of me now, but I’m staying with friends lol I’ll live like that again soon.
/r/MGTOW15/12/18 07:35 PM
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https://youtu.be/nT-zzI15Bts
/r/MGTOW25/11/18 07:07 PM
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What kind of “toxic” person pays your bills? “I’m so abusive, I’m gonna pay your bills!”
/r/MGTOW11/11/18 04:16 PM
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I refuse to believe this isn’t a joke. It is, right? How would that work otherwise?
/r/MGTOW07/11/18 12:05 AM
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YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS!
/r/MGTOW03/11/18 12:52 AM
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That’s some lonely shit right there.
/r/MGTOW03/11/18 12:04 AM
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I had my life get a little screwy financially from a business that failed. As I restructure life and pay off old debts, I can’t help but imagine how much longer a woman in my life would prolong my debt. She nag me if I worked too late. She’d nag me if I didn’t pay for dates. She’d fail to get it.
/r/MGTOW23/10/18 03:04 AM
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That looks pretty familiar. Her manipulative wink wink “please love me I’ve changed” texts are pathetic
/r/MGTOW21/10/18 05:50 PM
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I'm in this industry. Some students came up to me the other day and asked about the new rule of "Wait, so if someone hits you, they get suspended, but if you hit them back or defend yourself, you get suspended too? What the fuck? Apparently we're supposed to just run away?" I told them the reason the rule exists: Lawsuits. "My little Timmy just jabbed him on the shoulder playfully and this other boy started punching him in his magical face and now I'm suing the school because my child is preciou…
/r/MGTOW20/10/18 05:30 PM
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Yeah, once a month I’m sure and she treated it like a chore. Ah perhaps not. Perhaps he suffered differently.
/r/MGTOW15/10/18 03:05 PM
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Eh. Yeah, but I feel like those men’s motivations were different. Whoever married her got to essentially be king and permanently wealthy. Still a bitch move.
/r/MGTOW15/10/18 02:44 PM
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Exactly. I know that frustration. Apparently I’m hard to shop for, which is weird because I actually think I’m easy to please.
/r/MGTOW15/10/18 02:42 PM
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“And concluding they’re not worth the trouble”. Same boat. No kids, and didn’t put a ring on her. I just lived with a sexless bore for too long. And they can’t just let you sit and watch a movie or whatever. Always gotta bug you with shit. I have no patience for it. Isn’t that freshly single silence beautiful? No more 15 minute conversations about dinner everyday.
/r/MGTOW15/10/18 06:07 AM
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It was even simpler than that for me. I just don’t like being a burden. In high school, I used to tell my parents all the time my proposal of “How about I be never home except to sleep and I do dishes or something as my rent. Deal?” No deal. Except finally when I accepted that I just had to stay at home to satisfy them, I get anti-grounded. “You leave this house every day by 9AM and you don’t come home until at least 8pm, do you understand?” “Sounds great to me!” Well, the cunt wasn’t satisfied …
/r/MGTOW15/10/18 05:55 AM
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My mom was a psycho, stepmom was a psycho and my dad for years was a shell of a man from dealing with these psychos. Probably how I learned self reliance so well. I imagine there’s several paths to MGTOW. I dated the same woman for a decade, so I know how it works on that end too. As I always say: Women are bad math.
/r/MGTOW15/10/18 05:29 AM
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That’s one reason. I’m not a scientist. I know there’s other struggles in there too.
/r/MGTOW15/10/18 01:54 AM
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I wrote a post awhile ago on here about how annoyed I am with dog moms DOGS DON’T USE PILLOWS! FUCK!
/r/MGTOW15/10/18 01:53 AM
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Somewhat. The problem really is my only goal growing up was to move out. Freedom. That's it. The other thing is when people give gifts, you have an obligation to give something back. I like to take care of myself.
/r/MGTOW15/10/18 12:10 AM
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I don't know about you men, but I don't want anything. I didn't ask for anything and I never get anything. Yet if I fuck up and forget the woman's birthday, I sure am fucked.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 11:08 PM
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Quite simple: Women's brains want babies, but feminism said "no babies" because if you're a mother, you'll become a miserable slave automaton like the Handmaid's Tale. And having a baby will get in the way of your mediocre career. So, they adopt dogs and treat them like babies. Dogs require less responsibility, but mostly fill that hole in the brain.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 11:03 PM
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I watched my dad get divorce-raped. That’s good enough for me.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 10:48 PM
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The principle difference being my dog is at my feet, he’s willing to die for me and is loyal to a fault.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 10:45 PM
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Observe the Panda Remember in the 90s how we tried so desperately to get pandas to fuck? We couldn't get pandas to fuck. We'd put a man panda into a cage with multiple lady pandas and he would fuck precisely zero pandas. Turns out that male pandas have requirements before fucking too. One of them, I love, is that they have to have pissing contests. Whoever pisses the highest up a tree is the roughest, toughest panda and therefore he gets to fuck (seriously, they do handstands). I sometimes feel …
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 08:26 PM
2

can't believe that vile trash attempted to run for us president Twice.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 08:21 PM
3

"Those that can't do teach". Yeah, I know this really well. The problem is where I am - kids are so fucking lazy and stupid that it doesn't matter what you do, they're not going to get it. I saw the other day that one of the English teacher spelled "Discipline" wrong on her list of rules she put on her wall. Wasn't some goofy mistake she made. This shit is sitting there permanently. Of course, I guarantee none of the kids corrected "dicipline" when she made the rules or since, so ... fucking wha…
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 05:16 PM
2

I was thinking about it the other day. In real life, I've been called a "Nazi", a "mansplainer", and so many others. "Cis White Male" as if that was supposed to be an insult. Haven't been called a Russian Bot yet, but that one's probably not going to happen in real life.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 05:11 PM
3

I see several classrooms where they are teaching commie horseshit. I can actually say with some surprising amount of relief that the students are pretty sick of this shit. Fuck, the other day, they started a "2 genders" chant. I had to half-heartedly stop it. Edit: I'm not teaching Commie anything. I had a brainfart typing at first apparently.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 05:08 PM
15

A photographic representation showing that more than 50% of the population can't regulate emotions and think logically.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 05:06 PM
9

It's because women are insecure and hate risk. Not to sound like a white knight, because "fuck em", but what's gonna get a girl more ostracized: Her getting fucked in the ass by the quarterback or her leaving a note for the quarterback where she tells him that she wants him to fuck her in the ass? So divide this shit by 100 and you've got your pic, OP.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 04:50 PM
5

I’ve worked with enough retarded tramps to translate this shit. I know EXACTLY what they’re thinking. Goes like so: “You’re already beautiful. You’re stunning and gorgeous and we’re here to help show the world just how stunning and gorgeous you are.” It’s all a bunch of horseshit to deal with insecure women. A bombshell model could find out her double-d tits are 2% different in size and decide she’s a deformed cow. There’s no logic to this shit. Only our suffering.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 04:33 PM
6

They forgot to say “women”. Women cause most of the problems in Greek Myths Who causes the Trojan War? Count the monsters/villains in the Odyssey. The only male villains are the Cyclops and the suitors. And the Cyclops wasn’t evil. He was just kinda stupid. All the female villains in the Odyssey are basically evil monsters.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 04:25 PM
10

I know a lot of teachers. So many of them drink to excess, it’s great. I know one of them used to be a stripper, but I refuse to let them clarify which one. I know one of the guy teachers has fucked several of the moms, but I don’t know about the women doing the same.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 04:19 PM
2

I’ve definitely been on both sides of this as well. The funny thing is just sitting there thinking “yup, she’d talk the same type of shit about me - guaranteed”.
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 04:16 PM
19

I lost my virginity to a 19-year-old when I was 15. I was hitting on her sister (who was my age) then she basically grabbed me, took me aside and I learned that second about the passions of a jealous sister. I was quite happy it happened, but also got this suspicion that she would NOT have taken “no” for an answer. Point is - then I remembered turning 19 and thinking about aggressively tearing a 15-year-old girl away from my (non-existent) little brother, grabbing her pussy and growling “suck my…
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 03:47 PM
41

I once fired a chick for taking too many selfies. We had a job where work was basically on/off in two minute increments. In the downtimes, she’d whip her phone out and just take 10-20 photos and review them over a 2 minute period. I told her probably a dozen times “Stop taking selfies. Seriously. It’s getting weird”. “Okay.” She’d always agree. Then after our two-minute “on” period, she’d pull her phone out and snap - turn - snap - turn - snap - pose - snap - turn - snap - pose - scroll scroll s…
/r/MGTOW14/10/18 03:35 PM
20

So, the bull represents a rising market. That little girl stands against the bull, representing feminism. Therefore, feminists are against rising markets?
/r/MGTOW10/10/18 11:02 PM
7

Like when the Google memo came out saying women are more emotional and they got so emotional they had to stay home from work.
/r/MGTOW07/10/18 08:21 PM
2

Yeah, but the difference I can reject being a sperm donor or cannon fodder (draft makes that one tricky, but in 2005-era America, there was a lot of join the military screeching) If I receive a pedo/rape accusation though, I’m not allowed to just dodge that responsibility. I have to stare down that horseshit and battle it until it’s gone.
/r/MGTOW06/10/18 05:51 PM
7

“I feel like being alone” “Okay” “For the next few decades”. “Hooray!”
/r/MGTOW06/10/18 04:11 PM
3

That looks pretty familiar. Except she was sucking his dick too.
/r/MGTOW06/10/18 10:15 AM
8

Fucking savage. Love it.
/r/MGTOW06/10/18 09:48 AM
1

WE ARE ALL RAPISTS!!! Clearly ....
/r/MGTOW06/10/18 07:59 AM
15

If I remember right, he’s retiring, so his account of fucks to give is COMPLETELY overdrawn. He’s having a great time fucking with these people.
/r/MGTOW06/10/18 06:41 AM
8

That would be a weird mix of emotions. Concern? Bullet dodged? Confusion? Etc
/r/MGTOW03/10/18 03:29 PM
0

Are you sure you don’t want to live with her?
/r/MGTOW03/10/18 01:03 PM
3

Stay strong. You picking accurately or something retarded? What if your preferred pronouns are “Nigger/spic/kike” and to call you anything else would be deeply offensive?
/r/MGTOW03/10/18 12:03 PM
-3

Probably the best decision.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/10/18 10:49 PM
2

Emmett Till says to “believe all women”!
/r/MGTOW02/10/18 04:40 AM
2

It’s not even mine! Go for it!
/r/MGTOW30/09/18 12:18 PM
12

DEUS VULT!
/r/MGTOW30/09/18 01:49 AM
91

Men insult each other but don’t mean it. Women compliment each other but don’t mean it.
/r/MGTOW30/09/18 01:46 AM
10

This sucks. We’re gonna have to migrate. What are the odds this censoring ends after the midterms?
/r/MGTOW28/09/18 12:38 AM
43

Fuck, I hate military wives. They want all the honor and glory without getting their hands dirty. Being an army wife can be done in pajamas. Shut up.
/r/MGTOW26/09/18 02:44 PM
15

The best version of this copypasta also ends with “Also, I like sushi and long walks on the beach”.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/18 10:10 PM
1

Is ... is that the original article? Unedited? Undoctored? They didn’t choose that one boring chick and put her up? They chose her to make a point?
/r/MGTOW24/09/18 05:13 PM
5

Nah. It is for many, but if you set that standard nice and low early on, they’ll fuss, but I’ll take a fuss over a diminished bank account. But between the two, I’ve chosen the 3rd option of solitude.
/r/MGTOW24/09/18 03:26 AM
10

I dated one girl for 9 years. Plus others. I’ve never purchased jewelry, flowers or expensive dinners. Fuck that. They put up with it.
/r/MGTOW23/09/18 11:53 PM
68

I mean, hell is hell, but I’d rather live with a skinny psycho than a fat psycho.
/r/MGTOW23/09/18 08:16 PM
29

And I should've left the first time my instincts told me to bail. But I actually used logic to convince myself my instincts were wrong. They were 100% correct. Fuck.
/r/MGTOW23/09/18 04:20 AM
4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0 Pirates singing "I'd rather live my life in rags than be chained to a desk with a wife that's a HAG!"
/r/MGTOW23/09/18 04:11 AM
1

Glad to help? Just imagine the drudgery of a shitty office job, but at home. That's basically marriage.
/r/MGTOW23/09/18 04:10 AM
1

The funny thing to me is I've got two younger family members (not sons, but being vague) who are both teenagers, yet couldn't give a fuck about pussy. I wondered if they were gay for a minute, but they don't seem to be gay either. They just don't see that it's worth the effort. Then I work with teenagers. Half of the guys are just checking out "It isn't worth it" they say. This movement is growing and will continue to grow until women learn to calm the fuck down on a lot of shit. (Edit: On the o…
/r/MGTOW23/09/18 04:09 AM
2

"The reason I pick freelancing is because I feel self employment is the best way to avoid #metoo and asshole mangina bosses who favor female employees over you." The one thing that sucks that my dad pointed out after working a self-employed career is that he had to work in a boring office for just a bit. That way, his resume wasn't just this hodgepodge of weird clients. He could instead go "LOOK AT ALL THESE FORTUNE 500 MOTHERFUCKERS THAT PAY ME! NOW YOU PAY ME!" Maybe his advice is old school, …
/r/MGTOW23/09/18 01:04 AM
1

Oh, I truly don't give a fuck what others think. I'm pretty shameless. What happens though, is my dick gets sad it hasn't had a warm place to hide for awhile. Jerking off used to never cure that enough, but the older I get, the more of a cure it is. Thank God I'm not anywhere near being a teenager anymore!
/r/MGTOW23/09/18 12:39 AM
10

My happiness. If I’m wondering what women want, I’m not asking what I want.
/r/MGTOW22/09/18 09:36 PM
5

Man, that’s like a Ho checklist right there. It’s your fault she cheated. Didn’t you know?
/r/MGTOW22/09/18 06:26 PM
4

I remember everyone being creeped out by “Hey there Delilah” when it came out.
/r/MGTOW22/09/18 06:22 PM
35

If she's 24, then I'm 6.
/r/MGTOW22/09/18 06:01 PM
12

Anytime I fucked a feminist chick like this, she always wanted me to abuse the shit out of her. I never went for the blue-haired fatties. I'm talking more about the "annoying career woman/lawyer" types. Ones with rich daddies. Don't know why, but upper-middle class women of this sort fucking love me. You want them to love you? Just tell them to come over, and without a word, just rip their clothes off and start fucking them without an ounce of foreplay. Shoving her face-first into some random pi…
/r/MGTOW22/09/18 05:59 PM
44

I've been 90% MGTOW for a long time, but what's closing it towards 100% now is anytime I talk to a bitch, I think "Fuck. If the condom broke, I'd have to know this retard for the next 20 years. Not worth it". Total boner killer.
/r/MGTOW22/09/18 05:37 PM
73

Or don't bother. Dump the bitch and enjoy that peace every night.
/r/MGTOW22/09/18 05:34 PM
2

The best view to have. Freedom is so much better than pussy.
/r/MGTOW22/09/18 05:32 PM
10

The best view to have. Freedom is so much better than pussy.
/r/MGTOW22/09/18 05:32 PM
7

There's a comment on the other subreddit saying that elephants don't like their faces touched.
/r/MGTOW22/09/18 05:28 PM
2

Honestly, I used to have to work in an industry where I saw a lot of this and it was really fucked up. They usually preyed on old widows. They weren't scamming 23-year-old hos. They were scamming grandmas.
/r/MGTOW22/09/18 05:10 PM
6

Women are bad math.
/r/MGTOW16/09/18 06:54 PM
1

What’s really ironic is if that bitch was ACTUALLY raped and the school/law gave her the finger, then her statement would’ve been legendary. Buuuuuut, she wasn’t raped. She’s an attention seeking lunatic. Therefore, it’s all bullshit.
/r/MGTOW16/09/18 05:38 PM
3

Yes and no. Basically, I always joke that “women are bad math”. A good chunk of the reason why I’m on this MGTOW path is a combination of society’s attitudes towards women (which manifests monsters), plus my personality type means that I generally bring out the worst qualities in women. But back to the math thing: I have a BUY price for pussy and they have a SELL price for pussy. Not only am I completely disinterested in buying (possibly renting - no buying), but our buy/sell prices are nowhere …
/r/MGTOW15/09/18 05:41 PM
5

Easy? Not quite. It’s life on “simple mode”. That’s how I see it.
/r/MGTOW15/09/18 05:28 PM
5

I have to prop my door open anytime I meet with a student, so no one decides that I’m a child molester. But what’s weird is it’s not that anyone is afraid you’re a child molester. It’s more of a fear of someone seeing you’re behind closed doors and not holding your door wide open to SIGNAL you’re not a child molester. This sounds like I’m talking about Virtue Signaling, but I’m not. It’s more like a CYA protocol that everyone begrudgingly has to follow. It just feels like a thing people are goin…
/r/MGTOW13/09/18 12:39 PM
3

This shit is ridiculous. If it turns out they ban us, I'll just say again "it's been fun".
/r/MGTOW13/09/18 02:55 AM
48

Dude, weirdest fucking memory I've just pulled up. I was nerdy as a teenager, but not useless and I was by myself at the mall one day when some fairly good looking chick roughly my age walked up to me and asked, "Umm ... so you're cute... can I get your number?" She asked me with a few friends giggling behind her. I was a little off-put. I was thinking I wanted to and then I noticed she had a pen out with a piece of paper. I noticed the piece of paper had been torn already like she wrote somethi…
/r/MGTOW12/09/18 03:43 AM
81

They get really uncomfortable. Especially the teenage girls I have to work with sometimes. "Then what do you do?" "So much more".
/r/MGTOW12/09/18 03:33 AM
2

WOMEN. ARE. BAD. MATH.
/r/MGTOW12/09/18 03:06 AM
5

Arms don’t move. Edit: but that kinda raises my “better and worse” thing. Why dress a rubber baby up and take it to games? Only reason I can think of is for the hope people see you smacking a baby and think it’s real.
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 12:26 PM
5

Is that a rubber baby? If so, that makes things so much better and so much worse at the same time.
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 11:34 AM
4

I've heard of women borrowing vibrators and "it's okay because they're dishwasher safe", but this is just a crazy bitch demanding attention. She has so many edges.
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 11:23 AM
26

I was working this contract once when this chick came up to me and asked where one of our coworkers was. He was outside smoking a cigarette which was a big rule he was breaking so I was lawyering my answer a bit in case she sucked. I also knew if I said the words “smoke” or “break” one of our bosses would come charging out of the woodwork like a dog hearing the word “treat” from 1/2-mile away, so I was trying to avoid those two words. “Oh he’s outside for a minute”. “What?” “He’s outside for a m…
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 10:28 AM
2

https://youtu.be/rAReS2JnJ18
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 10:09 AM
9

I kind of wonder if one day I’m ever gonna feel like I’m missing out by not having a woman/kids. Like one of these days I’m gonna think “Hey! Let’s trade in some freedom for companionship” But nah. Still hasn’t happened. Don’t see that moment on the horizon either. Until then, it’s silence, money and FREEDOM.
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 10:04 AM
2

Great! Because I almost deleted it haha. I don’t hate trans people at all, but what’s grossing me out is society not allowing a “no comment” when asked if dudes in dresses or 500 pound women are beautiful.
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 09:58 AM
4

That bottom-right one reminds me of when Return of the King came out. My then gf got mad because I didn’t take her with me to go see it, but I remember thinking that if she tried blowing me during that movie (borderline religious experience for my nerdy self), it would piss me off and I didn’t know how to get annoyed at the thought of a blowjob.
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 09:28 AM
4

Can you imagine that being your son as you sit at breakfast and he comes in dressed like that and your wife snaps her fingers, “Honey, doesn’t our daughter look beautiful?” You, with a spine turned to jelly try to passive-aggressively not notice with your only ounce of strength “What? Huh?” You hope that pretending to not notice will spare you your awkward training, but your wife runs things, so your training continues. Your wife grabs your hand and gently squeezes, “Oh. Her outfit is gorgeous. …
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 03:49 AM
4

Please. Gargoyles have water running through them. They would thus be known as “Grotesques”.
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 03:33 AM
2

I used to live with an OBGYN in a different life. For boring reasons, all those free magazines that normally go to doctor’s office waiting rooms were being sent to our house instead. I’ve seen a lot of Cosmos. I’d thumb through them since I was a teenager in hopes that I’d learn something about scoring pussy (I quickly figured out I’d find nothing) - and no lie, but the mailed in sex tips were hilariously bad. They were worth a solid 60 seconds of laughter at the time. “Why would you do that to …
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 03:29 AM
2

“Megamodel” has a nice alliterative flow.
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 03:20 AM
2

Don’t forget the early 2000s were full of “metrosexuals”. Fucking shit like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy ... and hey, whaddya know? That show just came back. Fuck off.
/r/MGTOW10/09/18 03:19 AM
1

That’s my question that just occurred to me.
/r/MGTOW09/09/18 03:20 AM
3

I just miss the unrewarding responsibility of having a wife. Nothing better than a lot of work that churns out no benefit.
/r/MGTOW09/09/18 01:25 AM
8

What's Patrice's joke? You've never seen a group of guys hanging out say "You know what would make this even better? If my girl was here".
/r/MGTOW09/09/18 12:28 AM
5

"Every step you take, every move you make, every vow you break, every smile you fake, every claim you stake, I'll be watching you". <3 apparently
/r/MGTOW08/09/18 11:07 PM
2

I heard there's a video of that dude on the bottom, but I wouldn't even know how to Google for that.
/r/MGTOW08/09/18 10:56 PM
5

F
/r/MGTOW08/09/18 10:56 PM
6

Did you know that "When a Man Loves a Woman" isn't a love song? Check out the lyrics. It's genuinely fucked up. Then it's even more fucked up when you realize the number of weddings that song has probably played at.
/r/MGTOW08/09/18 06:09 PM
24

When does Doom Eternal come out again? Next year, I know, but the fucking explosion of sales that game is gonna have will teach these morons nothing.
/r/MGTOW08/09/18 06:02 PM
4

You know that old Bill Burr bit "Brunch? Oh, sounds great! Let's go pay $50 for eggs. Sounds like a great time". I'm reminded of the beginning of the Departed "Do you wanna be a cop or do you wanna appear to be a cop?" Nah, really the main thing was all that fun was amazing, but it was taking a bit of a tax out on me and that sad sack of potatoes sunk her claws in younger, foolish me during a "cleanup" phase of life (no drugs - just needed to work a bunch, pay bills and be boring). I got progres…
/r/MGTOW08/09/18 05:55 PM
1

https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/80zftv/women_are_allowed_to_quit_men_arent/ That's what I wrote a few months ago. Nearly the same point, but there's more comments.
/r/MGTOW08/09/18 04:15 PM
8

Oh this was a few years ago. Been free for awhile now. And it took her 7 or 8 years to start being a whore. But God damn did she whore it up. And yeah, I think that moment held a mirror to her about - ya know “What could’ve possibly eroded the soul of this crazy adventurer? Certainly not me! I SAID NOT ME! NOT ME NOT ME NOT ME!” I just love the idea of her struggling with that one. I know I’m not the only dude who that has happened to. Basically Patrice’s fishing bit followed by “So why do you e…
/r/MGTOW08/09/18 03:32 PM
1

The banner for the sub turned into some weird shit with jacked-up Tonka trucks. I took a screenshot but was too lazy to upload it and I’m not at home. If you care I can, just lemme know.
/r/MGTOW08/09/18 02:44 PM
1

I once knew some double-cunt who wouldn’t stop complaining about how her dad bought her younger (much nicer) sister a car and “I had to bitch at him for three weeks before he finally bought me this fucking Kia”. “Holy shit! Is that all you had to do? Give me your dad’s number. I’ll call him everyday for three - no! - SIX weeks! I’ll call him everyday for six weeks for two hours a day until he buys me a car. I’ll be nice to him. I’ll call him a motherfucker. Whatever works. That’s 84 hours of wor…
/r/MGTOW08/09/18 02:09 PM
2

Well, the Tonka trucks are gone. I don’t know what that was.
/r/MGTOW08/09/18 04:19 AM
3

Because it works. And no, no shame.
/r/MGTOW05/09/18 04:36 AM
4

I used to threaten my ex with "If we ever get married, my wedding vows will be to never give you up, never let you down, never run around or desert you. I'll never make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie or hurt you". She never found it funny, and she could never tell if I was bluffing or not. Joke's on her: We weren't getting married ever!
/r/MGTOW05/09/18 04:32 AM
3

Ah. I’m more of a hockey dude than an NFL dude so I miss some of that. That’s funny. Thought they were a staple for all teams.
/r/MGTOW04/09/18 04:57 AM
2

Wait. Did they just get rid of the cheerleaders or has that been true for awhile?
/r/MGTOW04/09/18 04:53 AM
2

It’s his Netflix special, Tambourine.
/r/MGTOW04/09/18 04:52 AM
5

If you’re in college/HS, a new semester started and they’re looking for someone to settle down with prior to be too settled into a routine. Plus, when the weather turns colder, they think about the upcoming holidays (and spending them alone). So while the season may be year round, it’s heightened now.
/r/MGTOW04/09/18 04:51 AM
11

Deleted Facebook. Forgot it was a thing. Even before I did, I blocked so many of those bitches that my news feed was just a bunch of Onion articles.
/r/MGTOW04/09/18 01:32 AM
18

One of the last women I fucked I went ahead and blew it with by mocking her two friends: one for being an obnoxious, ugly feminist and the other was an annoying black chick who kept clapping at me. “Ahhhh! Clapping in my face like a child gets my attention but makes me think you’re saying something useless. Stop clapping in my face. Jesus”
/r/MGTOW03/09/18 09:37 PM
7

I’d even water the woman’s part down and say at WORST, she’s forgiven. “Oh. She just wanted a different life path!” The man is definitely hated and abandoned
/r/MGTOW03/09/18 08:41 PM
66

I actually wrote a post here about this once, but I’m fascinated by the notion that men are simply not allowed to quit. Women can. Men can’t. Try this: imagine a couple. They both make roughly the same money at the same job. She quits her job to “find herself”. How does he react? Family/friends react? Society? Or He quits his job to “find himself”. How does she react? Family/friends? Society? You tell this to women and they go max hamster. “I have a Masters Degree! I don’t wanna quit!” “Okay, fi…
/r/MGTOW03/09/18 04:39 PM
3

God damn it. It’s training for the future because their jobs won’t want them there dressing as whores either.
/r/MGTOW03/09/18 03:21 PM
408

Looks like they have a job. Just ask 1,000 people per day for $200. Even if you have a .1% success rate, that’s a decent living (tax free)
/r/MGTOW03/09/18 03:18 PM
1

Just female fantasy peddlers. Selling lies for cash. Nothing to see here.
/r/MGTOW02/09/18 10:28 PM
3

If I drank a quart of soy milk at the gate, would they let me in?
/r/MGTOW01/09/18 03:03 PM
1

Great trade.
/r/MGTOW31/08/18 05:20 PM
1

Nah, it’s funny to hear them talk about reality. Bigger issue is administration hearing about one of my answers, so I don’t want to get to clever or honest in my responses.
/r/MGTOW31/08/18 05:19 PM
6

Hey! I kept my dog! Got something out of it.
/r/MGTOW31/08/18 07:38 AM
1

"Lessons learned". Genuine question I could probably Google, but it would kill the fun: What percentage of the United States' population knows/understands how the Roman Empire fell? I mean ... 10% Let's be generous and create a scenario where we make that number bigger: What percentage of the population understands that if you create the conditions that lead to the fall of the Roman Empire - what percentage of people understand how that recipe will lead to our ruin as well?
/r/MGTOW31/08/18 07:37 AM
3

I mean, you maybe could afford a woman if you felt like going through the nonstop fight of keeping her leash short. Of course, that nonstop battle is never worth the "reward". Hell, I was thinking about this again, because my dad occasionally harps on me about wanting grandkids (he got one out of a sibling, which definitely takes pressure off of me). The problem is, anytime my brain even wonders about making babies with a woman, I just ask myself "Hey, you wanna know this bitch for the next 20 y…
/r/MGTOW31/08/18 07:31 AM
5

"Can't" afford a woman or "Have no interest in attempting the purchase" of a woman?
/r/MGTOW31/08/18 05:52 AM
7

Mine was a truly naive person. You could literally see her unable to piece together why I was mad, like I put a gun to a 12-year-old's head and told him to solve a Linear Algebra problem. Now I've earned my freedom. Feels great!
/r/MGTOW31/08/18 05:38 AM
13

I remember finding my ex's phone seeing who she was fucking texting for several hours a day and it was just a lot of shit to some other dude she fucked for a bit like "I miss snuggling with you under the stars" and "We had such a great connection :) " She couldn't figure out why I was pissed. She was truly retarded.
/r/MGTOW31/08/18 05:23 AM
1

Gross. Cosmo is the worst.
/r/MGTOW30/08/18 05:23 PM
5

I just remember being on the phone and laughing the first time I saw a fat mannequin. “I bet there aren’t any fat guy mannequins”. Walked around the corner. Nope. Not that it matters. Men don’t cry at reality not coddling their desires.
/r/MGTOW30/08/18 02:53 PM
1

You know, last time I saw that quote, I realized that fish use bicycles, and so therefore in the analogy, women (don't) use men. We're just tools in the shed to be used when necessary - and hidden away when unwanted.
/r/MGTOW28/08/18 03:42 AM
11

I had some chick who used to come over a couple of years ago who liked being pretty roughed up and really aggressive sex. Surprise, surprise: she was also a lefty feminist. I just remember her at one point expressing “Ya know. I’m pretty sure you hate women. Most guys do, but how else could you fuck me like that if you didn’t hate women?” “Don’t bullshit me, you love being fucked like that.” “I do!” “So what’s the issue?” “I dunno ... just think you’d have to be a misogynist to be able to do it”…
/r/MGTOW27/08/18 06:18 AM
2

Don’t forget about how you can just listen to silence now. Pure, beautiful silence. It’s lovely.
/r/MGTOW26/08/18 10:11 PM
6

Every once and awhile I think to myself “My life would be totally the same if I had a girlfriend. I wouldn’t be different at all”. Then last night I had chicken wings and Red Bull for dinner, sitting in my backyard like “Yeah. I’d get nagged out of this”. The wings were free! What do you want!
/r/MGTOW26/08/18 06:05 PM
6

Think she's signaling with that eye-roll that 1 year isn't enough? How much time should she serve? 5 years? 20 years? Fuck her.
/r/MGTOW26/08/18 05:48 AM
4

My ex was like this. She'd call me to ask for permission to buy socks with her own money. She'd call me to figure out what she should have for lunch. She'd call me for everything, all the time. Fuck.
/r/MGTOW26/08/18 05:46 AM
3

Just went through my yearly teacher training again. It’s a bunch of bullshit. These middle-age women are clueless about how they’re contradicting themselves: “These kids are soft and weak, yet wild out of control - THEREFORE - we need to work on giving more hugs, sit in circles to discuss feelings and be the best moms we can be!” Fucking what? It kills me. The fuckups generally don’t need more mothering, they need dads. But then you find out some kid is sleeping on the floor next to his mom who …
/r/MGTOW18/08/18 06:23 PM
2

I always say it and witnessed it hardcore today: Women are bad math. Period.
/r/MGTOW12/08/18 03:46 AM
1

I'll first say that this movie and another by the same director (The Shape of Things) have twist endings and by twist endings, it's not a fun twist. It's like taking a power drill to your soul. So don't spoil the endings if you do decide to put yourself through cinematic hell and watch them. I can't for the life of me figure out why imdb labels them as comedies. By no fucking definition are these movies comedies. I hadn't thought about this movie in years and looked it up on Reddit just now and …
/r/MGTOW09/08/18 05:14 AM
6

I'm a little late, but I definitely feel bad for the dude that got my ex. Oh - oh and how he sat around like a puppy for a year waiting. "You know I'd date you if you broke up with him" he'd tell her. "Fucking have her then" I thought to myself. I know someone who actually received a phone call from his ex's ex 10 years later "Man, do you mind if I ask you some questions? This bitch is crazy". Funny thing is, the two dudes are friends to this day - bonded over the insanity of the same woman. I'd…
/r/MGTOW06/08/18 05:01 AM
32

You know, anytime I get pissed that I paid too much for my first trip to Europe with my ex, I remember that she paid for 3/4s of it, and I don't feel bad. I once met a girl though who was acting like a cunt about how her boyfriend was gonna fly her to Paris for Spring Break. "He's going to pay for the whole thing and I get 4-star or 5-star hotels or else". I just remember thinking "God damn, you are not hot enough to be acting like this. Jesus. Get humble, woman". Three days later she was crying…
/r/MGTOW30/07/18 12:57 AM
23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VMX6zCXHWA "Why did you not persuade me, Nicholas!"
/r/MGTOW28/07/18 07:48 PM
4

Oh dude, even more "reasonable feminists" will scream the following two things: 1) Women should be able to choose the life they want. 2) There MUST be more women at work. "You don't have to stay at home. You have your choice now. So go on - what do you want to do for a living? You can do what you want, but you don't have to stay at home now. Where are you going to go?" It's bullshit like this that makes so many people miserable.
/r/MGTOW28/07/18 07:45 PM
2

I haven’t seen it since it was in theaters, but I seem to remember it being “See travel freedom man? Is travel freedom man happy? You think yes? Actually is sad. But too old now. Probably never find love. So he fly. Fly sad man, fly”. Basically, I remember he chose the blue pill, but it rejected him, so he went back to his old ways. I just remember at the time too, I was nearly convulsing with a need to travel that life wasn’t allowing me, so seeing criticism of that life made me super pissed. J…
/r/MGTOW28/07/18 06:10 PM
1

Imagine the whale who wrote that and the guys she pines after. Probably some deranged narcissist who can't figure out why she's alone.
/r/MGTOW28/07/18 05:37 PM
2

I thought the movie was blue-pilled as fuck, because it shows how independent he is and by the end it's "Oh. So sad. George Clooney is a sad, lonely man. Don't end up like George Clooney". Fuck that movie. I remember being super pissed-off at it when it came out. I remember a bunch of weak shit near the end.
/r/MGTOW28/07/18 05:33 PM
9

Although I do have to say, some women hate feminism for their own reasons. My absolute favorite was a coworker who used to bitch. "I shouldn't be at work. I should be at home making pies. What the fuck am I doing here? Those bitches ruined everything".
/r/MGTOW28/07/18 05:19 PM
2

Oh man. The one on the left looks like a skinnier version of my former sister-in-law. Get you some of that, boys.
/r/MGTOW28/07/18 04:56 PM
1

That post is nearly as old as Facebook, which leads me to wonder: Where is she now? I see a trailer in an unkempt field ...
/r/MGTOW28/07/18 05:08 AM
1

You forgot the bunny that she’s gonna boil. “Now you don’t have to worry about the rabbit and we can focus ENTIRELY on each other! Isn’t that great!”
/r/MGTOW28/07/18 05:03 AM
2

She spent $9 to keep a slave. That motherfucker’s dignity was bought and sold for $9. Fuck that guy.
/r/MGTOW28/07/18 04:55 AM
2

I was on Ritalin for a bit as a teenager, but they started giving me Strattera as well. I complained that the shit made me miserable, but they called me a liar, so I just started flushing them down the toilet (turning me into a liar, funny enough). Then I put myself on Adderall for a bit as an adult, and realized “this shit is awful” and refuse to take any of these drugs ever again. This shit is poison. Flush it all.
/r/MGTOW28/07/18 04:52 AM
5

Mel Gibson is pretty much my Hollywood dad (it's a weird, long story). It's great seeing his comeback. It's just a shame he missed all the years he did, but maybe we get to see his viking epic soon.
/r/MGTOW25/07/18 04:17 PM
1

I have a friend from France who is honestly one of the most red-pilled, toughest motherfuckers I've ever known. And God damn does that dude love Trump. But that's anecdotal. I don't know what the stats are.
/r/MGTOW25/07/18 04:25 AM
1

I saw something once saying this is a sneaky ad. But I dunno.
/r/MGTOW25/07/18 04:22 AM
9

Well, no biggee. Just leads to infertility and a higher chance of cervical cancer.
/r/MGTOW24/07/18 03:37 PM
4

That’s what I read on Wikipedia 5 minutes ago. That bitch is insane.
/r/MGTOW24/07/18 12:36 PM
7

My memory sucks on this. I could google it here in a bit, but she made a sex tape, yup.
/r/MGTOW24/07/18 03:33 AM
12

Your version sounds better remembered/more accurate.
/r/MGTOW24/07/18 12:35 AM
21

My memory is fuzzy. Some chick got raped, or if I remember right "raped" and started carrying around her mattress that she got "raped" on around her campus, because no one was paying attention to her. Then to just round-out the whole "this is for attention" thing, she made a sex tape with the dude that raped her. She's a loony. Move on.
/r/MGTOW24/07/18 12:31 AM
2

I never quite hit "PUA" stage of things, but I know I just ran out of energy for it.
/r/MGTOW23/07/18 06:56 PM
32

Although I was once selling a car and struggling a bit (nothing but lowball offers from ... certain people). Husband and wife show up to my house and she goes "EEEEEE! I LOVE IT!" and I knew at that moment all I had to do to sell the thing for max money was to just shut my mouth and let her wear down her tired, tired husband.
/r/MGTOW23/07/18 06:03 PM
1

I don't now how much the courthouse costs. I just mean something - well, I don't wanna say "cheap", but I think you could throw down $1,000 for a wedding (especially if it was her money) - that is if marriage wasn't so fucking terrible.
/r/MGTOW12/07/18 04:36 AM
3

When I was 20 or so, I was at a small gathering that would soon turn into a party and this 90-pound chick was already drunk, because 90 pounds and daddy issues. We're alone in the room together for 15 seconds, when suddenly she just fucking straddled me and started shoving her tongue down my throat. I had no issue with this, but it was my friend's couch before a bunch of people were coming over, so it was awkward. My friend walks in and she's off of me in less than a second. She gets all sheepis…
/r/MGTOW11/07/18 10:17 PM
2

Honestly, nothing you can do except help him to an extent if he asks you for help in bailing from this bitch. Just make sure you only help him if his solution for getting rid of the bitch is permanent (that sounds like a murder euphemism - I mean dump her and never see her again).
/r/MGTOW11/07/18 09:09 PM
3

This leads me to another thought: You know what were the greatest words to hear from a woman on a date, back when I was dating? "You know I'm not going to fuck you". "FUCKING SWEEEEEET!" That means she's going to fuck you. She's already decided she's going to fuck you and it's a shit-test of sorts to see if you'll punish her (in a not fun way) for fucking you. Well that's the problem. If you're autistic, that looks like the opposite of consent. I'm waiting for this shit to bite some poor soul in…
/r/MGTOW11/07/18 08:59 PM
2

Honestly, that's kinda risky logic. This shit's weird sometimes. I once had someone try to murder me (I was a kid - and thought it was some sort of weird accident that almost happened) and it took me days before I was like "Hey! Wait a minute ... Fuck you too!" But by that point, they were dead, so who cares. What was I gonna do? Press charges on a corpse? Pffft. In the OP case, shit's in a grey zone (without all the facts) because she clearly didn't enjoy it. Dude just used her as a catatonic c…
/r/MGTOW11/07/18 08:47 PM
3

This honestly kinda reminds me of the Brock Turner case. If you ever actually READ that fucking case and didn't just "REEEEEEEE" at all the Buzzfeed headlines, Brock Turner is one fucked up loser. But it wasn't rape. The dude was fingering some chick in an alley (because they couldn't even stumble home they were so drunk) and she passed out in the middle of it and he just kinda whipped his whiskey dick out - then got his ass beat by the dude who found them. I mean, the dude was literally incapab…
/r/MGTOW11/07/18 07:29 PM
5

I once made a post here about how "If it wasn't for weddings, I might've been married". What an awful tradition that got made extensively worse over the past few decades. If my ex simply wanted to go to a courthouse or something that cost roughly $1,000 and took two days to plan then I'd be okay (with the wedding. Not the legal aspect). She wanted something that would've cost "only" $10,000+ and would've taken hundreds of hours to plan and execute. That last part is what offends me more. It woul…
/r/MGTOW11/07/18 06:34 PM
3

Not denying hypergamy at all, but what are the odds she was asking because she's a helicopter parent with an unaccomplished child she needs to force out of her basement?
/r/MGTOW11/07/18 04:37 PM
1

No judgment man, just fix your life and make it as good for you and your kids as possible.
/r/MGTOW11/07/18 01:31 PM
5

Dude, they sell sweatpants and boring underwear too. I lived with a boring, sexless woman for years who spent tons at that store. It isn’t always exciting.
/r/MGTOW11/07/18 01:08 PM
1

I just found it hilarious. She yelled at me the entire date about white/male privilege and the patriarchy and then threw a fit when I reached over to pay. She had armpit hair and daddy issues. There was only one short date.
/r/MGTOW08/07/18 03:29 AM
0

I once had a date with a hardcore feminist. I reached to pay for the bill and she snatched it away before I could grab it. "HA! Nice try! I don't serve the patriarchy!" So, she really showed the patriarchy (me?) by paying for my lunch. I'm such an oppressor.
/r/MGTOW07/07/18 06:18 PM
1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EREMUW6KDXM
/r/MGTOW29/06/18 07:55 PM
1

We have not forgotten. Vengeance is slow, but should eventually happen.
/r/MGTOW29/06/18 07:48 PM
6

Oh, this is sort of what I do for a living. Let's add some other countries to that list to prove a point. In Libya, they literally have a growing extensive slave trade again. Slaves. I'm pretty sure the women aren't just housekeepers. In fact, a lot of the countries in the Middle East have "indentured servants" which is a complicated/roundabout way of saying "slaves". Plus, they put up Syria but forgot Iraq. And hey, fun fact, did you know you're allowed to rape your slaves? Yeah, they're proper…
/r/MGTOW29/06/18 05:13 PM
12

Well, I did a weak, vague Google search and couldn't find that story again, but there's enough horror going on in The Congo to this day to make you gawk at the idea that "manspreading" could even be an issue. But do you see that? We have manspreading. Time to swap US and The Congo on that list. Jesus Christ.
/r/MGTOW29/06/18 04:50 PM
26

So, I read this a long time ago and I really don't want to Google this again, but during the war in The Congo in the late 90s, militants would raid villages and it was a standard practice to find the women, chop off their arms or simply slit their throats and then rape them while they bled to death. The idea was that these women would die and their final moments would just be them being raped. A fun little power game of sorts. How that shit is 7th and we only got 10th is mind boggling. Men wolf …
/r/MGTOW29/06/18 04:42 PM
1

We can each be the king of our own kingdoms, where we will allow no queens to attempt to usurp our thrones.
/r/MGTOW28/06/18 04:54 AM
2

Honestly it’s so much dumber than people realize. I did a huge write up on my “happy” account that I wish I could share here, but Episode 8 tossed that franchise into a fire. You can argue surface shit all you want, but that movie was destroyed on a Jungian level. Basically, they spent entire movie blue-balling the hero’s journey. “AWWW YEAH! SAVE THE DAY AND GET THE GIRL ... or not. I guess ...” There’s probably 20 of those moments. That entire fucking movie was excitement followed by “or not .…
/r/MGTOW28/06/18 12:23 AM
17

Masters in Music or something like that. It was perplexing.
/r/MGTOW27/06/18 11:17 PM
3

He also had a mustache and a strong affinity for chewing tobacco.
/r/MGTOW26/06/18 05:20 PM
3

I’ll certainly have a celebration, but it sounds like yours will be far more victorious. And yes, 100% ghost and block. I was thinking that I might send her a postcard when the dog dies, but I just realized word will probably drift its way to her. So now we’ve gotta buy our freedoms. Yours is at a higher, shittier price than mine, so I’ll say best of luck in that journey. Now we just gotta make sure we never make those mistakes again.
/r/MGTOW26/06/18 05:05 PM
11

And for the legalese, it’s slightly possible if she sued me I could win, and I could possibly skirt her for the rest of my life, but I’d really rather just pay the piper and then be able to tell her to go kill herself. I have some financial integrity. I’m not a divorcée
/r/MGTOW26/06/18 03:45 PM
7

I live in a similar city, except I get a mix of rednecks and blue-haired whales with armpit hair. This is probably a good % of the reason why I went MGTOW. The market sucks. But hell, it’s better here than where I used to live. I used to be surrounded by fat Jesus freaks.
/r/MGTOW26/06/18 02:34 PM
3

Oh God. I can see what Facebook has deluded themselves into saying on that last article. I’m soulless, so I see what they mean. “If you just passively use Facebook 10 minutes per day, it might get kinda depressing. So why don’t you try being an ACTIVE user rather than a PASSIVE user. Like. Share. Post. Upload. Play games. Give dopamine. ALL YOUR DOPAMINE! Not just some of it! Snort this powder. Yeah. Snort it. God you fucking love us. Mmm. Yeah.” - Hitler Can you tell I’ve worked in Marketing be…
/r/MGTOW24/06/18 03:29 PM
2

Yeah, I used it to get onto Khan Academy and a couple other sites. Guess I’m just going to have to begrudgingly give them my email now (that they likely had anyways). The problem is I’m kinda “ADD” (I have disagreements with it even being a disorder, but whatever), but I’m easily distracted so I’d pull my phone out to “occupy 5 minutes” on Facebook several times a day which just adds up.
/r/MGTOW24/06/18 03:23 PM
2

Now you’re just hurting feelings.
/r/MGTOW24/06/18 03:14 PM
1

One of the things I used to find useful about Facebook was checking a woman’s page to see if she was single. Well, to that now I say “fucking meh”.
/r/MGTOW24/06/18 03:12 PM
3

Well, maybe dopamine is the wrong chemical but hell, I noticed a couple of times at red lights earlier that I pulled up, and on complete autopilot pulled out my phone and went “oh yeah.” Then put it up. Oh and “screeching whores” = politics too. Holy shit I got so tired of people acting like we have a fucking holocaust on the border. That was kind of my breaking point.
/r/MGTOW24/06/18 03:10 PM
6

Hey, awesome that your weird night resulted in a man getting his spine back. That's always a great thing to witness.
/r/MGTOW24/06/18 04:40 AM
2

Anyone ever lived anywhere where the rent is due on the 22nd?
/r/MGTOW23/06/18 08:01 PM
1

That story sounds pretty familiar to me!
/r/MGTOW23/06/18 06:48 PM
1

https://youtu.be/p8ePDKlF6T0 You can start around 1:50 - I kinda meant Prince Charming because that’s who 6-year-old girls think is going to marry them when they grow up so they start overplanning from there. But yeah, Prince Charming changes.
/r/MGTOW22/06/18 01:19 PM
2

There was a time someone could've possibly shamed me for certain manly activities, but those days are long gone. Testosterone is valuable. Never forget.
/r/MGTOW22/06/18 05:29 AM
1

I knew these women existed, but somehow it never occurred to me that they'd get together in forums and complain as well. Probably because I don't care. And half of that sub is just white knights defending them and incels screaming at them, because incel folks don't know that some women are simply unfuckable (if they could see/meet them, they'd know). My theory on incels/female equivalent is they came up with an idea of HOW romance works, went into reality and it just wasn't that way, so they ret…
/r/MGTOW22/06/18 04:35 AM
6

The one on the right looks like Laura Dern yelling at Poe Dameron in Episode 8. "Don't you go out acting like a hero young man, I'll deal with you later!"
/r/MGTOW21/06/18 10:26 PM
6

"Flatsurfinitis" is genius. Mine bought cheap shit on sale with her own money, but it was still a pain in the ass to deal with. Especially because you'd try to throw away some $1 vase that had a crack running down it, but she'd get all upset "Turn the crack to the wall and the vase is still pretty!" (Just empty fucking vases. Don't put things in them, oh no, don't do that).
/r/MGTOW21/06/18 05:15 PM
8

Yeah, I had to teach my dog "flop" as well, because he's just too fucking lazy.
/r/MGTOW21/06/18 04:20 PM
10

Problem with when I lived with a woman and had a "man-cave/office" is the bitch couldn't quit nesting in the thing. "This house doesn't have a garage. I just need one room that is mine. The rest of the house is yours. I want ONE ROOM". It was a constant battle that I pretty much lost until I moved out.
/r/MGTOW21/06/18 04:19 PM
3

I'm with you. If I was just being a petty, jealous boyfriend who kept not finding anything or exploding at minor shit, that would be one thing, but she was aggressively flirting with someone on Snapchat and not even pretending to hide it. You could make an argument that she wanted to get caught, but I don't have enough for that, so it makes me feel paranoid to follow that claim. Also, right now I simply don't care. It's all over. And to point out too, the "AKSHUALLY" person was no psychologist. …
/r/MGTOW21/06/18 12:25 AM
4

I had a woman recently who was sort of my boss on a project tell me what she wanted done and then I can’t remember the exact wording leading up to it (basically “do the job right”) and ended with “So yeah. You know? Kinda like Happy wife, happy life! You know how that is.” I replied “uhh ... you’ll notice by my naked finger I don’t subscribe to that maxim, but yes, I’ll do my job”. I loved seeing in her eyes that that rocked her boat. She probably thinks “Guy doesn’t believe in happy wife/happy …
/r/MGTOW19/06/18 02:47 AM
3

DEUS VULT
/r/MGTOW19/06/18 02:32 AM
3

Yeah, I was watching the following process occur at a metal concert I was at a few weeks ago. Process was like so: Shit gets heavy. Moshing starts. Song ends. Moshing stops which creates a big empty space. Women in back rush to occupy that space because it's "better real estate" (hypergamy on the dance floor?) Guys don't want to mosh on the next song because the women are in the way and no 200 pound man wants to stomp a 120 pound woman. Then another song. Then another. Then it becomes a male spa…
/r/MGTOW18/06/18 05:03 PM
2

I mean, there were always a handful of girl gamers (I really feel like they were outnumbered 10 to 1, but they were definitely there) but suddenly one day they just decided they needed to start being noisy around 2006. I don't know what happened. I'd blame Facebook, but we had Myspace before that. I've always been perplexed by that "sudden awakening". It's weird.
/r/MGTOW18/06/18 04:34 PM
4

It's from the game Portal. In 2006 or so when Portal came out (it's an amazing, but very short game) "The Cake is a Lie" was the only thing try-hard nerds could say for about a year. "THE CAKE IS A LIE XD LOL!" "Oh, so you've played Portal?" "Not yet! But I'm going to!" "Oh. Okay". "BUT THE CAKE IS A LIE!" "Okay. Yeah ... I understand". Hell, I will say, as far as some MGTOW fodder, the villain in the story is a robot lady named GLaDOS and she is possibly the most passive-aggressive pissed-off "…
/r/MGTOW18/06/18 04:24 PM
1

Nah, I respect that. I just felt like saving someone from the mistake of dating frump, because she seemed low-maintenance. But the opposite becomes true. Absolute worst moment: I decided one night that "no matter what she did" I was not going to choose dinner. She had to choose her own dinner. Not gonna lie, at 10:30 that night, I finally drove out and got her a pizza (her money) because I couldn't handle the whining/crying anymore. Then I dumped her after that, because I couldn't - and still ca…
/r/MGTOW17/06/18 12:05 AM
1

I don't know how exactly I'll react if my ex ever comes crawling back to me. Will I be nice about it or laugh in her face? Haha
/r/MGTOW16/06/18 02:32 AM
4

I remember that feeling. I stacked my cash for a year in a sweet business and fucking bailed. In my case, I escaped a golden cage. Been half broke ever since, but I’ve rebuilt my foundations and am getting ready to crush it. Go get your freedom!
/r/MGTOW16/06/18 02:25 AM
3

And it was the proverbial frog in the boiling water. So it took me a bit to realize “Wow. She fucking sucks.” Glad I learned. Her cunt sister got married. I pity that guy every time I think of him.
/r/MGTOW16/06/18 02:19 AM
5

Oh wow. I love it when they invade spaces and then ruin the initial purpose of that space. Go to Bed Bath and Beyond!
/r/MGTOW16/06/18 02:03 AM
5

Oh God, man you have my sympathy. "Let's go to this miserable thing that's just an excuse for me to wander around and spend money on shit we don't need. Oh, can you carry these bags for me? I bought too much." Stay strong! Enjoy the peace while you have it. Just know the peace you feel now I feel all the time!
/r/MGTOW16/06/18 01:59 AM
8

I'm guessing she's just being insecure about her small tits. She probably does want the surgery though and would love it if you paid!
/r/MGTOW16/06/18 01:57 AM
2

If I can't save men from going to the plantation, I can keep them out of the potatoes. Stay away from the wet sacks of mashed potatoes.
/r/MGTOW16/06/18 01:54 AM
3

Oh, I understand why you couldn't have fun. Last time I took a woman to anything fun was nearly a year ago to a concert (that I bitched about on here awhile back) and she just absolutely tried ruining the whole thing by being retarded. SHE WANTED TO SWING DANCE AT A METAL CONCERT! FUUUUUCK! Yeah, at the end of my long relationship, I basically just turned her into a roommate who paid my rent, because she simply refused to leave. I abused the shit out of her bank account until she finally relente…
/r/MGTOW16/06/18 01:52 AM
7

What's hilarious is I almost used the example of going to the water park, but I imagined "water parks are full of pee" responses that would've missed the point. Yeah, you just carried her the whole way as unnecessary added weight. And you tried to have fun, but she was being such a fucking bummer. Up to 99% of you was having a blast but that 1% had to just "Ugh. I shouldn't have fucking brought her ... then what should I have done with her ... I don't know. Fuck. Oh! Slide! Weeeee! What a bitch"…
/r/MGTOW16/06/18 12:52 AM
5

“Oh and Becky, the skinflute isn’t an instrument!” “Fuck you Kelly, you’re the one who blew my brother!” “I was drunk!” “Fuck You!” Oh. Looks like The Pouty Potatoes might break up soon!
/r/MGTOW16/06/18 12:33 AM
1

Mine wanted me to be friends with her, because it would alleviate her guilt. That's all the motive there is.
/r/MGTOW16/06/18 12:08 AM
8

I'm now picturing post-wall women getting jobs at hardware stores just hoping that the male customers will hit on them. "Please. Please tell me I'm pretty. Please".
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 11:54 PM
6

Maybe they can form an all female band where they sing songs complaining about what an asshole you are. They'll call themselves "The Pouty Potatoes" and they'll start ... ugh, tomorrow. They'll start tomorrow ... "Do any of us know how to play any instruments? No ... guessed not ... ugh".
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 11:42 PM
5

I'll add to my story with a real-life scenario I remember. It was fucking absurd to watch. The women in that social group (then gf included) were fucking furious at him for being such a dick. I have to admit the guy didn't handle it well, but I still 100% side with his logic. Especially now. Holy shit, I haven't thought about this in years. What a trip. Allow me to change cities and other minor details: Guy has just graduated with a degree in physics and he's working at a lab in Minneapolis. I s…
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 11:35 PM
2

Nah, you're good. It's really "The couple" who's in charge, but seriously, between Batman and Robin, who's making the calls? Right. Now imagine Batman sees the signal, "TIME TO SAVE THE CITY!" he growls. But before Robin goes, he just makes eye contact with Alfred to make sure Alfred won't stop him from going. It's a weird metaphor - especially because Alfred's not Robin's caretaker, but I think you get it. It means Batman's not really in charge. And what's going to happen when Alfred says "no" …
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 11:14 PM
6

I love the part where he "coerced" her into sex. "But I didn't feel like it". Well, if she had any self-respect, she could've bailed, but nah - blame the dude for your shortcomings. I am also of the opinion that it's fucked up to FORCE her to not have any male friends, but at the same time, if the bitch is doing things you don't like, you fucking leave her. It's that simple. That's the most absurd thing about my ex cheating on me. She stuck around a bit longer (I let her stick around because she…
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 11:06 PM
2

I gotta change this story a bit, since I tell it so much (and I can't be identified. Fuck that). We were joking about something to the equivalent of "Women don't root for their own sports teams, they just root for the sports teams their HUSBANDS tell them to root for". And I quickly belted out, "Hey! I don't tell her which teams to root for! Her father does!" Everyone laughed at my funny joke, but internally I went "Ah fuck. That's a bad sign, isn't it?" but I stashed it for awhile. I wasn't goi…
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 10:58 PM
20

Yeah, I was thinking - isn't he one of those hardcore male feminists? They seem to often get outed. They're like all those anti-gay preachers who kept getting caught with buttfulls of dicks.
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 10:47 PM
8

You can try and butter the potatoes, but they're just going to get annoyed that you put butter on them. "Ugh. I'll improve my life tomorrow."
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 10:13 PM
100

I had a mousy blonde for years. Fuck it. They get boring quickly. Then they just ruin your life. It's like carrying a wet sack of mashed potatoes everywhere you go. Imagine wanting to do fucking ANYTHING besides be on Netflix. ANYTHING. "Hey, let's go to the lake". Well, you've got an extra step now. The extra step is you've gotta carry a 120 140 pound bag of wet mashed potatoes out the door. Except the potatoes are unwilling to leave. So you try leaving without them and they get mad "Oh, so you…
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 09:32 PM
7

Well, my point is if you say "Nah! MGTOW is great!" they're going to ignore you, but if you say "It's more complicated than that ..." they might learn something. Hell, I've been both successful and broke and am looking at probably being somewhat successful again here soon, but I've learned there's a lot of things more valuable than money. Freedom is definitely on that list. I used to live in a "golden cage". Never again. And yeah, if you ever read your Robert Greene though, gotta remember one of…
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 08:13 AM
6

It's one of my favorite questions to just sit there and harp on SJWs/feminists/other idiots with: "What do you want?" "My body! My choice!" "Okay. What do you want?" "IT'S MY BODY, MY CHOICE!" "Cool. Personal sovereignty. Got it. What do you want?" Then you'd probably get something like "To show that I won't be held down by the confines of the patriarchy! I'm free to express myself and my body". "Cool. That's great. What do you want?" Eventually, you'll find that roughly 2/3rds of the time, they…
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 07:49 AM
3

I remember I once got to take the MMPI (test that determines if you're crazy) because my cunt step-mom was just hoping it would say that I was crazy and she'd have a justification for sending me to boarding school or something (I passed and so she just got annoyed and dumped me in another state anyways while my broken dad just shrugged). So, the test can both tell if you're crazy and trying to hide it - and if you're sane, but trying to pretend you're crazy (insanity plea kinda stuff). I remembe…
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 07:27 AM
3

Also quite possible, but there's genuine stupidity in every group, but I'm sure they're just looking at us like a boss sees an employee they really want to fire, but haven't been given a good excuse. Maybe someone else will do something stupid and blame it on that employee and they can finally get rid of him! Ugh!
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 07:15 AM
2

I try to tell people that it's a mixture of some incel losers, but mostly seems to be bitter, divorced guys (me included) who did their time and have simply checked out. "Fuck this shit", we collectively say. If you just defend MGTOW, they're not going to listen. You've gotta "Yeah, there's losers here too, so what?" Then you'll get a "Yeah, I had a cousin who lost everything in a divorce ..." They generally understand.
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 07:11 AM
2

I'm honestly kinda waiting for some bitter incel to do something stupid here and get this sub banned. It's going to suck if they do. Until then, it's a fun ride.
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 07:08 AM
2

I have a "happy account" that I post anything that I could show my boss/grandma/entire Facebook feed and get no trouble. Then I have this account. This is my account where I post all the stuff that would get me a visit with HR at work and a lot of ostracization from friends. I don't think my grandma would fuss. She's 90, "What's a red pill? I'm confused". (Then I have a porn account, lol) I once tried mixing all three purposes into one account and it was a fucking mess. I couldn't scroll at work…
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 07:05 AM
2

Your comment oddly made me realize for the first time ever (a couple years later) that I could’ve just LIED to her and told her I went through her phone. Because it did not matter the case I presented her that I knew that there were other dicks in her mouth, she just would just cry “Why won’t you believe me? We’re just friends”. (As I often say, she wasn’t ever lying to me, she lied to herself and then forwarded that lie to me). I just remember grabbing her phone and saying to myself “Alright. Y…
/r/MGTOW14/06/18 12:45 PM
7

I had someone once “Akshually! Going through her phone as a jealous boyfriend is a psychosis according to most psychologists and just because you found something doesn’t justify the behavior!” “I did what I had to do to get rid of the cheating whore.” “But checking her phone is an unhealthy behavior, even if it turned out to be true”. “Well, it’s also unhealthy to be used by a cheating whore, so I’ll take the psychosis that lead to me not having to deal with a liar for another 6 weeks-6 months”.
/r/MGTOW14/06/18 11:56 AM
1

That’s pretty much what mine looks like. It’s just a gym, basically.
/r/MGTOW11/06/18 02:01 AM
39

My feminist brother (Yeah, you read that right) lost his mind when I told him about this. He had an interesting defense mechanism. Rather than counter any of this with logic, he just farted out, "Yeah, I bet those red pill losers and MRA douchebags just fucking love how that happened. I bet they love it". I guess that's just an Ad Hominem at that point, but it was funny that he didn't bother refuting it.
/r/MGTOW10/06/18 05:35 PM
19

Nah, the logic is that the wellbeing of the child is more important than anything, so it's really hard to get out of paying.
/r/MGTOW08/06/18 12:06 PM
8

All I know is, smelling that shit gives me an instant headache. My ex at least had the decency to never paint that shit when I was home, but I know several women who thought I was nuts for that. “Bitch, everything hurts your head. Let me have my short list of shit that does the same”.
/r/MGTOW07/06/18 10:54 PM
2

Just remember the simplest fact of all: Elon Musk has had multiple divorces. He's a dork, but he's the alpha dork and he's doing more for the planet than most folks, which has made him a billionaire. Not good enough, apparently!
/r/MGTOW06/06/18 04:17 PM
2

I had a woman tell me the other day a common phrase, I just hadn't heard it in awhile. She just looked at me and shrugged, "Happy wife; happy life. Ya know ..." "Nah. Never bothered with that. Guess that's why I'm single". She looked at me a little alarmed, but that's right. I'm not here to fucking cater to your whims.
/r/MGTOW06/06/18 03:58 PM
1

Maybe, but I don't think the whore shoes and liquor help either.
/r/MGTOW03/06/18 12:07 PM
2

I’ve lived this exact moment multiple times.
/r/MGTOW03/06/18 03:01 AM
2

I watched something similar happen with my dad and his second wife. It was so fucking depressing to watch him lose that battle of wills with that useless bitch. He got rid of her and got back all the shit she wouldn't let him have, except he still doesn't have a motorcycle. I guess he thinks he's too old now.
/r/MGTOW03/06/18 12:20 AM
1

I've said it once and I'll say it again: Women are bad math. Along those lines: Dating is bad math. Marriage is bad math. Weddings are the worst math of all. It all adds up to women being bad math.
/r/MGTOW02/06/18 06:38 PM
26

I actually knew a guy once whose fat, ugly, retarded girlfriend bullied him out of driving his paid off car to get a truck he couldn’t afford. One of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen.
/r/MGTOW01/06/18 08:22 PM
2

Nah, I just more meant that I don’t want to read their garbage.
/r/MGTOW01/06/18 01:24 PM
3

It's kinda dumb, but I'm weaning myself off of Facebook and I don't have any other Social Media accounts. I'm currently simply logged out of Facebook. I still use the messenger app, because it's the best way to get in contact with a lot of people I know. The funniest thing is when I simply deleted the Facebook app off of my phone, I felt so punk rock - which shows just how suburban and not punk rock I am haha.
/r/MGTOW31/05/18 04:46 AM
4

All I know about their staff is PoF was founded by some German guy who was bored and felt like giving himself a challenge (interesting guy to be honest). Bumble was founded by some moron woman from Tinder. Listening to her talk about Bumble empowering women is like listening to Anita complain about video games. Soulless and misguided.
/r/MGTOW31/05/18 02:46 AM
2

Better than her laying around farting Cheeto dust into her blanket covered in cat hair while watching Netflix. But women are bad math. The outdoor woman is just slightly less awful of a purchase. Still bad math.
/r/MGTOW31/05/18 12:15 AM
1

I used to live in a "golden cage" of sorts. All situations are different, but I found my hobbies slowly being constricted until I simply had to bail.
/r/MGTOW30/05/18 10:35 PM
2

I always say that women are bad math, but you can recognize this even after having a wife a children. Realize you mad a "bad bet" and do what you can to either live with that bet or do whatever you have to do to get out (I understand if you don't want to get out with the kids and whatnot). Main thing is to protect yourself if that bad investment ever decides to cash in the chips to ruin your life.
/r/MGTOW30/05/18 09:46 PM
7

Why is "false" in quotes in the headline? Sounds like it was a false report if she's being arrested.
/r/MGTOW30/05/18 09:22 PM
11

Bumble was by far the worst of "swipe-rights". If you did manage to match with a chick, SHE had the EMPOWERMENT of 24 hours to send you a message, which was almost always "Hey". Awesome! Let's reverse gender roles and we end up with "Hey" - and then it's still your job to get the conversation going. Anyhow, if they didn't respond to you within 24 hours, you then had the pleasure of paying $1 (which I never did) to spark up the opportunity to hope she messaged you this time. So, she's got 24 hour…
/r/MGTOW30/05/18 09:15 PM
6

I'm still of the strong opinion that "women are bad math", but if I had some wild reason to find a woman compelling me, I have a strange feeling "real life" has better options than the internet. But yeah, women are bad math. The lines of "my offer" and "their price" don't even pretend to intersect, so that solves that!
/r/MGTOW30/05/18 08:56 PM
49

I used to work in an industry like this and my boss had to explain to a woman like this once, "Yeah, cash or check - I've got kids to feed". She got all embarrassed.
/r/MGTOW30/05/18 08:33 PM
8

What the fuck does Patriarchy have to do with that? Oh God, I'd have to read the article for that "answer" huh? Eh ... fuck that.
/r/MGTOW30/05/18 08:32 PM
7

I never did that middle one. I got laid off the 1st and 3rd one, so no bitching there, but it's just not worth the effort anymore. I just don't fucking care. The middle one kinda reminded me of eHarmony. Felt like it was invented for Christian women to find a husband, rather than whores.
/r/MGTOW30/05/18 08:30 PM
14

You've reminded me. I used to know a guy who used to whine and bitch like a niceguy(tm), "Why don't these whores wanna fuck me?" He was the whiniest little cunt. Anyhow, I got so fed up with his whining that I told him, "Alright, you wanna fuck these whores? You want a solution?" "Sure ..." "I want you to go to the bar and EVERY SINGLE WOMAN you see, I want you to walk up to her and tell her with complete confidence, 'I have a huge cock and a strong backhand'. Eventually one of those whores will…
/r/MGTOW30/05/18 08:28 PM
11

Ah fuck. Forgot to disable POF. Now I gotta log into that trash site. Ha. It wasn't letting me log in for about 5 minutes, but finally got in. I got you!
/r/MGTOW30/05/18 06:28 PM
1

I missed your first line earlier. Yeah, that's definitely a good point. Her life was chaotic (in a good way), but she was probably waiting for bigger dick. Meh. I go my own way.
/r/MGTOW29/05/18 06:17 AM
1

She was a personal trainer with a good face. But yeah, I kinda wondered if that hypen would make things weird.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 09:31 PM
1

Hell, I even wrote a post on it a few weeks ago, but it gained no traction. It's really how I see it. Maybe something will happen - my offer will go up or their price will go down (unlikely on both), but until then, women are just not worth the price. Fuck that.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 09:30 PM
1

I remember joking a few years ago about the creepiness of men vs the creepiness of women. The creepiness of men is like how badly we wanna fuck just everything that walks. The creepiness of women is different. They don't give a fuck about 85% of the male population, give some fuck about the next 14% and then there's the few, and they get the creepiest messages of all. Shit gets weird. You should look up a book where it's Burt Reynolds responding to love letters he received in the 70s. "Oh Mr Rey…
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 09:29 PM
1

Yeah, I'm just less familiar with comics, so didn't want to speak on their behalf too much, but I understand they got SJW'd pretty hard, stopped selling and now even Marvel is looking at a reset. Go back to the old characters that people care about.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 06:18 AM
7

Don't forget they're also there to ruin men's lives once they're done extracting resources from the host. Always be careful!
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 06:04 AM
7

It's my fucking motto at this point: Women are bad math. It's not that I don't wanna look, it's that it's not worth it.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 06:02 AM
4

That's possible too. I didn't want to deny that fact. Be some equivalent to the guy who thinks everything of his was stolen rather than face the fact that he might've been a dumbass and lost it. I'm pretty certain if I had given her a strict time and place to be, she would've been there. But I didn't feel like putting that effort in and my lack of input got a lack of results and I didn't particularly care too much.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 06:01 AM
9

Mediocre looking and sometimes work out. I can catch women with a mild effort, but even that mild effort is way too much.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 05:59 AM
5

Man, I can tell you my mom was borderline and that shit ended in violence and her suicide. Get the fuck out now. Here's the bad news: She's going to punish you for leaving her. She's going to make it as painful as possible, because she can't handle that you're able to leave her. It's going to suck. Good luck. I mean it. Edit: Looks like you're apart and I can't read. Yeah, hopefully the saga is over.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 04:34 AM
6

I have this weird conspiracy about that one that Bill Murray was so tired of being asked about Ghostbusters 3 that he just told them to make it with an all female cast, because that means (categorically) they can't cast him in the lead and they can FINALLY FUCK OFF! This tapped into some moron's brain at Sony and they went for it.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 03:55 AM
9

Hell! Think about this analogy that just popped into my head. I was at a metal concert a couple of nights ago and it was HARDCORE AS FUCK! YES ! KILL KILL KILL! Were there women there? Yes. Did it matter? Kinda. There were times you could tell the moshing would stop, because moshing opens a big hole, everyone stops because the song ends and it fills up with chicks. Ugh. Annoying. Well, three minutes later, they've kinda squeezed out and five minutes later another moshpit has started. Good times.…
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 03:23 AM
4

For weeks I denied it, "It's just a bunch of dudes mad at a mediocre fat chick. There's nothing happening". "There's something weird about this". "Nuh-uh", I argued with myself on long car trips. I think it was the point Anita Sarkeesian stepped in that I instantly sniffed a snake and I knew EXACTLY what she was doing, and understood that this meant there was a fucking war brewing. But it turns out she just kinda side-stepped the war for the most part. Well played, cunt.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 03:23 AM
8

Dude, a lot of gaming is simply purpose-driven and I feel like men have a stronger drive for purpose-driven narratives than women do. Therefore, it will always be a male dominated sphere. A watered-down "glory of war" without any of the consequences. I'll take it!
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 03:16 AM
19

Kinda like we're watching the new Star Wars movie "crash" by Star Wars standards. $83 million opening weekend sounds fine until you realize they paid $4 billion in Disney Stock for the franchise. It doesn't need to be profitable, it needs to FUCKING CRUSH IT. And that's not crushing. So maybe they'll realize that they're completely wrong. "Let's just ignore what people have liked for 10,000+ years of story telling, because this century, we got woke". Pfffft. Try again.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 03:12 AM
28

I mean, they kind of do, but nothing has popped up at that level. Honestly, the anti-gg crowd sort of won that battle. They thought they were going to take an entire industry and instead only grabbed chunks. But chunks they took. What's funny is, I often feel like we're in a losing battle until I remember economics. No one wants to buy SJW shit, so it generally fails. Then someone releases something real and it crushes it. Maybe this cancer will die before it consumes everything. Until then, we'…
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 02:03 AM
6

Men included? If so, you could get some points back on their side. Better do it in a way that angers them.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 01:53 AM
105

I'm pretty good at reading power moves in the public sphere and I remembered seeing Gamergate cropping up and had two thoughts: 1) "This smells like a revolution, but I can't tell what it is." 2) That's retarded. It's video games. I love me some video games, but there's no revolution here. (And honestly - for good or bad - you can sort of draw a line straight from Gamergate to Donald Trump as President). Then I realized what it was: Argue how successful it was, but it was the first time in decad…
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 12:44 AM
3

Depends on the dog. I always say the coolest cat is roughly on par with a mediocre dog. But some dogs are little shits. They require so much fucking maintenance. "Poopy here needs a weekly bath or his skin rots and his hair falls out and then he dies. Also, he just had hip surgery". "Does his family tree circle on itself a lot?" I can also say that after this dog dies, it'll probably be my last dog for a long time. I got him back when I was a bit more domesticated.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 12:37 AM
23

Dude, when chicks seem to love me the most (at first) is whenever I just do whatever the fuck I want and take them along for the ride. Then I bend them over and use their bodies and they fucking love it. Then they start making demands eventually and I roll my eyes and throw them out of my life. Hell, if my dog started transforming into a cat the longer I owned him until eventually he was meowing and shitting in a box, I'd get rid of him too. That's not what I agreed to.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 12:24 AM
2

Because if I don't put myself into something warm and tight every once and awhile, I'll start getting all weird. It's just medicine at that point. And I'm mediocre looking, so I just get some other mediocre looking chick and empty my balls. Then she tells me to call her and at the time I say "Yeah, I will", because I truly mean it. Then I wake up the next morning and don't call them. Meh.
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 12:15 AM
26

Oh, but yeah - 50/50 I get a message from her in the next couple of days, "Hey! What happened?" Pffft. Now you're just lonely late at night. Don't give me that. If she doesn't, then I guess she either didn't give a shit either, or has zero fucking initiative (as many women simply don't).
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 12:06 AM
16

On that level, I imagine the fuck up came because she actually lives in a town outside of my city, so my last message to her was basically me asking her what there was to do in that town today (with dogs). She answered the question a few days ago, but I'm pretty sure she wanted me to decide what to do. I ACTUALLY wanted to see the town, because there's a small chance I'm going to get offered a job there soon. I kinda guessed that wouldn't get a response though, because if you do date women, I fu…
/r/MGTOW28/05/18 12:05 AM
1

I remember getting diagnosed with that and they kept trying to shove pills down my throat, but I always just flushed them down the toilet. Fuck that shit. Then I decided to try Adderall as an adult and it made me super productive, but all it really did was make me super pissed off and refuse to sleep. So, fuck Adderall. I work with kids a lot now. You just have to let them burn the energy. Then, what do you know, they cooperate. I notice it's mostly the women in this field (which is a majority f…
/r/MGTOW27/05/18 10:13 PM
1

Hell, I asked about a vasectomy at 15, but realized the town I was in had one doc, so it would be performed by my aunt, so best to wait for another town. Then I decided condoms weren't so bad.
/r/MGTOW24/05/18 08:15 PM
4

I mean, most people associate 1st-wave feminism with women's suffrage, so you're going to have a hostile audience on that one. You could ATTEMPT to postulate the question on whether or not society would be better/worse if only men voted in the past 100 years, but you could pull historical "what-ifs" all day long and you're only going to learn what WOULDN'T HAVE happened (Kennedy) vs what would have happened - eg, you can't say "Nixon", because that would be what would've happened if they suddenl…
/r/MGTOW22/05/18 04:56 PM
3

Here's a question: What's actually more important? Her getting dick or her KNOWING she can get dick?
/r/MGTOW22/05/18 03:23 PM
2

I mean, I’ve heard the rumors, but to quote someone who lost the presidency “at this point, what difference does it make?”
/r/MGTOW20/05/18 07:35 PM
2

The second ? is Zoe Quinn. I don't know who the Indian chick is.
/r/MGTOW20/05/18 03:52 PM
5

The two dickless guys are "Carl the Cuck" and "AIDS Skrillex". Here's one of them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0nc3XAsgHI http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/carl-the-cuck-and-aids-skrillex
/r/MGTOW20/05/18 03:52 PM
15

The first tweet is 100% retarded, but the second tweet does conjure a pretty funny image of some dude storming around his apartment, "I'D LIKE TO SEE HER DO BETTER THAN ME!" (Marries a literal prince) Most likely didn't happen, but as I said - the image is kinda funny. What I actually picture is that guy watching the wedding shouting, "DON'T DO IT, YOU CRAZY BASTARD! DON'T DO IT! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
/r/MGTOW20/05/18 03:43 PM
1

I was with it being real until the 2nd-to-last paragraph. That shit isn't real.
/r/MGTOW20/05/18 06:29 AM
6

Remember "girl power" from the 90s? I hated that shit then too. I guess the question is: Does girl power not empower women? Are they not operating off of their own power plant by now? Hmm.
/r/MGTOW20/05/18 06:27 AM
2

Wait. The original video I put up was censored. My question concerns blue and yellow purple pills. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTyjzLVGtmY
/r/MGTOW20/05/18 06:23 AM
1

Hell, I always made my ex contribute more money than me, but ... Man, it still is better to go alone.
/r/MGTOW19/05/18 01:21 AM
2

https://youtu.be/KtR1zgS3suw?t=5m25s
/r/MGTOW17/05/18 04:38 AM
2

Man, if a place isn't hot, I can see going every other day, but that's just ridiculous. 3+ days without a shower is a good way to make yourself gross. Then again, I live in the South. It's pretty much daily showers for me right now.
/r/MGTOW17/05/18 04:34 AM
8

Pretty much. I had to move far away to get away from these types. Sad losers who are terrified to see you succeed, because it’ll shine a spotlight on their inadequacies.
/r/MGTOW16/05/18 04:01 PM
6

See? It’s like I always say: do 1-7 and the math just might work out, but until then Women are bad math.
/r/MGTOW16/05/18 03:46 PM
4

There was always a running joke to see how far you could take such statements. My absolute favorite was “I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie”. But then it got sad
/r/MGTOW15/05/18 05:00 PM
1

That’s what I was kinda thinking yesterday but failing to articulate. It’s such a non-committed holiday that the “meaningless obligation” part doesn’t bother me. Kinda like Flag day. What do you do on Flag day? Hang a flag? Lots of people do. I don’t get it.
/r/MGTOW15/05/18 02:41 PM
3

That's a classic move of theirs. Thankfully I'm pretty good at just nodding through such things. Advantage of growing up in a family that spends all dinner roasting each other, I guess.
/r/MGTOW15/05/18 04:00 AM
5

Oh definitely. She clearly thought she could teach me a lesson with that goodbye thing (mostly because she texted me shit like "I hope you learned something from this" which is ALSO bait). But I'm clearly lingering in her brain or she wouldn't keep texting me hoping to bait me for attention. Maybe one of these days, my dick will start screaming at me to fuck her, but until then, I shrug my shoulders. Just jerk off, man.
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 06:36 PM
7

She's 25? I'm 6.
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 06:27 PM
7

She wasn't the brightest. She made up for most of that shortcoming with an intense work ethic, but it sometimes just wasn't enough. I think she might've just been pissed-off at me that night, but I was pretty well done with her anyways. And if I don't even have interest in dating a tight-bodied, super rich girl with a sweet sports car who wants nothing more in life than to have me use her holes like she's an object, then I'm clearly just not into dating right now.
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 06:20 PM
3

Dude, if/when she fucks him over, he will storm out of the gates like a beast. He will be completely and totally out of any fucks to give. It'll be beautiful.
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 06:08 PM
17

I had a chick last night ask me why I won't talk to her anymore and I think about the message she sent a few months prior. "You don't get to do what you want. Don't talk to me anymore. This is goodbye" (proceeds to text once a week for the next three months). I kinda wanna text back "You don't get to do what you want, this is goodbye", but I know what bait is.
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 06:06 PM
16

Nukes, dude. Nukes. Therefore the answer is a resounding and emphatic "FUCK NO". I know what you mean though. It would shake things up enough.
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 06:04 PM
3

So they spend the previous two waves of feminism screaming, "WE DON'T NEED YOU!" to us and then suddenly wonder why we don't feel needed. And then we they REALLY decide they don't need us anymore (divorce) they rake us through the coals. I've said it once and I'll say it again: Women are bad math. Sam reason I don't buy lottery tickets. They're bad math.
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 05:56 PM
1

I got the history a little wrong on Mothers Day, but it's still a soulless monster. That part I got right. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day_(United_States)
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 05:48 PM
3

I realized recently WHY I hate the following three holidays: Valentines Day Mothers Day Fathers Day (this last one is the least troublesome). Why? Because there's nothing special to the individual in your life that the holiday applies to. "Hey honey, wanna go out for Valentines Day?" "Yeah, I mean everyone else is after all ..." Wow. That's romantic. It's not even a "keeping up with the Joneses" kind of thing. It's a begrudging agreement to choose some random day in February where every single m…
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 05:44 PM
2

On another level, I had a friend talk about how he wishes he had a woman to "split the bills with" (poor guy just doesn't know). I had to explain to him that very few women would want to be with him until he could "effortlessly" pay the bills. So basically, no woman would want to be with him, until he didn't need her. Sorry it doesn't work that way, dude! Then I got to explain to him how long my relationship lasted and then I lost my job. And it wasn't just that I lost my job, but I wasn't quite…
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 04:29 PM
8

Dude, they're working on killing it. I think it'll be dead within a few years, which is honestly bullshit (and not for boner reasons). I was arguing with a MALE feminist once who was super pissed off about women being denied careers and this and that and I finally just said, "Well, you know some women LIKE being stay at home moms, right?" "Buh?" "Oh my God. You're so obsessed with making sure women get to work and 'closing the (fictional) wage gap' that you forgot that there are plenty of women …
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 04:22 PM
3

I got some silly shit hanging up in my apartment like that (not anime, just silly shit). I could sense my dad's wife's desperation to take the shit down the one time she visited. Nah. Not gonna happen! I do what I want.
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 04:11 PM
7

As long as I am not somehow paying for you walking away, then I don't give a shit what you do. Go your own way. Your right to walk away is your responsibility though. Not mine. But seriously, there's nothing more pathetic and manipulative than the phrase "A real man would ..." Fuck off with that.
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 04:06 PM
1

God, you just made me realize how badly my grandpa NEEDED to be MGTOW. My grandma divorced him (I actually side with her) and then he married a fucking retard who ruined his life. He had a great degree from a prestigious university, but he spent the last 30+ years of his life making a hair above minimum wage - with her.
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 03:30 PM
14

I saw her recently in person. She's already aged pretty hard. I mean she's 50+ years old.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 08:02 PM
11

God they're all so fucking gross. We need to rebuild a beautiful world where we can call gross fat people "fat" and "gross". I think we need to unapologetically bring back fat shaming. Especially if you live in a country with universal healthcare. Otherwise you're paying for their heart attack.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 07:48 PM
7

Dude, Brigitte's sprays are mostly cat related. Yeah, there's no romance there.
/r/MGTOW13/05/18 11:05 AM
2

I was thinking earlier - I'm pretty sure she's married now, but how many dates did she have to go on with a guy before he could "Okay ... so ... uhh ... I've been wondering ..." "His is bigger." "SON OF A BITCH!"
/r/MGTOW12/05/18 05:38 AM
11

You know, politics aside, I've always been amused by this chick. She could cure fucking cancer and she would still be the chick who blew Bill Clinton. It's not like I necessarily feel bad for her. It just creates a lot of really funny scenarios. I just imagine everyone meeting her is super awkward.
/r/MGTOW11/05/18 04:31 PM
2

I'm suddenly reminded of the Narcissist's Prayer https://imgur.com/gallery/UFFhh
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 09:00 PM
1

An endearing quality in a dog. Not so endearing in a person.
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 08:22 PM
2

Good thing those guys generally can't take a punch.
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 07:00 PM
9

Dude, I knew this shit was gonna get used to their advantage, but I just realized it'll be their way of driving away smelly male feminists. Any chump change guy who calls himself a feminist is still gonna get used up, but some worthless weakling will get shamed away "INCEL!" You just watch it. The next step will be this: "GO AWAY, INCEL!" "What? I've had sex before." "Yeah ... whatever. You look like an incel, so go away".
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 03:01 PM
4

I watched my dad's second wife henpeck my dad out of his desire to own a motorcycle. It was one of the most depressing things I ever had to watch. It's honestly one of my top 5 defining "Never get married" moments.
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 02:56 PM
7

That sentence out of context is a clusterfuck.
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 02:54 PM
9

Yup. That's pretty much right. Might be missing some other weird branches, but that's all of it right there.
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 02:24 PM
1

"If you can't handle me crashing this plane into a mountain, then you don't deserve a safe landing". "If you can't handle me giving you food poisoning, then you don't deserve me making you a steak". "If you can't handle me accidentally leaving a pair of tweezers inside you, then you don't deserve a heart transplant". "If you can't handle me at 'Oops. I left the drain plug out after your oil change and your engine seized 4 miles down the road' then you don't deserve me rebuilding your transmissio…
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 01:35 PM
6

What's funny about this is some chicks will get mad at their husbands for working too much. So he works less. Then she gets mad at him because they can't buy as much shit anymore.
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 01:30 PM
15

"The red pill truth about my cousin is, he's in bad shape because he eats out everyday with his gf and stopped going to the gym (because of her)." This was once true of me too. I also quit traveling long distances because of her too, because I wasn't supposed to go anywhere without her, but then she never wanted to go anywhere. So then it turns into "Oh geez. Guess I'm not going anywhere".
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 01:23 PM
16

I used to make the damn face more than a decade ago and thankfully it was a short-lived phase. I saw someone make fun of the soylent grin back in 2006 and I just went "Ah shit. That's me". But here's what I realized yesterday: I saw my dog make the exact same god damn face. He wanted to go outside and play. Then I realized it's basically the same, "I'm harmless and retarded. Please love me". Or I honestly can't remember what was going through my head at the time, but it was probably me just tryi…
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 01:15 PM
3

I learned its real common for them to take selfies of themselves, so they can make fun of someone in the background. Honestly, when I learned about this and saw who they were taking a photo of, I totally did the same thing. It was a bizarre scenario and I didn't want that person noticing me. Probably the last selfie I ever took.
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 01:08 PM
3

Well, our backlash has been building for decades, but I really do hope it comes soon. Or now.
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 12:57 PM
3

I actually know a guy who met a good looking woman on Ashley Madison. Blew my fucking mind. He told me about this after the hacks/leaks. What's funny is he's kind of a blue-collar dude who doesn't give a fuck about technology and he couldn't figure out why I was so flabbergasted that he met a woman on Ashley Madison. "I'm not stunned you met a woman. I'm stunned you met a woman on ASHLEY MADISON. I really don't think you realize just low the odds of finding a real actual woman on there were".
/r/MGTOW10/05/18 12:54 PM
2

She was, if I remember right. But this happened roughly 15 years ago and I saw her for 9 seconds. But what dude’s gonna sit around waiting for that?
/r/MGTOW09/05/18 01:16 PM
14

I met a chick once when I was 17 and my friend pointed at her and said, "Dude, forget fucking. This girl won't even kiss a man until the day she's getting married." She looked at me and said "It's true. Not even a kiss". I gave her my best Clint Eastwood eyes, leaned in and told her, "Then you are never getting married". She looked offended.
/r/MGTOW09/05/18 04:42 AM
2

I now feel old and wise. Beware of that. The other one to be afraid of from my experience (same girl) is someone who likes the IDEA of a thing, but not the thing. Like ... "I wanna travel the world!" "Aww honey, that sounds great! Hey! I got vacation time next week! Let's fly to the Azores". "Eh. Nah. Not next week. Maybe another time". You'll eventually find out no time is a good time for anything. Hopefully you still have some sanity by the time you're done.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 10:07 PM
1

What's sad, is I was like "What the fuck does living in Crete have to do with lying?" (three seconds later) "GOD DAMN IT".
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 10:05 PM
1

I once had a friend tell me that he likes to get on here, and read stories and fantasize about being single. Other than that, I've never heard anyone else mention it.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 09:57 PM
3

Yeah, that show is pretty fucking miserable. I had to watch a couple of episodes in the past. It's unforgivably bad.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 09:31 PM
1

I never saw that one, but I'd believe it. "FUCKING DADS ARE SO STUPID LOL!"
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 08:29 PM
1

It tells me you should've put a ring on it. Geez.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 08:24 PM
3

But as I was reminded by someone else, Everybody Loves Raymond was a rough show to watch. Jesus that poor man was gonna lose it.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 08:15 PM
1

Yeah, but I always found Home Improvement to be extra hostile to masculinity. Like ... At least Al Bundy would still give the finger to his detractors. At least Homer gets some modicum of respect at the end of each episode. Home Improvement was just "Men are retarded ... except the ones that like to cry and read books".
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 08:13 PM
2

Sucks, man. Especially sucks because the show was just brutal to a traditional man. Sure, he was kinda silly, but fuck me they'd get mad at him for having testosterone.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 06:41 PM
3

That's kinda where this all came from. I saw some conservatives calling him a hero or whatever for Last Man Standing and I'm thinking "That motherfucker did more to ruin families than most, you retards". I said it nicer than that. What's funny is I'm getting dog-piled on by women who think I'm overthinking it. And I was wondering "If I was in Tim Taylor's world, would I say something to offend these women and then at the end of the episode, Wilson the neighbor explains why I should apologize. Th…
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 06:25 PM
3

Close contender. I didn't watch as much of that one, but you've got a point. And it had 7 more episodes than Home Improvement, which is roughly 3.5% more detrimental to society.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 06:22 PM
5

I remember when this happened, there was some black guy who tweeted this photo with the caption, "Yeah ... none of us asked you to do this."
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 06:06 PM
9

I went on a sorta-date with a model once who told me about how she got to fly to London and UAE to "be arm candy" for rich dudes. I figured that one out pretty quickly.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 03:03 PM
5

Newton's Third Law: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 03:01 PM
3

That's what I was thinking. Mirror's Edge was one of the most boring pieces of shit. I didn't hear good things about Heavenly Sword. Not that accomplished of a writer if you ask me.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 02:37 PM
2

I think it's supposed to be "It's necessary to speak Spanish in the United States. Practice with me". I could be totally off. Grammar like a 'tard.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 04:04 AM
3

That's actually 100% true (McDonalds comparison), but you are wrong about one thing: It's super hard to quit being addicted to Netflix when you have lame aspirations and a shitty outlook on life. That shit grips losers real hard.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 04:03 AM
9

What was it that Chris Rock said? "I love peace more than I love pussy". So much truth to that.
/r/MGTOW08/05/18 12:24 AM
3

It definitely is different in that it turned content from a garden hose to a fire hose. What's the point of turning off Netflix when you have so many choices? I can't claim to remember "only 3 channels" but I can remember having roughly 15-25 channels and it was easy to just "Meh. Nothing's on" and do another activity. It's simply a drug for certain people. In fact, I saw a chick this weekend on Facebook post a status about how she was going to "spend all weekend watching Supernatural - again!" …
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 11:48 PM
1

Haha. All good. I was partially having fun too, but I was also remembering just how much I hate TV. I still hate it. At least with a video game you're interacting with it. And movies tend to be higher quality per minute of interaction (and don't require months of your life to get through).
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 11:43 PM
12

I was typing that point and then deleted it. It really is more terrifying. One is a complex game of survival and the other is self-delusion which is definitely dangerous.
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 11:33 PM
1

Hell, here's more on Lifeboat Ethics. It goes way beyond my examples: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifeboat_ethics
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 08:35 PM
49

I often say that my ex never lied to me about shit. She really never did. Instead, she would first lie to herself and then forward that lie to me. Those are two totally different processes.
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 08:33 PM
4

I know a lot of dudes who don't know if they're excited about sex dolls and I'm like "You ever fuck a fleshlight?" "No" "Well, there you go."
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 08:25 PM
3

Es necesario que su habla Espanol en los Estados Unidos. Practica conmigo. Funny thing is, my Spanish really sucks, but I think I parsed that sentence together correctly to piss off several folks in my life.
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 08:24 PM
2

I think I heard someone (Milo?) once call it an "earnings gap", which is also sufficient.
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 08:09 PM
5

Furthermore, this is one of the things that killed online dating for me. I understand online dating is going to be skewed more towards introverts/fatties (because it's easier than going out and actually meeting people), but almost every single one of them put "Netflix" at the top of their hobbies. "What are you doing on Friday night?" "Oh you know ... Netflix until I pass out LOL!" Yeah. That sounds awesome. Have you ever heard the phrase "The unexamined life is not worth living"? No. You haven'…
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 07:36 PM
6

Dude, I honestly blame Netflix more than any other non-human entity for killing my decade-long relationship. She became addicted to that shit. "Rather than fuck or pay attention to each other in any meaningful way, I was thinking of putting on two more episodes of this show I've already watched until I pass out". FUCK! I'm sure many of you have issues with marriage therapists, but they generally have a pretty steadfast rule to NEVER EVER put a TV in the bedroom. Ever. Under any circumstance. I r…
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 07:31 PM
3

Fun additional question to the lifeboat ethic. Say your boat has 19 people and a dog. You know for certain that if you throw the dog of the boat it will return within 5 minutes with a fish. Do you throw the dog out of the boat to replace him with a more valuable human life? My answer is "fuck no" and not just because I love dogs. The dog, in this case, is a tool that helps ensure the success of the lifeboat. Lifeboat ethics are fun as they send beta males into pure mental anguish.
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 06:48 PM
9

There's literally something out there called Lifeboat Ethics, which goes something like this: There's a lifeboat with 20 people on it and you're one of them. The ocean is full of hundreds of people clinging to life. Do you jump out of the lifeboat and sacrifice yourself so one of them can jump on the lifeboat? No. Why? Here's the number one reason: If you keep swapping people out of the lifeboat who think others are more deserving of the lifeboat, then eventually you're just going to end up with…
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 06:47 PM
1

Traveling can be amazing if done right. One of the simplest rules is if you go somewhere to be seen, you're a cunt. If you go somewhere to see/experience the place, it can be enjoyable. I love this quote, but also hate it, because I imagine it's on a lot of vapid Pinterest pages, but St Augustine said "The World is a book. And those who do not travel read only a page". Just make sure that what you're reading is quality material. And you understand it.
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 06:31 PM
2

See? It's just a female-superiority movement. It's rarely about equality with feminists.
/r/MGTOW06/05/18 07:05 AM
1

Part of what’s funny is I did for years and then my dad got remarried, and then ... “Hey son. Next time you’re over I got some dishes for you”. He gave me three full sets of dishes. I’m like “God damn it. That’s not what I need right now”.
/r/MGTOW04/05/18 12:43 PM
4

I gotta be vague on this, but I know a woman (who I often refer to as the "most evil person alive") who basically bullied a boyfriend of hers so much that in response he went out and murdered a complete innocent. Now. He was a fucking lunatic, there's no denying that. But it is 100% clear to me that she should be in prison with him. Imagine if someone threw rocks at a tiger, until suddenly the tiger lashed out and killed some random toddler. In this case, they kill the tiger, but the woman who t…
/r/MGTOW04/05/18 06:57 AM
20

He'd be even more amazing to have now than in the past. He'd be so fucking brutal on all this madness.
/r/MGTOW04/05/18 06:43 AM
1

The remarkable one to me you just mentioned is dishes. I currently run my dishwasher maybe once every 3 weeks and that's usually because I'm being super lazy and put some skillets in there. My ex used to - hahahaha. Who am I kidding? She never loaded the dishwasher. She could have the sink overflowing all by herself in about a day or two though. Then she'd get mad at me for not doing the dishes. "But those are all YOUR dishes. I made zero of those dishes. ZERO." I always claim this victory, but …
/r/MGTOW03/05/18 06:55 PM
1

Mine went 3 years without cheating. Took her roughly 7 years. I don't think she deserves a cookie for that, either.
/r/MGTOW02/05/18 08:47 PM
7

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_VIII_abdication_crisis I know he's pretty far down the line, but I bet that wouldn't happen this time.
/r/MGTOW02/05/18 08:44 PM
14

FEED MY BABIES TO BE STRONG WHILE REMAINING HEALTHY! This is why a fat woman with no tits is the greatest crime imaginable.
/r/MGTOW02/05/18 02:36 PM
5

Right. He gave her a career and then he took it away. Plus, the only movies I ever saw her in were garbage, so her going away is fine by me.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 08:28 PM
6

I mean, she's clearly going for a disgust reaction in this photo, because she wants attention and this sub gave it to her. So, this photo is 100% in her control. If anything, you shouldn't make fun of her, because you're LITERALLY FEEDING THE TROLL! But seriously, she's fucking horrendous.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 08:24 PM
1

Dude, men go through the same, but in a different way. You ever see a chick that dates a military man? Hell, I'm not even going into the Dependapotamus (AKA Tricaratops). I'm talking about the chick who's a little too invested in "her marine". Oftentimes that guy will realize the woman doesn't give even 1/10th of a fuck about him, but it's all about the uniform. Lose the uniform and her ego tells her to leave. It sucks on both sides, but of course - no one gives a fuck about the man being treate…
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 08:21 PM
1

What are the odds the guy is such a broken shell of a man that he didn't steal $65 out of her purse and then throw her ass to the curb? Ugh. Picturing him forgiving her is making me literally ill. Hopefully that man found freedom.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 07:45 PM
3

Remember when James Damore's report came out that sympathetically said that women were more emotional? So the women got so upset at his report, they called in sick from work.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 07:30 PM
3

Yeah, that's true. But if you look at the map of the states with the highest rates of obesity, the trend is fairly clear. https://stateofobesity.org/rates/ I've spent 95% of my life in "flyover states". And while you can be as sympathetic as you want, and I often am, there's times where you just see people and want to shout, "Jesus fucking Christ". You wanna shout that at people in Los Angeles as well, but for totally different reasons.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 07:14 PM
2

Well that's different. Like I said, this lady's call is to "Kill All Men", which even if it was answered, would fail drastically. Richard Spencer is a cunt, but I think of that video of that chick charging in to punch him in the face, he punches her first and she just sits down and cries. But yeah, this is something I never stand for. Whenever I'm ever DIRECTLY confronted with a bunch of "Men are trash" or "fuck white people" garbage, I usually shame the fuck out of these people, because I'm mor…
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 07:03 PM
8

Yeah, someone needs to visit the flyover states. I try not to demean this part of the country, but there's some seriously fat motherfuckers here. Not fat like "ew", but it almost makes you wanna conduct some scientific inquiry. "How? Why? How? When? Huh?" Ya know ... Science!
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 06:47 PM
8

So, anytime I get a robocall, I like to fucking scream at it like a psycho because I find it funny. I know I'm not hurting anything. Except for that one time I answered the phone: "Hello? Hello ... Hello? HELLO! OH SO YOU'RE A FUCKING ROBOT! WHY DON'T YOU BURN IN HELL YOU GOD DAMN ROBOT! EAT SHIT AND KILL YOUR FAMILY, ROBOCALL! I'M NOT GIVING YOU MONEY!" The laughter in my car was worth the joke. A few minutes later I get a text from that same number, "Hey, sorry. Saw we were working tonight. Ju…
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 06:42 PM
3

Definitely, but life got a little wonky for me. Got solid, but small foundations right now that are growing, so hopefully should have it paid off in a couple years.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 06:39 PM
2

I mean, I understand how commie revolutions go, but this lady isn't starting shit. She needs to definitely go fuck herself, though. And an army of Trigglypuffs is always a good laugh.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 06:34 PM
6

I more imagined this useless woman trying to order a mob around. Jesus. Imagine 1,000 Trigglypuffs descending upon a city, looking to "kill all men". It would be a disaster. "REEEEEEEEE! GET OFF MY CAMPUS! GET OFF -" (struggles to catch breath. Dies).
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 03:46 PM
3

I have no idea either, if that helps.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 03:21 PM
2

One of my favorite jokes (I can't remember the source) is "WNBA looks like the NBA played underwater".
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 02:59 PM
50

I have a car payment right now for the first and ONLY time in my life. Fuck this thing. Jesus I hate having a car payment.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 02:56 PM
31

Can you imagine if all the women and their pudgy, useless beta orbiters tried to start a revolution against men? Christ, who has all the fucking guns?
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 02:39 PM
3

Which volume? Sounds like a series of emo CDs sold on TV in the early 2000s.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 02:38 PM
12

It was a good ride while it was going!
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 02:34 PM
1

What's funny, is my cousin (who's pushing 40) is a guy who has had sex with ONE WOMAN (briefly) in his life and is just using this as an excuse to bash incels to all his female friends who are never gonna fuck him. It's really funny. I'm just like "Dude, if it wasn't for one fuck ugly woman, you'd be an incel too. Get off of your high horse." I guess they were on Facebook wanting to know what an Incel is and so he tipped his fedora and gave an explanation.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 11:09 AM
2

This looks stunningly familiar. Sad to say I wasn't quite as ballsy as this guy, but it all ended the same. I got my freedom.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 11:02 AM
16

In her case? It absolves her guilt.
/r/MGTOW30/04/18 07:50 PM
7

Yeah, but it’s not gonna work. He’s acting like a male feminist and we know How fucking dry that makes women. He considers this sub and this thinking to be full of losers too. It’s sad to watch.
/r/MGTOW30/04/18 02:14 PM
12

My mom would try to poison me against my dad and it never worked. It was so shrill and insane. I actually give my younger self a lot of credit for this moment: One day, while I was on the trampoline (I was probably 9), my mom came outside screaming about how my dad was seeing another woman and he was talking to some other whore and just kept screaming about what a piece of shit he was for being with this other woman. My thought to this (I sadly literally didn't have the hair on my balls to say t…
/r/MGTOW30/04/18 08:41 AM
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You've oddly reminded me of the time I pulled something like a shit-test on my ex right around when we were breaking up. It was some passive-aggressive fuckery of some sort on my part. There's this song that's fucking terrible, but I was fascinated because the lyrics were the story of a woman who found out her man was cheating on her and she's so desperate to keep him around, she wants him to "lie to her" so they don't break up. I knew my ex was cheating on me again (she was in the process of mo…
/r/MGTOW30/04/18 08:36 AM
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Dude, I saw someone just earlier today who is so desperate to impress a chick, he told her about how he's gonna inherit a lot of money and he'll "probably die before" her, so isn't that a great deal? And the worst part is, I know he's out of his parents' will, so what the fuck inheritance is he even talking about? I dunno.
/r/MGTOW30/04/18 08:29 AM
4

Mom was BPD and step-mom was possibly BPD. This shit is the worst. There's no individual more destructive on this Earth than a woman with BPD.
/r/MGTOW30/04/18 07:37 AM
6

The difference is pretty obvious when the beard is attached to a soft, doughy, defeated, useless, soggy, pudgy excuse for a body. Is the beard attached to an anvil or is the beard attached to a sack of mashed potatoes? That's like making two categories of people who wear baseball caps.
/r/MGTOW30/04/18 07:33 AM
7

This is how I react every year to International Women's Day. "Oh ... it's International Women's Day". "Yup" "Ah. Okay." Then I shrug and move on with my day. Hell, I react the same way to Flag Day, MLK Day, Memorial Day, Labor Day. So many fucking Holidays with nothing to do other than "Reflect". "Uhh ... okay. I will reflect".
/r/MGTOW30/04/18 07:27 AM
1

Not talking about birthrates in Western World. Birth rates here are basically flat or slightly declining. Birthrates in 3rd World are out of fucking control. Teach the women to read and those numbers drop. Hell, then the immigration numbers drop too (of course, they could drop if you just fucking said "no" to immigrants, but whatever).
/r/MGTOW29/04/18 08:28 PM
9

The only POSTIVE thing I can say about that is this: If you want women to stop having so many fucking children that pollute the Earth, the only correlation they can find between "Number of children had" and any other statistic is "Education level of the woman". Basically, the more educated a woman is, the fewer children she will have. Doesn't matter race, religion, country or anything. More education = fewer children. So, while I completely loathe feminism, this is one case where if you can thro…
/r/MGTOW28/04/18 08:42 PM
1

Wouldn't surprise me, but I really just mean the movie (which I understand doesn't follow the book that closely). I feel like if I was watching some shitty Oceans 8 kinda trash, there'd be a bunch of "WE ARE WOMEN ON A MISSION!" "YEAH! We crush it where the men failed".
/r/MGTOW26/04/18 04:10 PM
3

That's what I was thinking. She could have 3,000 people buy her yoga pants. Hell, divide that by 10 and 300 clients for your used pants full of beer farts and cat hair is a pretty good deal.
/r/MGTOW26/04/18 04:04 PM
1

I was walking into a Target last night after sunset when I saw a group of 10 guys - probably all in their late teens or early 20s - arguing in the parking lot. What about? I dunno. Could've been one of them fucked their woman. Could've been an argument of In N Out vs Steak n Shake. I just remember thinking "If I was a 50-60 year old busybody woman with fucking nothing going in my life, I'd call the police and tell them a fight is about to break out". And the world would be an even worse place.
/r/MGTOW26/04/18 04:01 PM
2

You guys see the movie Annihilation? Great movie and it was damn-near a female only cast. You barely noticed it was only women, because it wasn't that blatant. This shit would fail, though. Completely fail. Fuck this WE ARE WOMEN RAWR! I'm getting so fucking tired of it.
/r/MGTOW26/04/18 03:54 PM
3

Admittedly, I skipped to the middle of the video, but that thing is fucking terrifying. I think I'll just jerk off. But you guys have fun!
/r/MGTOW24/04/18 03:31 PM
2

I didn't like it. Thought I was alone. It's like a boring version of Uncharted.
/r/MGTOW23/04/18 02:56 AM
1

Maybe my numbers I picked weren't random. Hmm. I'm just happy they add to 100%.
/r/MGTOW23/04/18 01:25 AM
9

That clip is hilarious, but I do have to say: I ONCE found an older female psychologist who was BASED AS FUCK. She was wrong about certain small things, but for the most part, she pulled no punches and didn't fuck around. I've been to a lot of therapists (especially as a teenager - my parents would take me around because if they could get a diagnosis of "crazy" they could forgive themselves for shitty parenting). The absolute worst therapist I went to in my life was some beta blue-pill cuck of a…
/r/MGTOW22/04/18 06:10 PM
2

Funny thing to go with this exact same story - she quit her job, because her boss yelled at her. Fucking crazy.
/r/MGTOW22/04/18 05:59 PM
1

I never thought of it in those exact terms, but she had such an abusive, tumultuous childhood that I don't think she understood what a healthy-ish dynamic even looked like. So, she just wanted what she understood. And that was mostly to play victim.
/r/MGTOW22/04/18 05:58 PM
1

I mostly feel pity for them. Just absolute pity. Like I need to be there if they ever decide to step up, but until then, stay the fuck away.
/r/MGTOW22/04/18 05:41 PM
8

I once had a crazy, crazy bitch crying at me once, wishing I would "just fucking scream" at her more. "You should be like 'Tara, you're being a stupid fucking bitch! Now get in the fucking car, RIGHT NOW!" I'm like "She wants to be verbally abused? Not even in a fun way ... just verbally abused. Holy shit, I gotta bail".
/r/MGTOW22/04/18 05:37 PM
2

Damn, I was gonna make this sorta joke.
/r/MGTOW21/04/18 09:58 PM
2

I know that story all to well. Except she failed to kill me then killed herself. So, I win!
/r/MGTOW21/04/18 09:26 AM
8

I was at a thing recently - that I was being paid to be at (it was terrible and 80% obnoxious women) where someone had a powerpoint. Not my job to read the powerpoints, but I could see on it that they basically said: MYTH - Vulnerability is a weakness! I'm like "Uhh ... that's literally what it is though. It's a weakness. Your stomach and throat are vulnerable, so you protect them - because they're weak. What the fuck are these kooky broads up to?"
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 11:41 PM
6

I've been realizing lately that Feminism is just a "Female Supremacy" movement. Problem is it's a big umbrella with a lot of variations under it, but the more radical feminists are just female supremacists. They'd probably lynch men, but don't have the arm strength to hoist them up.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 11:24 PM
8

Milo's job, for the most part, is to say contrarian shit to piss people off and be a magical shield against standard leftist attacks. Can't call him a homophobe. He's gay. Can't call him a racist. He had a big black cock in his mouth the night before. His mother is Jewish and ... I can't remember the rest. Dude has a lot of deflective shields though. Not to say he doesn't think/go his own way in a lot of regards, but I think he realized he's the ultimate troll against these people.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 11:22 PM
2

If I'm gonna be nice, I'm imagining these kids nagging her to go with her or that they want Chinese so she goes, "Hey, I bet he'll buy you some food and I'll bring it home". But I side with the dude. Fuck that. That's an extra $20 you're simply giving to a charity you don't understand.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 09:28 PM
2

When I watched that movie, I kind left with an attitude like "Oh, I dunno. 2.5 stars out of 4". The further I get away from it and the longer I think, the more stars it loses. Kylo Ren is the best part of the movie. Everything else is either mediocre or far worse. Who wants to watch a space adventure where an intrepid rogue is nagged into silence by a suburban mom? Does that ... no? Doesn't really fit with the archetypal hero? Oh.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 09:18 PM
3

It fucking sucks. I could've accurately described mine more like "Likes the idea of things more than she likes DOING those things". A quality some men suffer from as well, but I feel mostly like it's women who do this. It fucking sucks. They're a total drain. "LET'S GO ICE SKATING" she says. "Sounds great! Let's go!" "In a bit ... " That turns into 3 more Netflix shows, which then means you shouldn't bother dropping the $20, which means that you don't go. Fuck that shit. Be free!
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 09:16 PM
4

Fuck. I see this dude's tweets a lot, but his videos are fucking annoying. Jesus he needs to quit with the Pewdiepie cute voices shit. Don't need any clown fuckery to make fun of retards. Just show that they're retards.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 09:11 PM
6

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 09:09 PM
1

CRASH! (2004 version). It predates the term SJW, and I got into a thousand arguments about what a racist piece of shit that movie is, but everyone was soooooo excited about how progressive it was. The movie also predates the term "woke", but if it was around, white motherfuckers would've been telling everyone how fucking "woke" it was. Go read Ebert's review for that piece of trash (just make sure it's not the 1997 Cronenberg film - which is good, but fucking weird). I don't wanna link in case t…
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 08:08 PM
8

I lived with the hell known as "a woman who has no clue what the fuck she wants". She had no clue how to even be honest with herself. After living with that, hookers look like saints.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 07:57 PM
6

Number one thing I did was delete it off of my phone. I have to begrudgingly admit it's become way too important of a tool in certain ways to just toss aside.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 07:09 PM
6

Hey! I resent that. I watched my ex get a very complicated STEM degree that took almost 6 years only for her to abandon it after graduating.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 06:56 PM
8

I thought you were fucking with me. Shame to hear.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 06:40 PM
3

Or Buy at a Low WEIGHT and sell at a High WEIGHT. Wait, I just remembered stocks can be "overweight"/"underweight", but could never remember which was a buy or sell (in the stock world).
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 05:56 PM
1

The other funny thing is, I have a 5+ year plan I've kinda planned out now that - and I know how these things derail, but if I put a woman into those plans, it would derail the whole fucking thing. So, it's a long time to go my own way, but like I said - the math is bad.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 05:25 PM
46

Honestly, this offends me less than the manipulative bullshit. When I meet some chick who says things like "I know you want this pussy. So I'll give you some pussy and you give me a fucking house. Deal? Deal." I'm like "Well, the math sucks, but at least she isn't bullshitting me about her nature". No pussy is worth a house. Especially when there's free pussy roaming around. Try again, lady.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 04:41 PM
1

I bet this same chick steps in front of cars as a protest - ever so confident that they'll see her and stop.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 04:27 PM
12

Eh. Read the whole thing and it's some sort of satire. Chick wants dudes to cry. Or at least she thinks she does.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 04:23 PM
1

The funniest argument I only recently came up with to the whole "People didn't vote for Clinton, because she's a woman" is this: Would you say Brazil/Argentina are MORE sexist than the United States? The girl answered "yes" after a bit of banter about machismo. "Well, they have/had female presidents". RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 04:03 PM
3

Well ... that subreddit exists. That's a thing. Okay. Yup.
/r/MGTOW19/04/18 06:12 AM
3

I just posted this in a different comment and it's kinda like my motif on this philosophy, but dating and ESPECIALLY MARRIAGE are simply bad math. That's part of the reason I'm here. I know women aren't going to really change, but something could possibly change (absolutely no clue what) to make the math work out, but until then, it simply doesn't. So - you go your own way.
/r/MGTOW19/04/18 06:08 AM
1

Here's how I always view it and how I only consider myself "Mostly MGTOW". Dating is bad math. Simple enough. You pay how much for what? It's never worth the cost. Maybe society will change (possible). Maybe women will change (pfft). I kinda like the idea of companionship (I still value my freedom far more), and it sucks to realize, but they're never worth the cost. Until something changes, the math will continue to be bad. That's how I view it.
/r/MGTOW19/04/18 06:05 AM
2

"Breathe the free air again, my friend"
/r/MGTOW19/04/18 06:00 AM
3

Well, what I basically finally explained to the guy is that if a woman's friends don't approve of you, she can't fuck you. If a guy's friends don't approve of a chick, we just warn him "I dunno dude. She's kinda like a dumpster fire". Then you remove them both, if necessary.
/r/MGTOW19/04/18 03:02 AM
2

I mean, they're both terrible. I'm with you on that. Here's another simple thing to say: They get fatter. I don't fuck with fat chicks, so if I was feeling like I needed my occasional pump & dump, my options are increasingly limited. I know better than most from personal experience how psycho women are. But some ARE more psycho than others. No different than "some people" are smarter than others.
/r/MGTOW19/04/18 02:45 AM
9

I was just telling someone about how I got cut out of a group of friends. This one chick kinda thought we were dating, but I was really more interested in hanging out with the bros. She wasn't good looking enough for me to be tempted to fuck. Point is, I managed to piss everyone off. My main theory I explained to my friend who doesn't have a history with women is that I fucking HATED her two best female friends. I think they could sense my loathing, as I didn't really put any effort into hiding …
/r/MGTOW19/04/18 02:39 AM
20

Better yet, I'll just invent some sort of wedge tool that prevents her from pushing the door open and fuck off to my sunny day. Why? Because men problem solve.
/r/MGTOW19/04/18 02:33 AM
1

Is getting kicked in the balls then mugged worse than just getting kicked in the balls? Yes. Therefore, while both suck, one is better than the other. That's what I'm trying to say. Or even easier, dating options get even shittier with time.
/r/MGTOW19/04/18 02:30 AM
1

Yeah, but there are "better women", and they get gobbled up faster. So once you hit your 30s, you're left with the dregs. They get fatter, crazier and have more kids.
/r/MGTOW19/04/18 02:14 AM
3

I'm nearing the same boat. I can feel it already. Pretending I wanted to date, my options are pretty slim as the "good women" were already picked up in their 20s. I guess what I'm saying, is I only go more MGTOW as I get older. The temptation drastically reduces with each year.
/r/MGTOW19/04/18 01:19 AM
5

They don't wanna give whatever shitty site that runs garbage like this clicks for their advertisers.
/r/MGTOW18/04/18 04:47 PM
11

Dude. I know he's not the most popular here, but Jordan Peterson is always talking about "Clean your room. Get your life in order". You can tell the really fucked up people, because they'll get super pissed-off when you start cleaning your room and getting your act together. They'll make it a negative in any way possible.
/r/MGTOW18/04/18 04:46 PM
3

I had someone ask me recently why I'm getting in shape. "Uhh ... so I can have happy organs".
/r/MGTOW18/04/18 04:45 PM
2

MUH GENETICS!
/r/MGTOW18/04/18 04:42 PM
3

I mean, let's pretend she was a saint, she's gonna "WHY ARE YOU ASKING MY EXs WHY WE BROKE UP!?! WHAT THE FUCK! BLARGH! I'M GONNA START INTERVIEWING YOURS!" But yeah, I understand. If you find out a dude broke up with his woman because she blew her cousin, then you've been saved a lot of hassle.
/r/MGTOW18/04/18 04:39 PM
5

Yeah, but they'll just "I don't know" you to death, because they're too scared to guess wrong.
/r/MGTOW18/04/18 04:30 PM
2

I'm just imagining the hilarity of her finding out.
/r/MGTOW18/04/18 04:16 PM
3

I always enjoyed how I hit a low in my "personal stock price" and that's when my ex decided to bail. Dumb bitch decided to buy high and sell low. I'm climbing up and as far as I understand she's just kinda in a slow, slow decline. I guarantee you her career is going nowhere. It's now a matter of whether or not her new boyfriend feels like stepping up, and I'll tell you, she's not that inspiring - she's a massive drain, so I don't think he will. And I don't mean that "Women are the reason you ste…
/r/MGTOW17/04/18 10:52 PM
9

One of my favorite quotes is "For every woman out there you'd give anything to fuck, there's some guy who's tired of her bullshit".
/r/MGTOW17/04/18 09:40 PM
1

I hate that snapchat dog face so fucking much. The long tongue is there to cover chin fat. Just admit it, piggy. Just admit it.
/r/MGTOW17/04/18 09:30 PM
24

POF is probably the biggest dumpster of them all. Jesus, I played a game on there a couple of weeks ago called "Just try and find 3 women you'd be willing to fuck". I can easily do that on Tinder and OkCupid. POF is like being told you're showing up to a pizza/pussy buffet, but you find out the pizzas are served out of dumpsters and all the chefs are raccoons. Fuck that place.
/r/MGTOW17/04/18 12:11 AM
3

Right, but those are men making fun of the temperance movement.
/r/MGTOW16/04/18 04:43 PM
1

Minimum 120g per day.
/r/MGTOW11/04/18 02:17 AM
1

That's the funniest thing about me. Swear to God, I really don't fart that often. Apparently men sit around all day farting. My farts are rare ... like sighting a majestic unicorn.
/r/MGTOW10/04/18 03:35 AM
7

Wrong one. That frumpy mess is Lena Dunham. Amy Schumer's uncle is a senator. Unless they both have senator uncles and I wasn't aware.
/r/MGTOW08/04/18 02:39 PM
3

I remember getting diagnosed as ADD, which I pretty much believe today is NOT a thing. "He can't sit still for 8 hours" "Right. No one can". I'm sort of working in the education system (and increasingly working in it) and I plan to implement as much positivity for the male students as possible. It's already built for the female students.
/r/MGTOW05/04/18 05:08 AM
2

I once posted there with a throwaway (that I can't remember) many years ago. Many awful years ago. It was interesting advise and useful for getting me here, to be honest. But yeah, it's totally depressing.
/r/MGTOW05/04/18 05:03 AM
25

I always think about my ex-gf's sister. No one had the gall to tell her no, except for me. Hell, I remember once we were on a trip and I foolishly took her sister with us. She literally threw a temper-tantrum, "I'm TIRED OF WALKING! HOW MANY MILES HAVE WE WALKED TODAY?" "Uhh ... less than 2". "WELL I DON'T WALK A LOT AND I DON'T WANNA". "Well, I do. So you stay here in the car, while we go check out the coast". We started walking and my ex was all fussy about leaving her sister behind. "She'll b…
/r/MGTOW28/03/18 04:28 PM
1

I just wanna add my vote for "Wow that was fucking retarded". Sounds like something my ex probably rationalized to herself. I did stop providing after all - Thought it would help her grow up.
/r/MGTOW28/03/18 04:24 PM
4

I was recently wondering - without get too "conspiranoid" about how much the corporate world pushed feminism, because then their labor pool (in theory) doubles, which means you can cut wages.
/r/MGTOW27/03/18 09:32 PM
1

Dude, they got a lot of free time to tweet mean shit to her. That piles up.
/r/MGTOW27/03/18 09:31 PM
2

I've often mentioned the "most evil woman alive" (ex's friend) and she is definitely this. She lies about absolutely everything while living a soft life and says she's a victim. She wants to play all the cards at once.
/r/MGTOW27/03/18 09:29 PM
5

I apparently had a smudge on my computer, because for a second, I thought you had ZERG sympathy for women and I'm like "Damn ... that's an odd way to feel about things".
/r/MGTOW27/03/18 09:26 PM
0

Yeah, it's basically a comedy podcast. I've heard their stuff before. I don't remember them being funny, but I don't remember them being unfunny. All forgettable in the end.
/r/MGTOW22/03/18 08:59 PM
3

This is either a copypasta or accurate. Oh God it won't shut up! Ahhh!
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 09:26 PM
4

Well, her plan sucked, so that helps!
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 09:23 PM
33

"Don't you just lay there and rest your eyes with the intent of 6-8 hours of sleep, mister. I HAVE GRIEVANCES WITH YOU!" or "WAIT! Before you go to bed after a long day of work, I have to tell you about a thing my sister did that was kinda cunty, but could've easily been stopped with a two-minute conversation, but we let her turn into a monster, so everyone (but you) is terrified of her. I've been stewing on this for HOURS! Anyways, so she was like UGH! and I was like UGGGGGH! and ..."
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 03:34 PM
56

Just imagine nagging instead of silence. Wouldn't that be great?
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 03:30 PM
2

That's a rough scenario to imagine. My brain won't let me process all of those things at once. Jesus.
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 03:29 PM
18

Well, she didn't says he loves her boyfriend. She just has a social claim and that other man can FUCK OFF!
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 03:15 PM
1

I sometimes wonder if this freedom will ever somehow get boring. Maybe someday I'll have an existential crisis, but it still hasn't happened and until then "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 03:05 PM
9

Funny, my mom tried to kill me and she got released from jail that same afternoon. But hey! She went and killed herself after she got home and that simplified the fuck out of my life!
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 02:58 PM
3

Very predictable. I kinda knew in the back of my head that I was going to have a dry dick that night despite all her promises. I think she was just trying to get me to calm the fuck down on the musical. Plus, this was a girl who actually almost NEVER lied TO ME. She would lie to herself, and then tell me what she told herself. Totally different. Still fucked up, but totally different. She probably believed that she was going to fuck that night. Nope. But hey, here I am, simply hanging out with m…
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 02:56 PM
2

Thank God it wasn't my money. It was held over my head, though. And seriously, I listed all that other shit off to show that if I were to be dating women, and they wanted some fancy cultural experience, I can offer them a fucking buffet of shit to do, but I'm removing "Musicals" from the fucking buffet, because I FUCKING HATE MUSICALS! AHHHHHHHHHH! Honestly though, if they ever make Book of Mormon into a movie, I'll watch that movie, but I feel like that's a very odd exception.
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 02:47 PM
2

Oh dude. It wasn't even me vs her. I could've won that war. I did for almost a decade. I'd tell her, "You're gonna get one musical, so you better make it the Book of Mormon. I hate musicals so fucking much that I know I will hate the experience even more than I imagine I will - so after one musical - I'll officially be done. Choose well". Then her FAMILY got the opportunity to buy a bunch of tickets to a shitty, shitty, shitty musical and so I ended up in a battle of wills that was me vs 5. I lo…
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 02:45 PM
13

I've mentioned my breaking point here before, but to change the story up a bit, I got fucked into going to a Musical. A shitty, shitty musical. I can handle ballet, plays, opera, but I can't fucking stand musicals. She told me, "Hey! At least you'll get laid afterwards ... isn't that how that works ;) " Then I have one of the most miserable nights of my life, we get home and she just grunts, "Whatever. I'm going to bed. I'm not in the mood". Fucking done.
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 05:22 AM
3

I’m trying to remember the name of that account. It’s annoying me now. If I find it, maybe I can make a good post here. Remind myself too that the grass is greenest over here!
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 05:08 AM
16

I was sadly on there once with a different throwaway. I’d probably strangle myself if I read those posts again.
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 04:51 AM
3

You have to be able to say “cunt”. It’s such a fun word.
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 04:50 AM
2

F
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 04:49 AM
3

It was just me letting the stress leave my body for a few months. I absolutely hate to use the word "detox', but it was like everyday I just sat in that chair and watched a movie or played a video game, my shoulders just felt a little bit better. Then it was "Alright, let's go live life again".
/r/MGTOW19/03/18 05:30 PM
10

"I can do whatever I want". "But you're just sitting in a chair -" "SHHHHHHHHHHHH. You have no idea. This is now me doing what I want". I had this conversation with myself everyday for about 3 months after my ex left.
/r/MGTOW19/03/18 03:57 PM
6

I have to be vague on this, but I know someone once who received a phone call that went something like this. "Hey, you don't know me, but my name is blah and I was married to crazybitch for 10 years, we're getting divorced and ... man, I have some questions". They spoke for two hours and are friends to this day. Figuring out a psycho can be a bonding experience.
/r/MGTOW18/03/18 06:58 PM
2

Don't get me started on Hugh Grant. Fuck that asshole. He always plays a bitch, but it turns out he's a cocksucker in real life. I always knew as a kid that my mom wanted me to grow up to become a pussy, because she was fucked in the head. The most obvious manifestation I could see it in was her love of Hugh Grant, that foppish, dandy fuck. Thankfully as a kid, I learned to hate that motherfucker and look to better men to model myself after.
/r/MGTOW18/03/18 02:36 AM
9

I posted this the other day, but Louis CK has one of my favorite quotes ever. It goes something like this: When I got married, I was like "Well, that's it. I'm stuck. I can't go anywhere now". Then we had kids and I thought, "Holy shit! I could've left!"
/r/MGTOW18/03/18 02:02 AM
1

I've wondered just how I'd react if I got invited to my ex's wedding. Like, would I just throw the invitation away or would I call her a cunt first?
/r/MGTOW18/03/18 02:01 AM
2

At least they were being honest. One of my most insane interactions was with a woman planning her lil' white trash wedding (funny thing, but that wedding actually cost me more money than it cost her due to ticket prices increasing). I was trying to be as merciful as possible explaining, "I'm sure he loves you, but weddings are for women. The dude does not care about 90% of this stuff. That's why he has no input on this wedding ..." She suddenly belts out, "Hey! I let him pick the cake toppers!" …
/r/MGTOW18/03/18 01:55 AM
1

You get them through daddy, who was very popular at his local country club (admittedly because he was a really cool dude).
/r/MGTOW18/03/18 01:51 AM
1

Oh, wrong kind of whore. I was the first to put a dick in her. Nah, she was daddy's little girl and daddy had a lot of friends who would've gone. The same group of men and their wives who all had to threaten to kick my ass if I did anything. "Don't you touch that girl, unless you want us to kick your ass". "Uhh ... okay 'Dan from Accounting'. You'll come find me and kick my ass if I make your friend's daughter cum. Whatever". I would often tell her how stupid it was that I would have like ... a …
/r/MGTOW18/03/18 01:51 AM
2

At the very least, it means she's window-shopping, which means she can still go and fuck herself.
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 05:48 AM
1

That she did. Didn't work, obviously. Ah good times.
/r/MGTOW11/03/18 09:48 PM
11

My mom was 37 when I was born. Are you suggesting my mom was crazy? You're right. She was fucking batshit insane. I was the youngest of a few though, so there's that. And mine failed to kill me, so there's that too.
/r/MGTOW10/03/18 02:51 PM
7

I feel like they were trying to make him out to be the bad guy in this argument with the script, since he kept "screwing things up" like the lemons and he was putting his shoes on the couch. Bullshit. She was awful. Leave the man be.
/r/MGTOW10/03/18 05:29 AM
5

I've been to a bunch of them. She didn't fuck around. I liked her, but my insurance ran out. Probably don't need her now anyhow. I even asked her about MGTOW (not the acronym, the idea) and she whole-heartedly approved (under the idea that it was a phase. Don't know about permanence).
/r/MGTOW10/03/18 05:28 AM
1

Well, if you get used at your job, then you're not very competent. That's why you need to be competent in a multitude of games.
/r/TheRedPill09/03/18 09:47 PM
24

Oh man, there was this fucking couch. I'm gonna have to shorten the shit out of this, which should be enough to let you know that this couch was not worth the fuss. Basically, her uncle in a city 3 hours away is emptying a storage unit by Dec 31 - says there's a nice couch in storage, we should get it. My job kept me working 70 hours per week until Jan 15 (not that she gave a fuck) and I couldn't get it. So, I make my step-brother who is in their city get it for me so he could temporarily have a…
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 09:22 PM
10

Hell, it was reminding me of how I figured out that communism is garbage way back when I was 10. You can't give Shaq and Peter Dinklage the same amount of food. It's not fair. Things have to be unequal even at that level. Therefore, America wins.
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 07:45 PM
40

I had to Google it. Closest there is is "Bride & Groom". I think we know who's reading that one though. Actually, I'm triggered. What about Groom & Groom? Or Bride & Bride? Or whatever else Tumblr comes up with?
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 06:52 PM
14

Jesus, she was ballooning for awhile there. I haven't looked at her for a year or so. Her sister was definitely a fucking pig. She just keeps gaining a pound a month. "WHEN WILL IT STOP GROWING?!?!?!" By my calculations, in 30 more years, she'll be pushing 600 pounds. Her husband is such a whipped little bitch. I thank all deities every day that I'm not him.
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 06:51 PM
4

Anytime one of my friends on Facebook makes an equally vapid claim, I just take a screenshot of it. One of these days, I might dig it up when they have to apologize for some crime. My absolute favorite was one of them simply posted: "LISTEN TO WOMEN!" I almost commented, "Alright, cool. What's step 2?" but didn't bother. He was just virtue signaling for his mediocre girlfriend.
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 06:48 PM
11

I mean, there's always "Psychology Today". Weddings are the worst.
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 06:45 PM
19

It took another year or so to throw that hoarder out of my life. I've said it a bunch and I'll say it again: A lot of guys claim victory when their ex gets fat. I claimed victory when I went to her new place twice to get stuff back and both times it was a smelly pig-sty full of moldy dishes and just garbage strewn about the house. If you told her to throw away everything that was worth less than $5 that she hadn't touched in over a year, she would've had a manageable house. But it was just clutt…
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 06:38 PM
43

Yup. Don't forget nesting. You have to fight for your own fucking corner in the house and they won't let you have it. "This is my space. The rest of the house is your space. THIS IS MY SPACE". (next day) "What are you doing?" "Oh, just hanging up some wall art I found on sale at TJ Maxx". "TAKE IT DOWN!" "Well! I don't have anywhere else to put it." "Put it in the closet or put it in your car and drive it back to TJ Maxx with your receipt and get your $12 back." Two days later, I walked in and t…
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 06:34 PM
4

Bill Burr has that whole bit about how women can't just let men sit and be happy, because they're so miserable. The goofiest one to me is women on submarines. There was no need for that. Now the've fucked up our submarines. Hope we don't get into any nuclear wars or we're fucked.
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 05:51 PM
2

I always talk about how I'll "load the software, but won't turn it on". So when people around me get all pissed at some accusation I just "Well, sounds bad ... let's see what the courts say. After that, we get mad".
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 05:42 PM
15

Remember the Louis CK joke? When I got married I was like "Well, I guess this is it. I'm stuck now. I can't go anywhere." Then we had kids and I realized "Holy shit! I could've left".
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 05:39 PM
30

I always found that funny with food. I weighed 60% more than my previous ex (she was super short), so I'd tell her, "Okay, to be fair, I get 5 slices of pizza and you get 3. I have more machine to run here." "Nope. We each get 4". "You require 1300 calories per day and I require a minimum of 2500. I don't think you should eat 4 slices". RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!
/r/MGTOW09/03/18 05:36 PM
3

I one popped onto once of these things and watched in amazement as a girl was raking in hundreds of dollars simply playing Connect 4 with these people. It was fucking surreal.
/r/MGTOW03/03/18 08:42 PM
2

I always kinda wanted to get a bouncy-ball with a picture of a dead cat on it. I figured no one would get the joke. And ordering it would be super weird. You get my point though.
/r/MGTOW02/03/18 08:16 PM
1

I used to work in finance. We all joked after it went up that it shows a woman standing against a growing economy. Isn't that great?
/r/MGTOW02/03/18 08:16 PM
1

Honestly, I was having these conversations awhile ago. I generally don't bother now. But the thought crept back into my head yesterday and I thought I'd share and see what you guys thought.
/r/MGTOW01/03/18 08:58 PM
3

You might be being sarcastic, but it truly is offensive. "You're fat and if you stay fat, you're gonna die at 40" is offensive. It's your choice how you take that offense. She chooses to be a chubby snowflake.
/r/MGTOW01/03/18 06:42 PM
1

I never connected the day-care to old person's home thing before. That's funny. Thankfully I don't have to worry about stashing my old man somewhere. He built himself one hell of a retirement farm full of excess land, guns and booze.
/r/MGTOW01/03/18 04:47 PM
1

She's long gone, thankfully.
/r/MGTOW01/03/18 04:44 PM
2

I'm suddenly reminded of my ex who wanted to be "A stay at home dog-mom". FUUUUCK YOU!
/r/MGTOW01/03/18 04:30 AM
1

I think I gave one or two slight "Heh" kind of laughs during it. That doesn't mean much. I really tried to go in with an open mind and it was fucking bad. Her jokes were terrible and her delivery was even worse.
/r/MGTOW01/03/18 04:29 AM
1

Always and forever.
/r/MGTOW01/03/18 04:26 AM
2

Yeah, read what I wrote. I wrote that it was a myth. Because it's a myth. Jesus fuck. "(he makes more because he works harder. Wage gap is a myth)". Might wanna review your context clues and learn something about fucking sarcasm.
/r/MGTOW01/03/18 04:26 AM
16

It's definitely not a good place to be. I think I'm alone in my enjoyment of this metaphor, but I still look to the Panda as a Microcosm (I need a different word) as to why so many men have left/checked out of society. It turns out Pandas won't fuck unless they can piss up trees. It's really weird, but it helps them establish dominance. One of the reasons we couldn't get pandas to fuck in the 90s, despite our desperation, is because we weren't giving them their trees for their pissing contests. …
/r/MGTOW28/02/18 09:36 PM
4

So, what you're saying is my ex-girlfriend is a loser. Yeah, yeah ... Sounds about right.
/r/MGTOW28/02/18 09:18 PM
17

What was it? Possibly some chapter in the Grapes of Wrath talking about how part of the women's role was to make sure the men stayed angry. Because if they were angry, they could accomplish things. If they got depressed, then the fight was over and they lost. So they kept them angry. Yeah, if we gave up, it would destroy society.
/r/MGTOW28/02/18 09:17 PM
19

I guess my point isn't that men can't quit, it's that the consequences are MUCH MUCH more severe for any man who does. The only exception I can ever think of, but never bring up is essentially early retirement.
/r/MGTOW28/02/18 08:48 PM
2

She was an awful person, but I have to admit she took me buying her Marlboro Reds pretty well. She knew she was being annoying and she knew I won. All in all, she was a horrible person.
/r/MGTOW28/02/18 06:46 PM
5

I fucking hate "Pitbull Mommies" so much. These dogs were engineered to be weapons and because of that, they get all extra insistent that they can tame the motherfuckers, but they can't, because they suck. Then some fucker gets bit, because you suck at life. Go tame a Corgi, you worthless cunt.
/r/MGTOW28/02/18 06:27 PM
1

I got asked this a dozen times by a chick when I was 18. I didn't quite have the gall to say "no", but I got so annoyed, I went and bought her a pack of Marlboro Reds. Not only did she never ask again, but she told me about how those cigarettes kind of ruined her date later that night. The guy freaked out, "Jesus. What kind of woman smokes Marlboro Reds? What the fuck?"
/r/MGTOW28/02/18 06:22 PM
31

So, I'm obsessed with Stand-Up comedy. I watched this spiral happen. She was actually kinda funny at one point. Kind of. Her bit about hanging out with the classy cunts in Connecticut was actually kinda funny. "She talked like she had an angel sleeping on the tip of her tongue". http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ns2x1 - We've all known this cunt. Fuck that cunt. What an apt description (whether or not it was stolen, I dunno). Pewdiepie forgot a step though: Basically, someone went and told Amy …
/r/MGTOW28/02/18 06:19 PM
1

No additions yet. If she starts blabbing, I'm just gonna block her.
/r/MGTOW24/02/18 09:52 PM
12

My mom tried to kill me when I was a kid, yet here I am ... Her plan sucked.
/r/MGTOW24/02/18 06:31 AM
5

Add my vote to "Forget this bitch". Jesus that's a lot of driving.
/r/MGTOW16/02/18 05:27 PM
3

I actually once had a girl I was with (who was moving in a month) and she told me, “You know, if I was sticking around, you’d have to choose between me and your dog.” I responded naturally “Hahahahahaha! Holy shit! I’m gonna warn you in the future that that will literally never work! Wow!” I later gave her the caveat that if the dog bites a toddler’s hand off, you could probably fuss about getting rid of it. Or kill it yourself. But if you don’t wanna compete for attention, then keep blowing me.
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 02:56 PM
71

Just be prepared for the immediate fallout when this happens. Otherwise, sounds totally worth it.
/r/MGTOW12/02/18 02:47 PM
1

Well, it was 5:15 AM, dark on unfamiliar roads. I didn't expect that thing to be there. I hit it straight on.
/r/MGTOW06/02/18 04:20 AM
4

Also, look into all the changes the birth control pill made. Basically, follow these steps (even if they don't take bc, the culture is pushing this narrative). 1) Birth Control turns "women into men", who are able to manifest their own destiny. 2) Except they're not men. They're not as capable of shouldering the responsibilities of men, but they managed to integrate into working society/politics and have colossally fucked it up. 3) This has, in turn, lead women to be miserable. Their misery spil…
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 01:34 PM
2

It's long, but I posted it. https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7venqv/my_super_bowl_story_part_ii_a_story_about_luck/
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 01:25 PM
5

Dude, I always thought as long as I didn't date them, marry them, knock them up or live with them that I'd be mostly clear, but nah ... they'll always manage to fuck it up somehow. The good news is I don't need pussy as much as I used to when I was in my 20s. I feel like I could go months without these days and be fine. With that, they have little sway over me.
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 01:24 PM
5

You have no idea how correct you are. I think I'm gonna write a part two, because fuck this shit.
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 12:15 PM
1

And the other little soft green flag on this story is that the older women let her leave with her dignity, so they just might not grief her the way sorority girls would, but ya know ... high school never ends.
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 04:42 AM
2

Yeah, I'm working on getting her out of her, but the good news is that's not really her brand of crazy, so I'm less concerned with her on that (but concerned on the whole with it, definitely). I might try texting her parents on her phone in a bit.
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 04:36 AM
2

Too hot and flat in most of Texas to ski it. Unless you like water skiing.
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 03:54 AM
6

Dude, I don't get it, but in the city I live in, everyone's a fucking alcoholic, so it's no surprise there.
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 03:52 AM
13

And to make it worse too, I was like "Hey, I guess this party is gonna be full of older, classy folks. Maybe I can network and get a better job here". NOPE!
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 03:46 AM
3

But that's your duty you signed up for by being male.
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 03:44 AM
2

Handegg, I've also heard it called, yup. And rodeo exists, but it pales in comparison to football.
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 03:43 AM
4

She didn't, thank God. She's been puking in my toilet though. I'd take her home, but I don't know where she lives. Ugh.
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 03:42 AM
5

Texas is aggressively footbally. It's a religion in Texas.
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 03:39 AM
12

Dude, even weirder. I grew up in Texas. I don't know what happened to make me an outlier. I was born a few miles from the Canadian border though, so I'll take it.
/r/MGTOW05/02/18 03:34 AM
3

She was a terrible person with few redeeming qualities and is long dead. Her treatment of me doesn’t affect my mgtow, but her treatment of my dad does. She put him through hell.
/r/MGTOW04/02/18 10:09 PM
1

Watched my dad go through a shitty divorce, then I had a shitty decade with a woman, followed by watching my dad go through a second shitty divorce. My mind is blown at the thought of paying my ex an alimony. I’d be homeless.
/r/MGTOW03/02/18 10:22 PM
1

I feel like I was hearing the concept in the mid-2000s. It definitely wasn't before 1999 since it comes from The Matrix. I just watched my dad go through a shitty divorce, so I was taught to worship pussy, but also saw the danger behind women. I've stayed mostly clean as an adult.
/r/MGTOW03/02/18 07:28 PM
7

Honestly, it's probably the only sign at the marches I've seen and liked enough to go "heh". It's such a weird dig with so many interpretations.
/r/MGTOW23/01/18 03:32 PM
3

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt5776858/
/r/MGTOW21/01/18 04:21 PM
6

This could explain Occupy Wall Street too. All I know is, I was laughing like a retard at my desk. Well done.
/r/MGTOW21/01/18 03:16 PM
1

Hey! I resent that. My mom was totally successful at killing herself. (She was an awful person, you can laugh). Although it probably wasn’t her first try ...
/r/MGTOW21/01/18 03:11 PM
2

I used to make this face a lot because I wanted to look like “LOL! That goofy white guy looks fun.” I haven’t made that face in a photo for a decade, so I’ve got that going for me.
/r/MGTOW21/01/18 03:04 PM
8

Not gonna lie, I used to make this face until I saw something making fun of it. “Lol! Look at me, I’m such a random basic white guy” “Shit!” Haven’t made it since
/r/MGTOW21/01/18 03:02 PM
1

That's why I posted about the panda the other day and was not surprised it got no traction. Take away a Panda's tree and they don't wanna breed anymore. "That makes sense in a Panda sort of way". Take away a man's will to live and his desire to hold responsibility and he "just needs to grow up".
/r/MGTOW19/01/18 06:02 PM
1

I've heard him state both facts multiple times, and I know out there, he has some sort of video where he kinda apologizes and says he's wrong about MGTOW, but nobody has ever compiled them.
/r/MGTOW19/01/18 04:43 AM
32

It was rough to watch her, but it was pretty cool seeing him calmly navigate her bullshit seas. That point he broke her about being "offensive" was pretty great.
/r/MGTOW18/01/18 10:51 PM
14

I was thinking about this recently and realized he has two theories he puts forth a lot: 1) You have to be responsible. That probably means a wife and kids, but grow up and quick slacking off. Which sounds anti-MGTOW, but ... 2) No one likes playing in a rigged game. Marriage is a rigged game. Try again. So he recognizes both facts.
/r/MGTOW18/01/18 10:48 PM
4

This photo is a few years old. The frog in the proverbial pot of boiling water died awhile ago.
/r/MGTOW12/01/18 06:51 AM
11

God, I'm suddenly reminded that I posted there once. Thankfully earned my freedom though.
/r/MGTOW12/01/18 06:50 AM
1

Well, I got called a "mansplainer" earlier for the first time. I think I found one that way.
/r/MGTOW11/01/18 10:42 PM
2

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
/r/MGTOW11/01/18 10:42 PM
12

Without pussyhats, how will we pick out the retarded feminists? Think they’ll give us other clues?
/r/MGTOW11/01/18 06:51 PM
1

Sounds like you’re not a real panda!
/r/MGTOW11/01/18 06:47 PM
7

Oh, well, she had another branch to swing to, but wanted an even better one and got it. I knew all about it even though she feigned ignorance and I remember saying one of my favorite quotes to her, "Just remember. For every girl out there you'd give anything to fuck, there's some other guy out there tired of her bullshit".
/r/MGTOW07/01/18 12:55 PM
11

"Guy" or "Guys"? Lol. Of course she did.
/r/MGTOW07/01/18 06:41 AM
23

I don't know where I fit in. I was something like this: Me (to her) in October - "This relationship is a disaster and needs to end" She protests. Me (to her) in December - "This relationship is a disaster and needs to end" She protests Me (to her) in February - "This relationship is a disaster and needs to end." Then finally she came to me that March, "This relationship is a disaster and needs to end". "FUCKING THANK YOU!"
/r/MGTOW07/01/18 04:40 AM
3

Dance dance dance dance dance dance
/r/MGTOW05/01/18 03:48 AM
3

I heard it put pretty well the other day on a Joe Rogan podcast. "Consensual sex is a recent invention".
/r/MGTOW03/01/18 07:16 AM
28

“It’s your fault you made me so emotional”.
/r/MGTOW29/12/17 03:48 PM
2

Screams in panic like Butters -
/r/MGTOW29/12/17 12:39 AM
1

Well, my dad was blind to this ambition for so long. I could see it and tried cluing him in, but he kinda arms-lengthed the idea. Then she made her move and he smashed that move pretty well.
/r/MGTOW29/12/17 12:37 AM
2

Can you imagine the feeling of pride if a lion starting chasing your cave woman and kids looking for dinner and you ran in and beat that fucker to death with a rock? Man. I’d never stop having a boner. But we got society now, so we still have a provider/protector instinct and instead of fist-fighting a bear, you’re just getting leeched by a whore. I imagine it’s confusing.
/r/MGTOW29/12/17 12:34 AM
2

Yeah, but she’s also good with a shovel, so he’s getting something out of it.
/r/MGTOW29/12/17 12:31 AM
1

“I think the women are starting to notice its backfiring too.” I feel like this is being slightly acknowledged, but it’s probably too late. The good news is there’s a mild possibility that women will start policing their own. And if not, keep going your own way.
/r/MGTOW29/12/17 12:29 AM
1

She’s kinda traditional and is upset at seeing all the abuse her sons have gone through at the hands of vindictive women.
/r/MGTOW29/12/17 12:26 AM
3

I was just hanging out with a friend of mine I haven’t seen in awhile who’s in the middle of a divorce. We were kinda jokingly comparing our “demands” we had of our women who found us “overbearing” “Hey honey. If you’re gonna be unemployed at home, will you at least make sure the kids clean their rooms” And “Can we fuck more than once every other month?” So demanding.
/r/MGTOW29/12/17 12:22 AM
3

She’s pushing 70, so no ... She’s just aware that this shit has gotten stupid.
/r/MGTOW28/12/17 08:31 PM
2

Oh gross.
/r/MGTOW28/12/17 07:04 PM
4

I said “marriage is bad math” and got a reaction of “Jesus. That’s not the point”.
/r/MGTOW28/12/17 05:51 PM
6

“And she may need him to do the man shit around the house she inherits once the dad dies.“ Oh dude, here’s the funny part. That property cannot be maintained a woman alone. Period. And her kids are not going to uproot their lives to take care of her and neither am I. Now what’s funny - I’m going to keep this vague for a lot of reasons, but his previous wife had aspirations to move her oldest son in and throw my dad out. DIDN’T WORK, CUNT! Muahahaha
/r/MGTOW28/12/17 05:01 PM
2

I know prenups aren’t solid, but they lawyer’d the shit out of their contract/wills and sat down with both sets of kids and explained every detail, because my previous step-family and my “clan” would’ve gotten into a war that spent every penny and burnt everything to the ground. I see this as being far less likely now.
/r/MGTOW28/12/17 04:55 PM
1

Pretty much. I told her not much has changed in a way, because I’m not a “touchy” person and I tend to keep folks at arm’s length anyhow.
/r/MGTOW28/12/17 04:48 PM
4

I know several women who are waking up to it now too, but it’s like this: Imagine if there’s a car wreck. But the law says you can take half of their shit for hitting you. “That’s not right”, you say. Then you get t-boned by a multi-millionaire, and suddenly you’re facing that prospect - are you gonna stick to your principles of only asking for a replacement car or are you gonna end up clawing for half?
/r/MGTOW28/12/17 04:45 PM
10

I know which sub I’m on, but I’ll say my mom was a psycho-cunt, my stepmom was a psycho-cunt and this lady ... well, she’s much better than the previous two. Not gonna sit here and claim things can’t change, but compared to the previous 2, it’s a different world.
/r/MGTOW28/12/17 04:40 PM
2

Do any men own wine bottle candle holders? Nope. This list is written by women. I stopped there.
/r/MGTOW26/12/17 10:59 PM
12

Dude, the chick with the pink hair (Laura Dern, I know) will forever be the most unimpressive Star Wars character. She felt like a suburban mom in Des Moines won a contest to be in the new Star Wars. I could just see that time she ran off the set mid-shoot one day, "I'm sorry, Rian! I have to go! I have to drive my kids to soccer practice" she yells as she drives off in her minivan with her Starbucks latte in hand.
/r/MGTOW22/12/17 06:07 PM
3

Dude, she's pretty forgettable.
/r/MGTOW22/12/17 06:05 PM
2

Right. That’s fine. To rip-off Bill Burr, it’s like having a loaded gun you can pet. They just need to be honest with the dog’s purpose and be able to manage that dog.
/r/MGTOW20/12/17 07:50 PM
3

But but but ... if you treat women nice, they'll let you into their inner-circle and surely they'll love you then!
/r/MGTOW20/12/17 05:31 PM
2

This is what always blows my mind. I understand you love your dog, but it was DESIGNED to be a weapon by Englishman in the 19th century. They created and manufactured them to be weapons. But you get thugs owning them because they want to own a weapon or you get these fucking "Pibble Mommies" who get these things, can't handle them physically or psychologically and someone fucking dies.
/r/MGTOW20/12/17 05:22 PM
5

Here's what annoys me about pitbulls. There's this argument on one side about how "they're all murderous dogs" and an argument on the other side saying that "They're just precious wittle pibbles". Fuck all of that. Focus on facts. Pitbulls were DESIGNED to be weapons. Blue Heelers were DESIGNED to herd cattle. A Westie was DESIGNED to flush out rats. Labradors were DESIGNED to fetch birds out of water. Huskies were DESIGNED to pull sleds. Dachshunds were DESIGNED to kill badgers (seriously). Jus…
/r/MGTOW20/12/17 05:13 PM
36

Yes, because women are higher in "Neuroticism", which is basically negative emotions, which makes them less capable of handling stress.
/r/MGTOW18/12/17 06:09 PM
3

It turns out people have no motivation to play a rigged game, so they say "fuck it" and quit.
/r/MGTOW18/12/17 04:51 AM
1

I listen to less of his podcast than we used to, but I did hear his recent "Guys, I stand by what I said, but I used to be too hard on women" bit. But realize the fucking madman he'll be if he ever gets kicked off the plantation.
/r/MGTOW14/12/17 11:06 PM
4

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/male-feminist-i-really-think-id-absolutely-crush-i-7018
/r/MGTOW13/12/17 07:18 PM
5

Yes, yes they were. Compare Louis CK to Carlin. Carlin clearly thought men were more pathetic than women, but he didn't seem so defeated about it. You just kinda chalked it up to his abusive alcoholic father. Louis CK on the other hand would just whine (project) about how much men suck and how worthless and disgusting we were. I still like Louis CK, but it was a little annoying.
/r/MGTOW13/12/17 07:17 PM
5

"Ugh. Do you mind not criticizing women in your stand-up? They have enough on their plate as is".
/r/MGTOW13/12/17 03:02 PM
1

Dude, the weirdest thing to me was when I popped onto one of the cam sites (porn, not gaming) and some chick was absolutely raking in the cash. What was she doing? Slowly playing Connect 4. I just sat and watched as this chick made $1,000 to sit in her underwear and play Connect 4. I'm not even sure what that woke me to, but it woke me up to something weird.
/r/MGTOW13/12/17 03:01 PM
25

I watch a metric fuckton of stand-up comedy and "Male Feminist" is quickly turning into an insult. I had heard it before, but it's spiking in prominence. Fucking hilarious.
/r/MGTOW13/12/17 02:15 PM
5

It turned into clickbait SJW shit that forgot to be funny. Reminding me to look up Seanbaby
/r/MGTOW10/12/17 08:22 PM
2

I see her as a woman who "won", so she's allowed to lift the veil of bullshit a little bit. Still a tactic. Still not worth it.
/r/MGTOW08/12/17 12:18 AM
14

I mean, I was raised to be a mangina, but figured out that was horseshit when I was roughly 8. But she kept trying after that.
/r/MGTOW07/12/17 11:38 PM
2

I'm sleepy and thought you said you wanted to "swallow gum" from reading that and I was like "Fuck. That's a weird reaction to have".
/r/MGTOW26/11/17 04:34 AM
2

I'm a super strong believer in privacy and whatnot - and I would've lost my fucking mind if she (or anyone) opened my phone, but I just had so much fucking drama that I was trying to end. Watching her text some other dude for 3 hours on Christmas and pretend they were "just friends". I don't have time for that shit.
/r/MGTOW26/11/17 04:25 AM
7

The term you're looking for is "barsexual".
/r/MGTOW22/11/17 07:23 AM
5

It could be this: I completely forgot about this thread of drama in our breakup, but my ex REALLY wanted to make sure I didn’t hate her after our breakup. Some sort of weird guilt/anxiety thing. She knew she fucked up, and wanted me to not be angry at her, so she wouldn’t sit around having panic attacks all day. So she visits this dude at his party and she can squeeze out at “Its not your fault my life is ruined” out of him. Then she can alleviate herself of the guilt for treating him like shit.…
/r/MGTOW22/11/17 03:19 AM
3

I got some of my stuff back.
/r/MGTOW22/11/17 03:12 AM
28

I once was hooking up with a psycho who said she liked “tall guys”. “Jesus, I’m six inches taller than you. What’s your definition of tall?” 6’4” she says. “Fuck ... good luck with that”.
/r/MGTOW22/11/17 03:10 AM
1

She's just trying to give him his vaccine!
/r/MGTOW19/11/17 11:48 PM
1

I dunno. Not sure how the public will accept the ugliest faces I’ve seen this month.
/r/MGTOW08/11/17 02:45 PM
1

A beast of a woman I work with is probably about to get fired for a number of reasons, but primarily for yelling at me like a broken record over “White Privilege”. Did I report her? No. I can give her enough rope to gang herself with. Did the other black girl who sits next to me report her? Yes. Weird how all that works. I mostly just leave my headphones in. Stays peaceful that way.
/r/MGTOW07/11/17 01:50 PM
8

I had to try several times to get my ex to leave. She just wasn't getting it and I had to try everything I could short of violence to get her to get the picture. "You clearly don't want to date me anymore." "YES I DO :(" "No, you don't. Otherwise, you'd be happy to see me and wouldn't be cheating on me all the time." "It wasn't like that". "I'll tell you what! We'll live as roommates and you can pay 100% of my rent and when we do finally breakup, you agree the dog is mine. Agreed?" "Okay." It to…
/r/MGTOW26/10/17 02:57 AM
1

They see it as a warning against fascism.
/r/MGTOW26/10/17 01:12 AM
5

Got on OKCupid with the rule "Don't message any fat chicks, trash or chicks with blue hair". Fucking nothing. Oh well.
/r/MGTOW19/10/17 10:43 PM
4

My ex sister-in-law did this. She married some pussy who she nags to the point of abuse. I remember after she made him buy her a house, she looked at him shortly afterwards and said, "Oh my God, we need to start looking into having a 4-bedroom in BLAH BLAH neighborhood, because our current house is no good. We can't send our kids to kindergarten in Blah school district". I just looked at her and said, "Jesus, he hasn't even knocked you up yet. You've got at least 9 months + 4 years until kinderg…
/r/MGTOW19/10/17 10:30 PM
13

My favorite was "YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY DISHES!" "That's because they're all yours. See this cup? And that cup? And this bowl? And this cup? And this plate ... All yours." I've said before - some people get a lot of pleasure out of seeing their ex get fat. I got pleasure out of seeing her new place twice after she moved into it (she had my stuff), and seeing that it was FUCKING DESTROYED with moldy dishes, shit strewn about everywhere. The second time I was there, it smelled horrid. She could magi…
/r/MGTOW19/10/17 10:22 PM
1

I mean ... yeah, but if someone says "I don't like metal", I'm not gonna play that for them. Or Cannibal Corpse.
/r/MGTOW18/10/17 03:23 PM
1

The tour just started. They could be headed your way!
/r/MGTOW18/10/17 04:23 AM
3

Gotta get the refresher lesson. I'll take a concert being bummed out over filling her up with a kid and having to know her for the next 20 years. Some lessons are better than others.
/r/MGTOW18/10/17 02:50 AM
16

That's the point. It's some old feminist drivel. The weird implication that just occurred to me is that a bicycle is a tool fish are physically incapable of using, while many men are tools that women use all the time. So the analogy double fails.
/r/MGTOW18/10/17 02:37 AM
2

Here's the one I missed 80% of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbX5E5PFQFM
/r/MGTOW18/10/17 02:29 AM
2

Or less. And then she texted me the next morning, "I had fun!" Your scowl for 80% of the night says otherwise.
/r/MGTOW18/10/17 02:28 AM
11

It's because I simplified the fuck out of the end for brevity. Really, she was so out of place and acting so weird it was fucking embarrassing. Combine that with the fact that I did need to get up for work in 5 hours, I decided that I lost and to chalk this up to a lesson. I'll see them again. And I did fuckup as well by putting myself in a position where I was responsible for her. Sometimes I make the mistake of treating women like dudes and then realizing it doesn't work that way. Going alone …
/r/MGTOW18/10/17 02:25 AM
12

I remember at the end of my big relationship, she decided she didn't want to be an engineer anymore and that she wanted to work at a skate shop. It blew my fucking mind. I suggested, perhaps, she was looking to rekindle some of her youthful passion for skating (even though she couldn't do it) and she should go hang out at a skate park for a bit while she got it out of her system (I put it much nicer than this). She accused me of being unsupportive. Blew my fucking mind. Pretty sure she just want…
/r/MGTOW11/10/17 05:26 PM
7

I just say "Marriage is bad math". The only response I've ever had besides stammering is "That's not the fucking point, dude". Ok. Sure.
/r/MGTOW11/10/17 05:17 PM
4

Oh wow. I never knew that he had so many kids. I just learned about this from someone else a decade ago who was saying the song was abusive and I was like "Would you calm the fuck down ... (reads lyrics) HOLY SHIT! THIS IS HORRIBLE!" How many weddings has this song played at? How many babies were conceived to this song. It's fucking unbelievable.
/r/MGTOW11/10/17 05:06 PM
17

Chris Rock has that whole bit about how you have to thank mama every night for cooking dinner, yet "nobody thanks daddy for keeping the lights on. Fuck that".
/r/MGTOW11/10/17 05:04 PM
5

I find it so fascinating. The song is clearly about a woman abusing this man, but my experience is roughly 50% of the people who read the lyrics are simply INCAPABLE of seeing the abuse. "SHE MAKES HIM SLEEP IN THE RAIN BECAUSE SHE'S PISSED!" "Well ... sometimes as a guy, you have to do these things." "NO! No you don't! Oh My God! Go to therapy!"
/r/MGTOW11/10/17 05:01 PM
7

When a man loves a woman, Can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He'd change the world for the good thing he's found. If she is bad, he can't see it, She can do no wrong, Turn his back on his best friend if he put her down. When a man loves a woman, He'll spend his very last dime Tryin' to hold on to what he needs. He'd give up all his comforts And sleep out in the rain, If she said that's the way It ought to be. Well, this man loves you, woman. I gave you everything I have, Tryin' to hold on to y…
/r/MGTOW11/10/17 04:57 PM
1

A big problem Hawaii and other places were having is apparently small towns in Kansas and whatnot would find their town's homeless guy who had been there for a decade on the streets and hush-hush "Hey buddy, want a one-way ticket to Hawaii? Get you out of this cold weather coming up!" Too lazy to look it up, because I find it so believable haha.
/r/MGTOW11/10/17 04:52 PM
5

That's his living. Look him up on Youtube and just, uhh ... you decide.
/r/MGTOW11/10/17 04:48 PM
1

Looks familiar. I called my ex "A hoarder in training". Think about all the shit you can throw away if she leaves. Do it!
/r/MGTOW04/10/17 02:22 PM
5

Not wanting to be a white knight, but I think she's on anti-psychotics which cause massive weight gain. I mean ... I don't pay attention to tabloids, but didn't she go extra fucking nuts a few years ago?
/r/MGTOW03/10/17 04:18 AM
1

I'm so triggered by your privilege.
/r/MGTOW03/10/17 04:09 AM
44

Some guy once had some stories about how psycho his ex-wife was. She started bitching at the therapist about how he eats jelly beans wrong, for example. Found the guy's subreddit r slash AzzizzisAdventures
/r/MGTOW02/10/17 03:05 AM
2

Each year of freedom for me simply gets better and better. Enjoy them.
/r/MGTOW01/10/17 02:25 AM
22

I heard this story forever ago (2007?), but some econ professor was in the news because his wife of many years left him to be some multi-millionaire's 4th wife. Finally, he wrote two math formulas $500,000/2 = Half of my salary on an average year $10,000,000/5 = 1/5th of his salary on an average year "Which number is bigger?"
/r/MGTOW26/09/17 03:28 PM
5

I've never understood the chopped up, fucked up bangs women like to give themselves now. Is there a word for them so I can ridicule these women in fewer words than my first sentence? Jesus.
/r/MGTOW22/09/17 03:20 AM
41

I loved the absolute butthurt that happened. Shows how fucking detached they are that you can't say "boobs" without a fucking manufactured meltdown.
/r/MGTOW19/09/17 04:02 PM
3

This is what I do: I treat it like investing. If I can put in a nickel to get out $1, I'm gonna do it. Otherwise, I'm not putting any effort in more than that. No hitting every night club, no desperate chasing of women. I just lay back, relax and if I notice an opportunity, I take it. They don't come along too often, but that's fine.
/r/MGTOW19/09/17 04:00 PM
4

I used to tell my ex all the time (jokingly) that I wanted a dowry and that's why we weren't married. We weren't married, because I didn't wanna get married. "Look! Here's the deal. If my choice is to marry you, or to marry you and get a check for $20,000 - I'm going to choose the latter". She got sad/sort of angry, "Oh, so you won't marry me unless you're given money" "Jesus, you're not getting the fucking joke, are you?" Joke's on her. She cheated after I lost my job, so there's something ... …
/r/MGTOW19/09/17 03:55 PM
3

Do what I did: Don't get a couch. Cause multiple freak-outs because of that. Then live alone lol
/r/MGTOW30/08/17 12:43 AM
1

I'm not even angry. I just choose to abstain and am more interested in building my life than hitching myself to another person. My wants are fairly unique and I don't expect to find anyone that matches it. If a unicorn comes along, great. I view this the same way I view the possibility of winning the lottery.
/r/MGTOW18/08/17 12:19 AM
5

Having a step-parent is the highest factor in predicting child abuse. More than alcoholism/drug abuse or any other factor.
/r/MGTOW16/08/17 09:40 PM
1

"Why aren't we getting married" my ex would ask. It had been several years. "Because it's bad math for me". And she pouted, because she knew I was right.
/r/MGTOW16/08/17 09:33 PM
7

I don't even think Phil Zimbardo can get fired from his position. He's like a God in the Psychology world, if I understand right.
/r/MGTOW16/08/17 09:31 PM
2

I remember my gf at the time was giving me a lot of grief (doesn't really matter), so to prove a point, I asked her if she wanted to "try an open relationship". I just wanted to prove to her that she didn't give a shit. Within a couple of weeks, she fucked two other dudes, which is remarkable, as I took her virginity nearly a decade before. Quick way to triple your numbers! Point is, she didn't quite learn the lesson I thought she had learned and kept insisting on being with me after this. "See!…
/r/MGTOW16/08/17 09:29 PM
2

I just look at the ROI on dating and for the most part, don't invest.
/r/MGTOW13/08/17 05:09 PM
2

Fucking insane one is I was mocking some chick saying "weddings are only for women" and "every decision is truly [hers]" I guess she got annoyed and piped up, "HEY! I let him pick the cake toppers!" She was being dead serious too.
/r/MGTOW13/08/17 05:25 AM
8

I asked for one room and she still kept invading it. Fuck. "Stop nesting in my office!" "It's just some wall decorations." "That's how it starts ..."
/r/MGTOW12/08/17 05:41 PM
1

Honestly, if it cuts down the number of shitty kids I have to look at, it sounds like money well spent!
/r/MGTOW11/08/17 05:58 AM
6

Reverse the genders. It's horseshit. Don't let her gaslight you. Make an exit plan.
/r/MGTOW09/08/17 09:18 PM
1

I heard once it was a bunch of men being funny. No source though.
/r/MGTOW09/08/17 09:12 PM
5

Jesus. Just reading a bit of that one fucking wore me out. Damn near "triggered" me into remembering all the stupid nagging and conversations we had before. Not having a job for that long is fucked up, but so is sacrificing your entire paycheck. Dude's probably being neutered by her. No wonder he has no motivation.
/r/MGTOW09/08/17 05:04 PM
1

Yeah, but they're gonna fuck anyways and I'd rather get stuck paying for their BC than their neglected kids.
/r/MGTOW09/08/17 02:41 AM
1

I dated a female engineer for several years who would've agreed with this document (I think). She used to bristle with rage at "Female STEM" groups who would do shit like hand out awards to some chick who made pink Lincoln Logs. Fuck off. If women wanna do engineering, they're gonna do it. Not because of fucking pink Lincoln Logs.
/r/MGTOW08/08/17 08:15 PM
2

I think it's a language thing. Notice in Spanish it's El Agua, instead of La Agua. It's because LAHHH AHHHGua is fucking weird to say. Same thing with Geeee Elllll It's stupid, but humans will always go with the path of least resistance, even in mouth sounds.
/r/MGTOW08/08/17 07:06 PM
7

I'm against paying for anything medical for women except birth control. Birth control is cheaper than a baby (on my tax dollars).
/r/MGTOW08/08/17 07:04 PM
1

I value freedom more than anything else. Also, watched my dad go through hell with two women. Probably why I value freedom so much.
/r/MGTOW22/07/17 05:39 AM
1

What's funny is my ex could've written this up and still failed to put out.
/r/MGTOW20/07/17 04:53 PM
2

My ex would never eat anything more than twice in several days unless it was ice cream. She could eat ice cream whenever. And yeah, never ate leftovers. She'd insist on taking them home and they'd always get trashed, unless I ate them. Or always with pizza. I hate pepperoni (too greasy). So we'd get a half-pepperoni/half what I wanted. I'd eat my half, and she'd always eat two slices, then throw the other two a few days later. The dumbest part on the pizza thing is is prove this pattern to her a…
/r/MGTOW20/07/17 04:45 PM
1

Who cares?
/r/MGTOW19/07/17 03:00 AM
3

My step-mom told at the start of their divorce that my dad tried to kill her, because she was too embarrassed to admit she fucked up taking her pills.
/r/MGTOW15/07/17 05:28 AM
5

I literally saw a shotgun wedding because a person I knew from an extremely religious family was a smartass to someone and went "Yeah! I'm fucking my girlfriend! What are you gonna do about it?" Lol. Wedding 6 weeks later. "It was love at first sight".
/r/MGTOW13/07/17 02:36 AM
1

Truck - check Money - check Fucking fat chicks - check Never saw his dick. Man, you might be on to something with that guy.
/r/MGTOW12/07/17 08:13 PM
3

The best analogy I've seen on this.
/r/MGTOW12/07/17 05:45 PM
1

I was thinking about that when I saw the article yesterday. I just remember hearing vague mention of it once.
/r/MGTOW12/07/17 05:44 PM
4

I was leaving it out, but I see it as a "caveman brain" thing. If she can barely walk without losing her breath, can she raise a child? Probably not.
/r/MGTOW12/07/17 05:00 PM
4

I guess my point related to yours is this: What are we gonna do? Teach 5 minutes about what the men did and 5 minutes about what the women did in 17th-century fishing villages in the New World (which means there was probably a high % of men vs women - like an extreme version of Alaska today). That's pointless. But there's no point shoe-horning a lesson in when we have no clue what happened.
/r/MGTOW12/07/17 04:56 PM
5

In a history class of sorts in college, we had a professor have us read a paper about the settlers of (I think) Newfoundland in the 17th century. It was an old-timey fisherman's culture, basically. Then we read an academic article that was a pissed-off response by some feminist professor about how that first article was sexist because it didn't mention the women at all. My response was basically "Fuck this lady". The primary source of the first one is reading men's journals. If the women had wri…
/r/MGTOW12/07/17 04:52 PM
17

"Healthy" is the word you're looking for. I genuinely think men (and even women to an extent) have an instinct that they don't want to fuck anyone who isn't healthy.
/r/MGTOW12/07/17 04:46 PM
3

Well, I did. Then I dropped her off 1/2 mile from her friend on my way to work and haven't talked to her since.
/r/MGTOW12/07/17 04:25 PM
5

What's funny, is if I understand right, storms were ALWAYS female, until women got butthurt and they started giving them male names too.
/r/MGTOW12/07/17 04:15 AM
7

One of my favorite bits of his was when he basically said "Women are pissed off at men, because they have weak, shitty bodies". It hit me like a truck. His wording could be argued with or whatever, but it was the most obvious light bulb to me of "women will never equal men in the work force" as a whole. The other consecutive light bulb that went off for me was the true revelation that my ex-gf couldn't pick up our dog. She was too weak. He weighs 50 pounds and she couldn't pick him up. And I've …
/r/MGTOW12/07/17 04:11 AM
8

Also called a "Tricaratops".
/r/MGTOW12/07/17 04:05 AM
11

Dude, I was out with a chick a few weeks ago who - no matter what you did or had or mentioned - she had experienced it in her life. She had seen every show, watched every movie, played every sport, etc. I think she just knew she wasn't awesome and bullshitted herself to make it better.
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 09:47 PM
5

I get what you're saying now. Full context. Yeah, try telling the guy once, but don't force the issue. You can't save him. Just firmly let him know and if he has boundaries/self-respect, he won't allow it. Otherwise, nothing you can do.
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 09:26 PM
4

I suggested to that group of rednecks once that some of them needed therapy and they acted like I tried to send them to a crystal healer. Whatever. That dude once let a girlfriend bully him into buying a giant truck he didn't need because "real men drive trucks". So he had a $600/month payment on a truck in college he had nearly zero use for, all because a fat chick badgered him into it. Some people need more help than I can provide.
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 09:24 PM
1

I went on there once and it was a bunch of dudes from this sub fucking crying at them for having a club. Who gives a shit if they have a club? We shall both agree to not date each other and make all of our lives that much easier.
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 09:18 PM
7

It probably won't do anything. I always think of BP in the form of my former brother-in-law. You could've showed the guy pictures of her cheating on him and he'd probably just get drunk, cry and break his hands punching the wall. 4 hands. Two individually and both on one really drunk night. "YOU NEED THERAPY!"
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 05:11 PM
17

"She already told me that she will stop working once they are married." I love this. I always tell women that men truly have it worse in two categories. 1) Divorce Courts. 2) The ability to quit. They'll agree with the first and the second one will cause them to explode. Half of them understand what I mean by the time I'm done explaining. The others will still be pissed. Back when I had the gf I'd explain "If my girlfriend decided she didn't want to work anymore and just wanted to stay at home, …
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 05:09 PM
2

My ex tried cucking me and if I was an idiot, or if she was better at hiding it, I'd want someone to tell me. But she was an idiot and it wasn't hard to figure out.
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 04:52 PM
1

Yeah, she'd be a bad person to extort. Trust me.
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 04:47 PM
4

If you approach it with this attitude, it works great. It's not a place to find a wife. No place is, but you know what I mean ...
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 02:01 PM
1

"I don't know if I want this can of worms", I told some coworkers last night as we laughed heartily at the "ho logic".
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 01:48 PM
2

Well, here's the deal I'm gonna leave out because: 1) Truly innocent until proven guilty (we have a hell of a case though). 2) I'm not CNN. I'm not here to doxx her. With her profession, the divorce is in her hands. That's all I'm gonna say. Finally, the extra fun part at the end, with her Facebook settings, I can tell she got married and went on her honeymoon a few months ago, but can't figure out the dude's name, so it's looking like "even if I wanted to warn him, I can't!"
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 01:42 PM
2

Looking for that linebacker frame? Haha. There's one where you can kinda see her stomach. I think she's just one of those large-framed, but not fat women. Either way, she's not really my type if that's the case.
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 01:37 PM
2

This is what I also called the most important question as well! Privacy settings mean her only photos are from the tits up. Clever woman. I'm guessing she is. Photos that are only tits up are a bad sign.
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 01:19 PM
3

I haven't seen Waterworld since it came out, but I remember it being alright (I wasn't that old). But I'll say it here and now: The Postman is one of the shittiest and most retarded movies I've ever watched. I don't think anyone told Kevin Costner "No" so much as once that entire production.
/r/MGTOW08/07/17 03:39 PM
11

Ask anyone who's ever cleaned bathrooms which is dirtier. Women will get fucking pissed at this accusation, because they just assume men's bathrooms are covered in shit and piss. Just try it sometime, "I hear women's public bathrooms are way dirtier than men's bathrooms". They flip out.
/r/MGTOW08/07/17 03:27 PM
3

I was once leaving a club and realized my shoe was untied, so I squatted down and started tying it by a car. Some drunk bitch comes out of nowhere, "ARE YOU PISSING ON MY CAR!?!" "Huh? No. I was tying my shoe ..." "No you weren't!" then she cries out, "THIS GUY IS PISSING ON MY CAR!" "Guys don't squat to piss, you fucking moron!" She got super confused and kept drunk babbling "You pissed on my car". As I walked away, I just yelled, "Smell your tires and prove it, dumbass".
/r/MGTOW03/07/17 08:42 PM
1

That sounds very familiar.
/r/MGTOW26/06/17 06:02 AM
5

This kinda makes me a little bitch, but when I played Fallout New Vegas, I had a choice between the Spartans/Romans or the New California Republic. Both choices were fucking awful, but they you only had two choices to keep going right? "Nah. Fuck that. I choose neither" and I stopped playing the game.
/r/MGTOW26/06/17 05:54 AM
6

Borderline AND histrionic Bad combination.
/r/MGTOW23/06/17 10:21 PM
5

Mine's dead. Killed herself when I was a kid. I always suspected my life would be worse if she was alive, but then (long story) I got stuck around a lady for a couple of hours in a work thing that was VERY much like her (watered-down, but still) and by the end of the two hours, I was starting to have fantasies of seeing her get hit by a bus. That day, I officially concluded my life is 100 times better with my mom dead.
/r/MGTOW23/06/17 08:36 PM
12

He accidentally the whole bitch.
/r/MGTOW23/06/17 08:30 PM
1

Mine had clothes and shoes that were somewhat excessive, but her sister was a fucking pig and spent hundreds per month on clothes, while working a blah job. Damn-near every penny. Her sister had piles of clothes and shoes stacked 4 feet high in her parents' bedroom and I'd guess 15% of my ex's closet was filled with clothes she simply stole from her sister because "she'll never notice". She noticed once.
/r/MGTOW23/06/17 08:27 PM
1

I probably have this wrong, but I know I'm half right. I have this weird theory that goes something like this: I think it was Piaget who said that it's NECESSARY for development for teenagers to rebel against their parents in order to forge their own identity. It turns out she NEVER did. My first moment of realizing this was when during some joking about women's suffrage, I just blurted out, "I don't tell my woman how to vote! Her father does!" I was like "Oh shit. That's true." He paid her tuit…
/r/MGTOW23/06/17 08:20 PM
1

Sure do. I just hate loading stuff to imgur. I'm that lazy. I can look into it. Gotta be at work in a few!
/r/MGTOW23/06/17 08:15 PM
1

She started making her own soaps roughly a month before we broke up. I just let her do it.
/r/MGTOW23/06/17 08:14 PM
1

I dunno, dude. I've seen her since we broke up, I can't imagine the cup of eternal life provides that many calories.
/r/MGTOW23/06/17 08:13 PM
3

I always kinda saw it as being related to her "nesting" instincts. She'd love nothing more than to have a bigger and bigger house just to fill it with more shit.
/r/MGTOW23/06/17 05:06 AM
11

Because people keep crying there are "barriers to women". So, they've officially removed all external barriers. Now they're just gonna have to complain about microagressions or something.
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 11:47 PM
3

I really wanted to read a copy of the judge's decision, but couldn't find it at the time. Read the police report.
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 11:10 PM
4

My mom was a psycho, so nothing surprised me growing up, except for the idea that chivalry is truly fucking dead. They're not all as crazy as her, but none of them are worth it.
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 11:05 PM
4

I knew a coked-out club whore who had a kid and dumped it on her father, the minister. She still whores to this day, yet claims mommy points whenever she wants them.
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 10:59 PM
21

Had the candles too. Not nearly that bad, but I finally shamed her into fucking burning candles. I took pictures between our breakup and her moving out of what a hoarding pig she was. People didn't believe me until I sent them "after photos". And I've had few satisfactions in life like showing up to her place (to get a couple of things) and seeing she was still in a pig-sty. GUESS IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 10:50 PM
13

Two things on the Stanford "rapist": 1) People lately seem all butthurt about the concept of "law". Like ... your feels have nothing to do with it. It's law. "No human is illegal". Uhh ... yeah they are. If you don't want them to be illegal, then change the law. Until then, they're illegal. 2) I'm gonna slightly fuck up the details, but I'll have the most important one right: he never stuck his dick in her. Drunk loser probably was all whiskey-dicked anyhow. This dude's going around a party desp…
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 10:45 PM
23

I'm kinda quoting Bill Burr here, but there's this totally weird thing about how it's this movement of "SEE THIS! YEAH! IGNORE ME!" Then they see us go "Oh wow! Your boob's out!" when we notice and act like we're publicly shaming them for noticing that they're reading a book. "LOOK AT ME READ A BOOK! YES! I CAN READ! NOW IGNORE ME!" Fuck off.
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 10:39 PM
5

Here's another reason: Saves tax dollars. Not just the $100/test, but the welfare that chick's gonna go on because "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" But I really, genuinely think the main reason is the same reason pre-nups aren't required. Some people find them offensive. So, you can choose.
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 10:22 PM
1

Well, here's the one question I have to ask since I know a lot of teachers. How likely were you and your friend going to do something mischievous that would make her shitty, underpaid job shittier on a shitty bus ride? And it's an authority thing that you often can't explain yourself as a teacher, because then they'll just fucking "REEEEE" your ears out until you blow your brains out before retirement. But if you two were solid, non-mischievous kids, then ... well, fuck her.
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 10:16 PM
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Not just the bathroom. My ex got addicted to buying "cups" and the definition of "cups" is "Anything that holds liquid that you put to your face". I define it, because wine glasses and shit. People get pedantic. And hell, she bought fucktons of EMPTY vases too - they also took up space. At one point, in a one-bedroom apartment for just the two of us, she was crying because I got mad that we had more than 120 cups and in her car she had 15 more that she wanted to bring inside. "YOU HAVE NOWHERE T…
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 10:07 PM
12

Oh yeah, have to definitely agree that the 70 or 80 women ... uhh ... some % are full of shit. I don't know what percentage, but my point is when everyone's quietly calling you out for decades and even Hustler magazine calls you out, maybe, just maybe ... eh. Problem is, there's too much room for doubt for me to want to defend the dude. Hell, I was defending the "stanford rapist" last year who got 6 months everyone was freaking out about. I had to do it in a REALLY subtle way, because people wer…
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 10:00 PM
3

This dude talking about journals reminded me of when I opened my ex's cell phone. I knew it was pathetic and wrong to do so, but I had two choices: 1) Go through a dramatic, pathetic bunch of bullshit over several months, because she was unable to admit the truth not just to me - but to herself. "You're cheating on me!" "No I'm not! We're just friends!" <--- I really, genuinely think she believed this line. Lying to herself was primary and lying to me was secondary. 2) Get the evidence, and pull…
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 09:50 PM
29

Man, here's the thing. A lot of rape accusations and whatnot are bullshit, but rumors have been going around about this dude diddling sleeping chicks since the 80s. Hell, Hustler magazine did a parody article about him in 2005 showing him smiling with "Gell-o" after raping a sleeping chick. Somehow though, none of this shit stuck to him until recently. This is a man on damage control. That's all it is. We need to put the effort into defending better men.
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 09:39 PM
27

I ran out of steam on that article really fast. Probably because of the phrase "toxic masculinity". It's one of those phrases that immediately makes me think you're a cunt if you say it.
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 09:33 PM
7

Despite our theme, they're not all that insane.
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 09:24 PM
7

I just see women as a bad investment. It's not their fault. Getting with a woman right now would be like investing in a D-rate business. Odds are, you're gonna have a little fun, but also piss away a lot of time and money. It's an opportunity cost thing and I'm good for now.
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 08:36 PM
7

Then again, I should say that while I lost the perks of her rich family, my stock "crashed" as far as income/value went, but I'm climbing that mountain again and will probably financially be in a better place then than I was when I was in that cage!
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 08:32 PM
14

The only thing different for me, honestly, is the "way more money". She and her family had a shit-ton of money, but I was kinda trapped in a Golden Cage. If I had a choice between that house again or living in a van down by the river, I'd honor Chris Farley. Thankfully, I'm in my own place! But like I always say, it's not your ears that hear the silence but it's YOU who FEELS the silence. The peace. That beauiful peace. I'm not gonna do my dishes yet, since I just got home from work, and there's…
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 08:30 PM
1

Beards really are a MGTOW topic for me. But I live in a city where having a shaved face is the rare exception. Everyone here has facial hair. The saddest was watching my dad get hounded for years by my step-mom "You should shave your face. I wanna see what your face looks like". This is code for "I hate your beard and want you to get rid of it." It was obvious that once he shaved, she was gonna raise hell if he tried to grow it back (spoiler alert: they divorce and his beard instantly grows back…
/r/MGTOW22/06/17 08:18 PM
2

Yeah, you're right. It is unfair. I've definitely lost my favorite Satellite Radio station to the Chainsmokers. I'm waiting for them to go away.
/r/MGTOW21/06/17 10:11 AM
3

Meninism? Happiness?
/r/MGTOW21/06/17 06:56 AM
2

I do have to agree with Dave Chappelle though. Allow me to poorly quote him: Men want 4 things out of women. Do these 4 things and you'll have a man forever: 1) Suck dick. 2) Don't complain 3) Make him a sandwich 4) Get a job. Or Bill Burr's got a bit about "make your man a sandwich". He says "If you want to blow your man away, just once every three months, just make him a sandwich, set it in front of him and FUCKING LEAVE. You'll blow his mind".
/r/MGTOW21/06/17 06:26 AM
3

Electric Daisy Carnival I still love electronic music, but I'm clearly getting old, because everything post-Chainsmokers has been fucking garbage. It's just uninspired and without any feeling or energy.
/r/MGTOW21/06/17 06:22 AM
2

I somehow learned a long time ago to never give flowers. I've (nearly) never given a woman flowers. I've given a woman flowers twice, and both times in their own way, it turned out to be a fucking disaster. They're overpriced and die. Move on.
/r/MGTOW21/06/17 06:20 AM
3

The source of her headache is plain and obvious "It's you! You stress yourself out and give yourself a headache". But that requires introspection that she's not ready for. "No, I think it's a food allergy. I found a list of 85 foods that can cause headaches. I'm going to have to make a spreadsheet and cut them one by one to see which ones trigger my headaches. Oh God! I'm getting a headache thinking about it." "See! Right there! You freak out and give yourself a headache just like this" Results …
/r/MGTOW21/06/17 06:12 AM
3

I had one time that didn't work - then we dated for 8 years. Whoops.
/r/MGTOW21/06/17 06:05 AM
45

You didn't save 2 hours. You save 2 hours + 2 hours + 15 minutes of lunch before you realize she sucks and bail.
/r/MGTOW21/06/17 06:02 AM
5

I have a liberal arts degree (of sorts), but I'm so glad that of my main two professors, one was military/intelligence and the other was a redneck from the mountains. The former, especially, put up with no bullshit.
/r/MGTOW21/06/17 05:57 AM
3

I heard once that this was a 4Chan copypasta, but that doesn't detract from its greatness.
/r/MGTOW21/06/17 05:47 AM
10

My mom was pretty much insane and she wanted ever so desperately to raise me to be an emasculated Hugh Grant type. She fought HARD on this, but I discovered hockey and eating lots of meat, so it didn't pan out for her very well.
/r/MGTOW21/06/17 05:46 AM
15

But I live in a college town full of blue haired fatasses. I actually LOL'd. As in the "L" was "OL".
/r/MGTOW21/06/17 04:18 AM
16

I've heard the complaint before that Girl Scouts is bullshit compared to Boy Scouts. Boys are off camping and fishing and the girls are making necklaces. "Fuck crafts", they say, "I wanna go camping!" Buuuut ... that's anecdotal. I know I'd bitch if I was asked to make crafts, but then again, I'm a dude. Sounds like this is a fight for girls in Girl Scouts and to leave boys out of it.
/r/MGTOW20/06/17 08:38 PM
1

I have a throwaway there too from a couple years ago. To my credit (jerk myself off here ...) I did everything I could think of to repair the relationship before giving up (while keeping some dignity). Probably why I'm here.
/r/MGTOW20/06/17 08:27 PM
1

Actually, not so bad. Her mom and sister though. I joked with her all the time "I feel like your sister has gained 1 pound per month since the day I met her". She just kept gently ballooning until she became a whale.
/r/MGTOW20/06/17 08:26 PM
5

Netflix was definitely a factor in my big breakup. Goes like this (every weekday for a year): 5:30 - she comes home pissed-off with a headache and hungry. She failed to understand that her headaches were self-induced, but whatever. 6:00 - Cow eats. 7:00 - Insists I can't touch her or bother her, because she needs to "let her food digest". So she lays down and watches 2-3 hours of Netflix. 9:30 (and later) - If I even ATTEMPTED to touch her in any way after this time, I would hear "STOP! I HAVE T…
/r/MGTOW20/06/17 05:56 AM
28

I always felt like early religion was also in place to keep women in check. I dunno. Both are probably true.
/r/MGTOW19/06/17 05:32 AM
1

Sounds like she just wants you out of the house and is mad she doesn't feel justified she can throw you out, knowing you leave in a few months.
/r/MGTOW18/06/17 05:05 PM
9

That's an awesome thing to do as CEO. Admit weakness. That'll do it!
/r/MGTOW18/06/17 05:01 PM
2

Sure! Why not. Britney used to be my step-mom?
/r/MGTOW18/06/17 04:46 PM
4

Ever since my breakup a couple of years ago, I've been 90% MGTOW. Then I happened to run into this sub here and have loved it. I think I might love my freedom more than I love pussy, which is what brought me here.
/r/MGTOW18/06/17 06:58 AM
15

Twice in my life I've had girls try to tell me they were raped only to admit a few minutes later that they just wanted me to kick some dude's ass for them. It's fucked up.
/r/MGTOW18/06/17 06:43 AM
3

Well, that's weird. My dad married the first time, because ... uhh ... I dunno. The second time was DEFINITELY for money. I know what sub I'm on, but his third woman is great. I wish them the best.
/r/MGTOW18/06/17 06:37 AM
2

Here's one: When I was 20, I was dating (roughly one month) a girl who was 18 and in high school. Life turned to shit and I called her (prepaid phone) and said "Listen. Life turned to shit. I gotta fix some things. I've gotta turn off this prepaid phone and take care of myself. Okay. I'll call you when it's back on, but it'll be a couple of months". Years later, that girl's like "I don't get why you wouldn't let me help you." "Because I was a man and I wasn't gonna let my high school girlfriend …
/r/MGTOW17/06/17 05:55 PM
18

I told my therapist (female) once about how some folks thought I was crazy that when I was younger, if I was in a particularly stressful point of life, I would just cut all women out. I wouldn't date anyone, or even try to ask a woman out. "If I can't 100% take care of myself, then I'm not going to attempt to date anyone". I just remember my therapist looking a little confused "That's perfectly reasonable. Who got mad at you for that?" "Lots of folks" and I listed a ton off. "Yeah, they don't kn…
/r/MGTOW17/06/17 05:32 PM
1

My back and forth on this was a little weird. I knew my ex (and her family) treating my dog like a baby was weird and bothered me, but I only sort of fought it until I told them the tale of how he almost got shot by the cops. VERY long story short: If I wasn't holding him back, he would've bit the cop and either been shot or been made to be put to sleep. He didn't like that the cop was yelling at me (seriously long story). "They wouldn't shoot him. He's a baby". "Uhh ... no. If the dog bites a c…
/r/MGTOW17/06/17 05:20 PM
8

My favorite is how the song "When a Man Loves a Woman" is pure fucking evil. Here's the lyrics. http://www.metrolyrics.com/when-a-man-loves-a-woman-lyrics-percy-sledge.html I'm quite certain Michael Bolton and Percy Sledge were aware and not super beta. But the depressing part is the number of people you meet who think the song is romantic. Fuck that.
/r/MGTOW17/06/17 05:10 PM
1

Yeah, I was listening to Joe Rogan's podcast with Sebastian Junger last night and he was talking about how we evolved to live in interdependent groups of 30-50 people. We obviously don't do that anymore. My main issue is what I almost consider the abuse of how dogs are treated like children - LITERALLY. "I want a child, not a dog!" he subconscious screams as she tries for the 30th time to get the dog to use a pillow. But dog necks don't like pillows. Pillows are for humans.
/r/MGTOW17/06/17 05:01 PM
6

I just remember telling her, "Do you not realize how fucked up it is to hang out with this dude you used to fuck?" "But I don't make friends easily and we're good friends!" At that point, I didn't care anymore.
/r/MGTOW17/06/17 04:48 PM
1

Look up GSElevator on Twitter. They're not as much fun as they used to be, because he published a book, but if you scroll back a few years, they're fun again.
/r/MGTOW17/06/17 04:46 PM
3

I love using this scene to make fun of girls. It's amazing. Maybe you'll accidentally teach a couple of them to be honest about their desires.
/r/MGTOW17/06/17 07:01 AM
2

My mom was BPD. They're pure destruction and misery. Stay away at all costs.
/r/MGTOW17/06/17 06:51 AM
29

"We're just friends! Oh my God!" "FRIENDS DON'T GIGGLE SNAPCHAT EACH OTHER UNTIL 1AM EVERY NIGHT! I'M NOT RETARDED!" My other "I'm not retarded" was "You drove 90 minutes to see him and you're trying to convince me you didn't suck his dick? I'm not fucking retarded!" On that last one, I was wrong. She didn't suck his dick. She did fuck him though. Guess she won't suck anyone's dick.
/r/MGTOW17/06/17 06:38 AM
1

Dude, "Pretty much an atheist" is a much simpler conversation than claiming I'm an apatheist. You're the first person in 10 years to get annoyed by this.
/r/MGTOW17/06/17 06:25 AM
2

I used to live in an area full of hardcore Christians, and got into the habit of saying that to let Christians know I wasn't gonna start yelling at them like some college Freshmen who thinks he's got things figured out. Especially since I appreciate other's points of view, as long as they're not assholes. Also, there's no God, but more importantly, I don't give a shit if there's a God. It makes no impact on my life. So, I'm "pretty much an Atheist".
/r/MGTOW16/06/17 02:57 PM
7

I honestly wouldn't put it past that evil chick I knew to prod a boyfriend into suicide. But yeah, I think that's my question. If it's 70% of divorces (or whatever the number is) that are initiated by women - how many of those marriages were fine until a fat cow or a trashy whore came along and prodded the woman into misery.
/r/MGTOW16/06/17 10:10 AM
6

The odd thing to me about this, is I always thought the consensus on wife-beaters was that they hit their wives because their life sucks. And I'm not talking about the guy who punches a cheating whore. I just mean the guy who hates his life and wants to take it out on someone.
/r/MGTOW16/06/17 10:08 AM
8

I told my ex several times, "Look, I know I can't tell you what to do, but with the power given to me by the struggles of a shitty childhood, I know what evil people look like before others do. Your friend is one of the most evil, horrible, disgusting people I've ever seen in my life. This isn't a petty 'boyfriend hates your friends' thing. I'm telling you that she will ruin everything you do and love. And she will never unconsciously stop trying to destroy you and everyone she interacts with." …
/r/MGTOW16/06/17 09:56 AM
1

It's like a job. In order to do a good job, you have to pretend that you're going to be with it forever, but always have a backup plan in case they fire you or the company shuts down. Yeah, I can say though I watched my Dad suffer in the divorce with my cunt of a mom. The shittiest woman can break even the greatest of men, if she's determined enough. I've hinted at it before, but I kinda saw the writing on the wall a year or two before we broke up, so I was able to plan really well so I wouldn't…
/r/MGTOW16/06/17 08:51 AM
4

Or she spends Christmas at my parent's house snapchatting what turns out to be her side dude. "We're just friends!" "I'M NOT FUCKING RETARDED!"
/r/MGTOW16/06/17 08:17 AM
1

True, I just mean that he probably doesn't need to plan this shit like Jason Bourne if everything seems alright. When the writing's on the wall, Jason Bourne the fuck out of it. Haha. And this just came to mind. "Honey? Why do you always carry your passport?" "In case I have to flee the country, silly!"
/r/MGTOW16/06/17 08:09 AM
1

Your last sentence is kinda where I am. I'm not 100% MGTOW, but I also decided awhile ago that dying alone is 100 times better than spending my life with the wrong woman. And so I have no patience for bullshit.
/r/MGTOW16/06/17 07:08 AM
8

Honestly dude, it's the only thing I truly enjoy doing. There's a lot of Earth and so much of it is great to see. I once took a class with a based as fuck professor who had seen all 7 continents and was easily the most traveled man I've ever met. Whether you realize it or not, every "travel" you take has a GOAL. Most people don't realize this, so one of the best things you can do before you travel is to define the goal before you go. Why? TO FOCUS! And because there's a lot of Earth and not a lo…
/r/MGTOW16/06/17 07:04 AM
3

One of the things I often reference is how I no longer have to have a 15 minute conversation about dinner every night. I just eat. No bitching from her. I just eat and move on with life. And it just occurred to me now for the first time that meals also take 1/3rd the time. God, being single just gets better and better.
/r/MGTOW16/06/17 06:40 AM
17

"In life, as in sports, the boos always come from the cheap seats".
/r/MGTOW16/06/17 06:37 AM
2

I'm only 90-99% MGTOW, so I'll give it to you differently. Here's the number one thing no one has said: Arm yourself against the possibility of a breakup (or worse). You have to kinda plot how you do this though. Say you start a separate/secret savings account. In some states, if you got divorced, she'd still be liable for 1/2 that money, so that's pointless. I knew a guy who started a savings account with his father when he was 16, and when he got divorced 30 years later, the wife couldn't get …
/r/MGTOW16/06/17 06:33 AM
4

My ex sister-in-law was the fucking worst about this. She wanted so badly to "fuck her way to the middle". She was watching one of these shows (17 at the time), turns to her dad and moans, "DAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY! We HAVE to retile my bathroom. It's SO outdated!" He just kinda grunted. He never put her in her place as a toddler, and never did in the meantime, so she grew up to be a cunt. I didn't fit the dynamic and fucked with her, "Yeah! I bet that would only be $1200 to retile your s…
/r/MGTOW15/06/17 06:27 AM
7

I have to give my ex credit on this one. She got some letter in the mail once and threw it in the trash, "I don't want to go to your fucking lunches. God damn". "Huh?" I was baited to ask. "It's the Society for Women Engineers. They suck." "But ... aren't you a girl engineer? You don't wanna go?" You gotta stay neutral. One of her more impressive moments, she responded, "All the Society of Women Engineers do is bitch about how the men don't include them, so they have a lunch once a month - where…
/r/MGTOW14/06/17 09:04 PM
12

Both. I learned from my father's lessons to never marry or have children, especially with my ex. I also knew to cover my ass as much as possible, which I did. But I did date her for nearly a decade, so I screwed that up. I could see the writing on the wall roughly a year before it happened, so I wasn't as burned as others.
/r/MGTOW13/06/17 07:12 AM
1

The problem I have is this: I don't care if you agree with the statement or not. That's not the point. But here it is from someone I know who has strong opinions: "You know! Trump's been showing signs of senility!" "Yeah, well ... if he was, I can't do anything about it, so I don't care." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARE!?!?! THIS IS IMPORTANT!" "Uhh ... well, for one, he could be sleepy. Apparently he golfs a lot, but I still imagine he has a tough job. But seriously, if he's 'showing signs of …
/r/MGTOW12/06/17 07:06 PM
1

I see the occasional situation where I might leave the country for a month or so and would need to leave my dog with someone. There's the thought of leaving him with my ex, since she knows the dog, but there's two reasons I don't. 1) The dog has no respect for her, because she babies it like a child. Last time she saw the dog, she kept clapping like he was a toddler and squealing "come to mommy!", but he kept sniffing all the other dog turds and had no interest. It would be a disaster if he stay…
/r/MGTOW12/06/17 06:02 AM
1

I'd definitely walk on thin ice as well for my dog, but it gets really weird when you start calling it "a baby". Like ... no. I bought him for $80. Not a baby.
/r/MGTOW12/06/17 05:50 AM
2

My ex's sister used to scream at her dog and treat it like shit, but "couldn't wait to have kids". If she ever unintentionally gets knocked up, that kid is fucked. Good thing she's probably too fat to conceive.
/r/MGTOW12/06/17 05:48 AM
3

Well, I was slightly implying "your own children". Maybe it's because I raised a kid for several years, but if it's your own kid, the answer is obviously "shoot the dog". Some other kid? Eh ...
/r/MGTOW12/06/17 05:44 AM
3

Just so you know, local library's most likely don't have these, but Academic libraries will often have "Study Zones" or whatever, where you're allowed to talk and be loud. I used to work at a library and we'd have people not understand this going over to groups and start shushing them. I'd just go point at the sign. Just to reiterate I understand: local library means you shut the fuck up.
/r/MGTOW11/06/17 06:49 PM
2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo
/r/MGTOW11/06/17 06:42 PM
22

Ever notice these women will dress their dogs in clothes or put them in hats, despite the dog hating clothes. They impose what they want on the dog for their selfish desires, rather than making sure the dog is happy. "I'm so happy seeing Mr Wiggles in a hat and shirt". And they keep yelling at him to hold still for the photo, while the dog keeps shaking the hat off of his head, because he hates the hat.
/r/MGTOW11/06/17 06:41 PM
3

Then again, I suppose I can't get too preachy. Because if I was stuck in a Sophie's choice moment of shooting my ex or the dog, I'd be conflicted. One would give me more happiness than the other.
/r/MGTOW11/06/17 06:36 PM
5

It's just kinda like when a little kid or 99% of women look at you and go "I'm stronger than YOU!" You can't get pissed, or you look retarded. You just go "Oh! Okay". But when they say it too much and start to truly believe it is when the game is over. So, yeah ... Thor's gonna pretend that Wonder Woman could beat him up. Why not?
/r/MGTOW11/06/17 05:19 PM
40

You ever see a movie where a bunch of children are beating up grown adults (stunt doubles)? Like Short Round kicking ass in Temple of Doom. That's kinda how I feel about women creating fiction where they beat up a bunch of men. It's like "Alright, have your playtime fantasy". The trouble comes when they start to believe it themselves!
/r/MGTOW11/06/17 07:34 AM
3

What the fuck is she talking about? There's plenty of female suicide bombers in the Middle East. Hell, there was that one time they tricked some mentally retarded women into blowing themselves up, but realized that was bad because you have to martyr yourself "of your own free will".
/r/MGTOW06/06/17 05:45 AM
1

Is there a story here? Who is this sad group? They look like a straight-to-VHS budget version of the Suicide Squad.
/r/MGTOW06/06/17 05:36 AM
2

Jesus. I thought you meant that your mom doesn't want you to marry until you have your shit together enough to be able to "emotionally support your woman". Which is reasonable advise, if you feel like putting up with the effort. Fuck that. Create boundaries. Make her respect them or cut her off.
/r/MGTOW05/06/17 01:01 AM
1

I have a super nice bed. I might offer it to my dad since he needs more beds and I owe him some money. Unless you live somewhere super cold or with nasty bugs, the floor is great.
/r/MGTOW01/06/17 10:39 PM
2

Oh. Then I refused to let her put a tv in the bedroom. And then in perfect fashion, she started getting in shape before we broke up, but now that she has her new dude, she's fatter than ever.
/r/MGTOW01/06/17 10:37 PM
1

I actually ended up with one for a bit after we broke up. Neighbor was moving out and she was also mortified I didn't have a couch. I just got rid of it. Didn't use it.
/r/MGTOW01/06/17 09:55 PM
1

Any other semi-necessary objects you can remove and cause a colossal meltdown?
/r/MGTOW01/06/17 09:25 PM
1

So, I could partly tell mine that I had dated for 8 years was getting ready to look for "an upgrade", because she started getting in really good shape. She snagged some loser dude and a year after our breakup, she's fatter than she ever was. Mostly miserable. The funniest part to me is not that she got fat. It's that I've seen her apartment twice (had to get stuff back) and it's a God damn pit. After years of her blaming me for the place "being a mess", it's a sweeter victory than anything.
/r/MGTOW14/05/17 08:12 AM
2

My ex wanted me to be a cuck, literally. It's so weird to see dudes tolerant of it. Throw that shit out.
/r/MGTOW31/03/17 05:15 PM
1

Read your tale. Admittedly I'm tired, but that looks a bit familiar to me. She either has no respect for you, no respect for herself or both. Either way, not worth the effort. Awesome bullet dodged. Imagine if you pissed away another 10 years or something with her. Welcome to freedom. It gets better.
/r/MGTOW07/03/17 04:18 AM
1

I learned early in life that I have no one but myself, so that's easy to adjust to. But it was weird suddenly having extra hours to my day that I never fully realized before were gone.
/r/MGTOW07/03/17 04:05 AM
1

She wasn't actually that bad of a girlfriend in a lot of regards. Her sister on the other hand is like the MGTOW poster-child of evil. Fat, spoiled, entitled and I suspect somewhat verbally/mentally/emotionally abusive to her husband. Edit: Hell, now that I think about it, she'd sometimes hit him in anger, but it was never hard enough to physically hurt, but no one should put up with that. When she was 19, this girl was GENUINELY upset that she wasn't a "Homeowner". Like ... she wanted to climb …
/r/MGTOW07/03/17 03:58 AM
1

Right and my tolerance for this is minimal. Don't forget "I don't seek drama. Drama finds me"
/r/MGTOW07/03/17 03:54 AM
2

Oh God. I would've loved to have done that. What actually happened for me was this: Day 1 of breakup: She leaves to go back to the city she was from with her family and friends and "will come back for her stuff". She, of course, concocted an INCREDIBLY complicated plan for moving, because she was too terrified to drive a U-haul. So, because of this, we break-up and then I spend 3 weeks living in a pigsty of her shit that I refused to pack for her (she wanted me to pack her stuff haha). So by the…
/r/MGTOW07/03/17 03:50 AM
1

Dude. It was so weird. She thought it was MY FAULT she didn't have friends after we moved. "You don't wanna go out". "I don't have time or money to go out. You have time and money. You go out and meet people". "But ... but ... but ... WE DON'T DO ANYTHING!" Emotionally and socially, she wanted me to hold her hand EVERYWHERE!
/r/MGTOW07/03/17 03:47 AM
1

You know that thing where people derive pleasure in their ex's getting fat? Meh. But seeing that her place is a fucking pigsty after bitching for years that it was "my fault" the house was a mess was a justice I will cherish forever.
/r/MGTOW07/03/17 03:45 AM
2

Oh! I've got my dog as well. It's so nice. I'm in the city right now, but I've got a canyon literally a 30 second walk from my front door. The dog and I run around there a lot and we answer to no one, but me. doing what I want. Those are the beautiful words.
/r/MGTOW07/03/17 03:43 AM
2

Silent, but I love keeping lights on haha. She couldn't stand the lights, because - like many women - she had a near-permanent headache. The cause of this headache was OBVIOUS (see: psychosomatic). But 8 years I watched her search and search every other possible cause and she never figured out that she simply stressed herself out by overthinking things and that gave her a headache.
/r/MGTOW07/03/17 03:41 AM
2

I had to go back to the city she was from for a bit (Christmas stuff) and while I was there, I knew a couple of my items were at her parents' house. She took a bit too much of EVERYTHING (in her defense, she tried to leave me more stuff, I just wanted it gone). I sent her a text, "Hey! Heading to your parents' house. Didn't know if you were there or something. Gotta get my stuff". She sent me 3 text messages. "Oh my God! Do they know you're coming?!? Ahh! I'm not there, so that's fine. I could c…
/r/MGTOW07/03/17 03:40 AM
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I'm pretty much an extrovert. The problem was literally Return on Investment. I put in tons and tons of effort - get little in return. No effort? Get even less in return. My energy is best spent elsewhere. Hell, my moment where I realized that "This is probably not going to work" came after I had to suffer through a fucking musical (I told her between our first date and death - she would get ONE musical with me, so 'Choose wisely". She chose poorly). So we see this shitty, terrible musical. The …
/r/MGTOW07/03/17 03:36 AM
1

Well, that happened too, but it's a long story lol. Not nearly as traumatizing as it may be for others.
/r/MGTOW07/03/17 03:34 AM
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