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[–]Sneakybobo13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The bear would kill me for food for what amount of energy in the end? 180 pounds of proteins and fats at best.
A female leech could mind-control me for up to 50 years potentially, using everything I am capable of and torturing me for her evil deeds.
In both cases I'd die, but I'd rather die quick than turing a Zombie spreading an infection.
[–]rooster-one40 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
We need to quit giving that power to angry little animals. A man is the bear in his best days
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[–]rooster-one40 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men do what they're told and don't think about what they were told is why.
[–]Breguet_77270 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Even if you didn't chain the bear to yourself, would it still make a difference anyways?
[–]slayer-booty0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least the bears aggression will eventually subside
[–]TheGreatEvil0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least the bear waited for you to hurt it first. Dont except that out of a woman.
[–]flee_market0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Turns out The Revenant was actually a dramatic depiction of Leo DiCaprio in the middle of a typical marriage.
[–]MXRNate770 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s the “what could have been” if Jack survived the Titanic and married Rose.
[–]Atton_Risk0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least with the bear it would be quick.
[–]1st10Amendments0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Then kick it” implies the bear needs a reason to tear the man apart. It does not. It does it for entertainment as well as because it can. And for the bloody prizes.
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