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[β]Mex_Heroin114 points115 points116 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Had a woman tell me, sight unseen, that "You don't have enough dick to satisfy me."
My response was, "I have a slightly above average cock, which is enough to satisfy any woman who doesn't have a pussy the size of the Lincoln Tunnel."
Then I went my own way. I about 16 at the time. 50+ now.
[β]mgtowben 55 points56 points57 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God level mgtow right there
[β]High_Testosterone 22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wow wtf you won against teenage hormones.
[β]Ultramegasaurus22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They hate it when you reverse the small penis shaming.
[β]Mex_Heroin5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And a followup. This chick was absolutely gorgeous at 16. Rocking tight body and a truly beautiful face.
She died of a drug overdose at age 38. You've heard the expression, "Hit with an ugly stick"? Well, she was hit with an ugly brick. A whole wall of them.
[β]HoccultA1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol well said
[β]Iskaldanvendere47 points48 points49 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm a virgin lol
[β]Doink_Brah34 points35 points36 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She's been Tyrone'd.
[β]TheMarvelousSchmuck11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Either that or she attempted to smuggle an anaconda into the country and couldn't think of a better way to get it past security.
[β]house_monkey6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Put em way up inside your butthole Morty
[β]anongogogo32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Needs a baseball bat to feel anything.
[β]ConstantChinner25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
No wonder they all want someone with a 10 inch dick LOL
[β]Doink_Brah26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Normally it's fat chicks that demand this, because that's the only thing long enough to reach past all their fat rolls into their cavernous pussy.
[β]ThracianGladiator8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
It used to be mostly fat chicks, but these days the average woman is demanding larger phalluses for their pleasure. It doesnβt help when young celebrities like Ariana Grande are bragging about taking a 10 inch one, leaving their younger fans thinking this should be the standard.
[β]Farhandlir15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
They want 10 inchers but they can't take it, my bud from the football club is absolutely massive, I kid you not, his tool hangs down to his knees when flaccid and thick as his forearm, and with one or two exceptions the women he's been with just couldn't handle it past the tip even the slutty girls, even experienced hookers struggle big time to take a third of it he told me, apparently women always end up asking him to stop because it's tearing apart their vagina even when he goes slowly with a ton of lube and foreplay, and they are also terrible at finishing him with a blowjob or by hand because they have no idea what to do with a penis like his. It's akin to rich kids buying powerful cars when they barely know how to drive and crashing just outside the dealership because they can't handle it.
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[β]Farhandlir0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha you guess the topic already came up, he isn't interested.
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[β]Farhandlir0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His body his choice, like feminists say.
Not sure I'd do porn either if I had his tool.
[β]PathToTheLight2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That bitch made a song called "god is a woman", and FeFe has more views even though it was upload a month later lol
[β]brother_dreadly0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you want to know the standards amongst a population for a given study, utilize men/math. If you use women to measure something similar, your metrics will change -- from woman to woman, from feeling to feeling. No order, only Chaos.
And, if there's any wh40k fans around here, you know there's only one way to deal with Chaos.
[β]MGTOW-Balance26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
wait a minute i'm confused here!
is that her pussyhole or asshole????
[β]Red_pilledman34 points35 points36 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Both
[β]MGTOW-Balance12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
ewwwww! double funk express
[β]ZealousMathematician7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Actually all three.
[β]MGTOW-Balance1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ha! good one!!
[β]4everaloneinlife1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
π
[β]Crispypanties4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's her cloaca
[β]Get1921710 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All the dick pounding she received has expanded both of her holes to the point were they fused into one hole.in other words sheβs been Tyroneβd.
[β][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
While we're on the topic, why would you eat that anyway. Shit looks nasty as fuck and is actually like 60% just air.
[β]geniuscel32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
i'm from the homeland of this 'shit' and it is delicious af. we dont normally put anything inside it though.
and lol @ 60% air. just don't eat the air bro. just skip it.
and no, it is not a donut at all.
[β]Doink_Brah6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Technically it is a doughnut, the hole is just a lot wider.
[β]ZealousMathematician2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Itβs a cylindrical donut. A tube.
Is it called a chocolate tube? Sounds like an anal reference.
[β]TheMarvelousSchmuck2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Willy Wonka's newest sex toy: The Chocolate Tube!
[β]ZealousMathematician1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The Chocolate Dildo would have millions sold.
[β]TheMarvelousSchmuck1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The hard part is trying to keep it from melting inside your anus before you've had a chance to lick the juices off. Wonka's best and dirtiest Oompas are hard at work on a solution.
[β]ZealousMathematician0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well there is chocolate that through production resists heat better. But it depends,
[β]Red_Pill_Dynamics0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just sell it with a banana. Inside, of course.
[–]firesparxx1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
It's a tubenut.
[β]utopista1144 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Trdelnik is amazing. Wait a minute. How the fuck can you be an Incel in Czech Republic? Half of Prague is in Pornhub.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Seems like flattening it would make it easier to eat.
[β]ihateyouguys0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Said your mom.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where at? Guessing Scandinavian?
For the nutella. You gotta bust a nutella.
[β]utopista1148 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wow, trdelnik with Nutella spread. Damn. You get to eat that, drink good beer and watch Czech beauties.
[β]alyosha9969 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had one of those in Prague, forgot what they were called. Thanks for reminding me.
[β]fxdbmgtow7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
the old hotdog down a hallway routine.
[β]J_the_Assassin1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where Iβm from we say Midget in the super dome
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[β]fxdbmgtow2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
No I meant hotdog down a hallway for a loose meat sandwich.
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[β]fxdbmgtow4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
bleep , bloop, fuck you bot. Hotdog down a hallway
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[β]TheMarvelousSchmuck5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You sure are a persistent wiener-bot.
[β]jamesebstuart792 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[β]MenGoingTOWin0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
hotdog.
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[β]MenGoingTOWin2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Yes. I didn't mean hotdog. I meant open-faced sausage sandwich.
[β]Vinegar_Dick2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's no use. Hot dog bot doesn't listen
[–]MenGoingTOWin2 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
We need to create a THOT BOT. Automatically tells thots to BTFO. Yes?
[–]Vinegar_Dick2 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Yes
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[–]MenGoingTOWin1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Dumbass. I corrected myself per your request and it still wasn't good enough.
You're wrong anyway. A hotdog and a sausage are two different things. A hot dog is fully cooked when you buy it, even in the packs at the grocery store. Sausage is not.
You're an awful bot.
[β]Billy_Sunsteel5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's ready to settle down as well
[β]x-law2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kurtoskalacs
[β]fzz3o20 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it's the asshole of a 22 year old who's ready to settle down.
[β]Mapispema-ta2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that looks tasty tho
[β]room_3031 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously some girls just have big vagina's, it's a myth that tightness has anything to do with how many partners they've had.
[β]pushkar_chaudhari0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rotten cΟnt of a h0e ruined by BBCs, lol funny as fkπ€£
[β]Borgmeister0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great way to ruin the thought of a delicious looking pastry.
[β]Dodge45250 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those things are delicious. I had those when I went to Hungary.
[β]-Numbers-0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her: βWell Iβve had my fun. Letβs see...which pimply faced nerds did I ignore in high school who might be rich, single and on Facebook now?β
[–]Inferno-_1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Nasty, lol
[–]AirplaneNote1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Is this referencing anal sex?
[–]Ketsa1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
"It's my first time"
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