What SIMP level is this?

Soggytp · 2021-02-02T10:06:52+00:00

That sucks. She's a cold one and he keeps trying for the pity angle. Bad match.

ncarolina66 · 2021-02-02T10:16:52+00:00

Level 10

She's out banging the local hoodlum anyway, so this guy should dump this thot and go monk or pay for a BJ and call it a day. Use the extra time to bank some cash as well.

silly_birb · 2021-02-02T11:29:50+00:00

Thank god i'm not bluepilled anymore

Rottinghere · 2021-02-02T10:48:10+00:00

Yikes.

He probably has a candlelit altar in his home dedicated to her where he displays several photographs of her along with a couple of her used tampons, a locket of her hair, and other assorted personal bric-à-brac.

Simply simptastic!

ClutchNes · 2021-02-02T10:29:58+00:00

Babe <3 - cringelord simpus maximus

CpuDoc67 · 2021-02-02T13:15:55+00:00

Simp level 10+

The more he yacks about his feels, the more of a bitch he becomes to her while at the same time it gives her a sense of power.

If things get to that point you are seen as less than a man with no other options.

rebuildingMyself · 2021-02-02T13:46:27+00:00

I wouldn't say the biggest simp in the world. It is his girlfriend and the only mistake he made was daring to share any feelings/weaknesses with her, which is what happens when you listen to women for relationship advice. If it was some random bitch that friendzoned him it would be a different story.

Obviously she's cheating and can afford to let the feminine/caring mask slip off so she can branch swing without looking like too much of a slut. I can't say I was ever that bad, but most men need to learn this lesson the hard way.

JerryNewton7 · 2021-02-02T14:36:24+00:00

"I always beg for attention"

Don't say that ever. Not fucking ever. Women will not feel sorry for you for saying that. It's a turn-off for them.

cycloneous · 2021-02-02T14:49:38+00:00

Her: We better off as friends
Translation: I am doing gang bangs with Tyrone, Pookie, Ray Ray and Jamal; simply put, it was just your turn.

Her: I don't like being bothered honestly this is getting boring
Translation: I checked out of the relationship months ago, I don't know why haven't gotten the hint yet. . . .

Gloval1 · 2021-02-02T15:18:52+00:00

The guy should ghost her for this cold, unfriendly shit. She puts so little effort into these texts it's difficult to even decipher what some of them mean.

magx01 · 2021-02-02T15:26:36+00:00

He's using female tactics. "I feel like I am always forcing things, begging for attention" is a male version of a cheating female saying "I hate myself and don't deserve you."

Dude needs a strong male role model STAT.

MadMartigan420 · 2021-02-02T17:58:59+00:00

Pathetic, he's gotta have the complete opposite mindset, the "whatever" mindset. The moment you don't give a shit about what she thinks is the moment she'll blow your phone up trying to get your attention.

jeetz09 · 2021-02-02T19:47:50+00:00

Don’t show emotions to them. They’ll treat you like a little bitch

mrcl_hrz · 2021-02-03T04:19:58+00:00

Fucking shit reminds me of my own bluepilled self of the past. I am disgusted by how caught I feel.

BjorkIsAWarCrime · 2021-02-02T16:38:55+00:00

It's the end they are raised in.

WandererSlawycz · 2021-02-02T13:34:05+00:00

Oversimp

darzamat · 2021-02-02T17:44:38+00:00

"We're better off as friends"

Friends like her make me want to drink rat poison !

realChebz · 2021-02-02T20:05:16+00:00

This is sad, somebody needs to come and bitch slap the phone out of his hands.

Black_Jackel · 2021-02-02T21:25:55+00:00

The pity angle never works

Aussie_Chart_Trader · 2021-02-03T02:30:41+00:00

Simp level 9000.

In his defence I was very similar. Was.

Then God forgave me and I became a man.

Love is a dangerous drug.

Dozinggreen66 · 2021-02-02T13:22:33+00:00

Down astronomically

KosherMGTOW · 2021-02-02T13:47:57+00:00

He's such a massive simp that at first I thought he was the girl acting out for attention.

2021-02-03T04:23:11+00:00

Men like this literally need a video of her being spit roasted by two dudes ... And even then they'll probably accuse those dudes of rape and defend their princess.

vanfilip · 2021-02-03T12:22:31+00:00

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Title	What SIMP level is this?
Author	vanfilip
Upvotes	58
Comments	37
Date	February 2, 2021 6:28 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/lapdv4/what_simp_level_is_this/
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