Whose Fault Is It?

by

TigPlaze

If a man cheats, it's:
his fault

If a woman cheats, it's:
his fault for not giving her enough attention.

If a man lies, it's:
his fault

If a man tells the truth, it's:
his fault for hurting her with the truth

If a woman lies, it's:
his fault for making her lie

If a wife gets knocked up via cheating, it's:
her husband's fault for not paying enough attention to her

If a wife leaves her husband for another man, it's:
her husband's fault for giving her too much attention and smothering her

If a man works 60 hours a week, not spending enough time with her in order to earn the high income she demands, she divorces him taking half his assets, and that's ....
his fault for not spending time with her.

If he lives frugally on a basic income in a job where he only work 35 hours a week so he can spend quality time with her, she dumps him, the loser, for not making enough money, which is ....
his fault.

If she snoops in his closet, finding his 9 mm handgun, loads it, and shoots a painful hole in her foot, that's ....
his fault for not locking up his firearm.

If he invests in a firearms safe, carefully locking every single gun up, not giving her the combination, she gets angry that he doesn't trust her and that's ....
his fault.

If she gets terrible diarrhea and spews painful squirts out of her bum into the toilet, burning up her bunghole, that's ....
his fault for ordering her the Chinese food that she asked for.

She says she wants to prove a point by walking alone through Harlem, NY naked at 3 AM with "still not asking for it" written on her torso. He asks her not to out of fear for her safety. She does it anyway and gets raped. That's ...
his fault because rape is the oppression of all women by all men.

She travels to Moscow, Russia to do high-rise climbing that she's seen in daredevil Youtube videos. He objects because he fears for her safety. She gets angry at him for not trusting her. She falls from 40 stories and goes splat. This event is …
one that kills her, but as her spirit rises from her crushed body, she thinks, “It's his fault.” He didn't trust her, which hurt her feelings and this distracted her, causing her to lose concentration.