Why I Married Myself - ROFL

nigelh · 2016-12-20T17:55:11+00:00

How eminently sensible. A wedding is the total 'all about me' day for the bride so why not get rid of the chump who only complicates matters, you'll only have to dump him later when you get bored with him.

The chump can go fishing, walk the dog, drink beer with his mates, read a good book and generally lead the MGTOW life and never know what he missed.

metaqaulone · 2016-12-20T17:21:59+00:00

"She decided to help women at Burning Man marry themselves, saying their vows into a mirror." These people are batshit crazy.

PinHunter65 · 2016-12-20T17:02:35+00:00

Erika's friend and guest Sammi LaBue, who had never heard of self-marriage before, was surprised by how emotional the ceremony felt. "I think each and every one of us had a moment of introspection," she says, "wondering if we had been kind enough to ourselves lately, if we would say yes to ourselves if we proposed, if we would be willing to commit to ourselves through good times and bad.”

In the months since the wedding, Erika has truly committed to herself, she says, fixing up her apartment, traveling, and working on her book. When people ask if she’s married, she says yes, and introduces people to her other half.

“For so many years, people had been telling me I was a great catch,” she says. “I caught myself.”

Snicker

solseeking · 2016-12-20T21:04:04+00:00

Alternate title:

"Post-Wall Narcissist Marries Herself in a Desperate Bid For Validation."

geocitiesuser · 2016-12-20T19:39:00+00:00

What I find the most mind blowing is how anti-monogamy these women are, and how entitled they feel they are to have sex with many men, and have as many children as they like at the man's expense.

We live in freaking crazy land. I don't understand how society got like this, but it's wrong.

SpudsUlik · 2016-12-20T20:18:41+00:00

I bet it doesn't last!

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johnnyblorf · 2016-12-20T20:26:53+00:00

Oh the fucking narcissism knows no bounds.

Ximkai · 2016-12-21T05:57:31+00:00

This is beyond pathetic it's just... So damn sad.

I'd offer them a hug of I thought it would make a difference.

slinqi · 2016-12-23T04:00:55+00:00

What happens when she leaves herself to find herself?

Title	Why I Married Myself - ROFL
Author	ChristianRedpill
Upvotes	10
Comments	22
Date	December 20, 2016 4:58 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/5jebl0/why_i_married_myself_rofl/
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