why i will never have kids

KneeDeepThought · 2018-12-20T18:41:13+00:00

The shittier thing is that darth doesn't owe the money to Luke but to the state. the state then passes on the money to luke's mom who spends it on bantha boots and blue milk malt liquor while he toils away at the vaporators thinking dad's a deadbeat even if he pays. the state then reports the income and gets 1:1 matching funds from the federal empire turning dad's 80K into 160K from the taxpayer. multiply this by all the dads paying and your little state can get fucking rich throwing dads under the bus. sleep tight kids!

MarketWatcher9456 · 2018-12-20T16:27:07+00:00

One of many reasons.

SovietGrazoBazoOkdek · 2018-12-20T16:31:53+00:00

Child is already given a death sentence by the whore Poor thing

RedMeatTrinket · 2018-12-20T21:40:56+00:00

It not usually the kids that fuck you over. It's the ex. Kids are just caught up in the shit and are used the ex to extract money from you.

OlHaggard · 2018-12-20T18:12:38+00:00

Guess Luke was a Sith all along.

Gibits · 2018-12-20T19:51:57+00:00

Dude kids are awesome. They kill your sex drive and keep you occupied so you’re not out looking for pussy. It sucks when they grow up and abandon you and you’re back you’re square one though.

Sly21C · 2018-12-20T23:21:01+00:00

Nah! I definitely want kids, just have to make that money first so I can afford them

ManWithShittyWings · 2018-12-20T23:24:33+00:00

hahahaha his fucking face on the second pic like he actually saw the facial expression of Darth through his mask

hhhvgggvg · 2018-12-21T08:45:04+00:00

Mgtow should have kids, but not in this day and age. Nothing better than raising a son and fueling him with red pill potential, making him do sports learning him trades. Think about the future.

Its a gamble, i am gonna take it for my son. Atleast if i have one.

Reddit_Is_Fake_News · 2018-12-20T23:57:41+00:00

This explains why the empire kept trying to kill Luke.

JamesOJames · 2018-12-21T00:42:49+00:00

Anakin would’ve slaughtered the child support like an animal.

amywinehousewascool · 2018-12-21T01:39:31+00:00

"I OWE you, do I?"

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes."

justiceavenger2 · 2018-12-21T02:41:21+00:00

If Disney remade Empire lol

somber_smiles · 2018-12-21T06:58:22+00:00

Dude Vader performing seppuku... I laughed real hard. But he could have just cut the bridge and sent Luke on his way.

omen_tenebris · 2018-12-21T10:49:49+00:00

If he'd have hacked off the platform, it'd have been a very bad accident, that none'd have to know about. Like abortion at 1188 weeks (22 years)

allgood20991 · 2018-12-21T11:53:35+00:00

Not to mention his little emo bitch grandson throwing temper tantrums over every little inconvenience

Flyasspisces7 · 2018-12-21T15:52:13+00:00

Yo, when I become a millionaire I need someone to inherit the shit, I aint letting the money go to the state, lol fuck that but right now.... kids are a no.

Kestral · 2018-12-20T19:59:48+00:00

Vader is Chad so he didn't have to pay.

Title	why i will never have kids
Author	memelord360420
Upvotes	333
Comments	26
Date	December 20, 2018 4:26 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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