#womanspreading

mgtowthrowww · 2017-06-22T22:07:50+00:00

Not just the bathroom.

My ex got addicted to buying "cups" and the definition of "cups" is "Anything that holds liquid that you put to your face". I define it, because wine glasses and shit. People get pedantic. And hell, she bought fucktons of EMPTY vases too - they also took up space.

At one point, in a one-bedroom apartment for just the two of us, she was crying because I got mad that we had more than 120 cups and in her car she had 15 more that she wanted to bring inside. "YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO PUT THEM!"

"See! I knew you were gonna get mad! I told myself you were gonna get mad, but then realized, YOU KNOW WHAT! FUCK HIM! I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS!"

"Okay! Here's a reasonable compromise", I told her. "For every cup you buy, you must donate one to make room for it. That's all. They can be like fashion accessories. You make enough money".

But she didn't want to get rid of any cups. They made her happy, damn it! HAPPY! YOU HEAR ME?!? I'M HAPPY WITH MY CUPS!

mrk68 · 2017-06-22T22:08:31+00:00

Every single one of them.

They "need" all this.

Likemydad · 2017-06-22T20:53:47+00:00

In the mirror, are you wearing a pink sweater vest?

PLUTOKRAT · 2017-06-22T22:07:11+00:00

What's the implicit lesson here? Never date a woman with make up... As you can see most women do spend a lot of time energy and money on deceiving you about their youth...

WhistlingAlong · 2017-06-22T22:29:59+00:00

And even chemicals cannot stop the wall!

Lazysaurus · 2017-06-23T02:18:12+00:00

Most women womanspread all over their houses. Go into any couple's house and notice how many of the objects belong to her and how many belong to him.

gravelheart · 2017-06-23T00:39:55+00:00

Bitch is half-human, half-cosmetics

SylarTheWolf · 2017-06-23T00:18:42+00:00

You have 60% of the material for a good looking woman right there. Add some slut clothing, dishonor and unreasonable behavior, and you might get it to 90%.

Now find any piece of vagina to fit those, and Voila!

Cunt_Robber · 2017-06-23T03:54:27+00:00

Why is there a wage gap? Because you spend so much time putting chemicals on your skin. Bleeeh

General_Fear · 2017-06-23T01:38:42+00:00

Now why get involved with a woman that needs that much make up to look good.

UncleDisgusting · 2017-06-22T22:34:50+00:00

I had a flashback when I saw the pic. Kinda like that recurring dream after graduating college where I was late for a final for a class I skipped all semester. Same feeling of dread.

saaralgris · 2017-06-23T00:03:06+00:00

Accelerated aging right there...go ahead bitches, beauty up!

Beeinkc9 · 2017-06-23T10:04:34+00:00

This is reason #93 I will not live with a woman again.

chasingsnow · 2017-06-23T05:05:18+00:00

reminds me of my college roommate. she was the hottest asian model ever. so hot, eventually went on to do some TV work. i had a girl and was just wanted her as a roomate to oggle. it was my first initiation to war paint and the whole lot. she was smoking hot but even her without makeup was....eh...just ok. and her bathroom mess and cleanliness factor, i'll never forget. showed me women are so gross in the bathroom. never met one that doesn't make a fucking mess everytime they are in there.

Albacorewing · 2017-06-23T05:44:47+00:00

Most women are hoarders.

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Kart0ffel · 2017-06-23T12:43:47+00:00

How did you get a picture of my sisters bathroom?

mellow_dude · 2017-06-23T11:53:35+00:00

Hen nesting.

801735 · 2017-06-23T15:13:36+00:00

hashfag womanspending

John3329 · 2017-06-23T18:43:24+00:00

This is nothing many end up in the garage = mancave

Auto correct suggested manacle when I typed mancave lol

TigPlaze · 2017-06-26T20:17:26+00:00

Jesus Christ. I have my bathroom so well organized I have nothing at all on the counter. I'm able to keep all my supplies in the medicine cabinet, which I designed, built, and hung myself. I can fully clean my bathroom in 10 minutes or less, and I keep it spic and span.

I cannot imagine letting a woman invade my space and turn it into a disaster area.

PLUTOKRAT · 2017-06-22T22:04:40+00:00

Apparently you're a victim.... Muahhahahha. Or is that your mom's stuff?

Title	#womanspreading
Author	lifegasm
Upvotes	413
Comments	59
Date	June 22, 2017 8:52 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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