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[–]RedHattedPhilomath96 points97 points98 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
...what. All of this applies to the guy as well. This is some 4th dimensional hamstering.
[–]Ghostwarrior215k12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I would say dimension 3.5
[–]RedHattedPhilomath3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I guess even they have their limits in their insanity
[–]Ghostwarrior215k7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ya... plus they don't have the minds to realize or process the fourth dimension.
[–]RedHattedPhilomath2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definitely
[–]Diabloist3379 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Please. I call it one dimensional. It's defined by a single rule - Me Good. You Bad.
They do tend to think like that, don’t they? :)
[–]343806 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's just epic levels of stupid.
[–]Mi91iwjw2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
200 plus pounds of hamstering
[–]DangZagnut62 points63 points64 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Well, she says her weight won’t change. By we all know it’ll go up 20% a year.
[–]OgreAllOver6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Relatable
[–]MicroCamel4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
his body type matters, but mine doesn’t
This hamplanet whore doesn’t even recognize her double standard? This thot has the critical thinking skills of a 4 year old child.
[–]OgreAllOver1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was thinling about me gaining weight...
[–]everythingisatoms2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If we can trade on their weight appreciation we’ll make a lot of money.
[–]Itsbbbitch36 points37 points38 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women have gone completely retarded. Logic is an alien concept to them. She isn't even aware of how her exact words can be mirrored back at her because her brain has regressed too far down the path to understand basic common sense.
[–]Coluphid8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Logic has never been a part of female reasoning.
[–]ConstantChinner34 points35 points36 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL. The hyper hamster is strong with that landwhaled ham galaxy.
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wrong! There is no 5'6"s in China. They use the Metric system over there!
[–]DILLIGAFB3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was waiting for someone to pick this up
[–]arphod3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Check out the big brain on Brad!
[–]secant12818 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I ask how much you weigh I am trying to see on the most basic fundamental level if I'm going to be attracted to you as well. I can't imagine myself standing next to a land whale in photos it would make me look bad.
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[–]honda_vfr10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
High Fructose Corn syrup, Glyophosphate.
Those are the two that do it.
[–]vordster3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta love the eighties with their sound nutrional logic
[–]CursingWhileNursing1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am a nurse and I can tell a thing or two about people becoming too fat. Because I am the poor fucker who has to lift them.
And sometimes I wonder how little self-control a lot of people have. I mean, I am not exactly slim and I am not a role model for self-discipline either, but when I reach a certain weight; I start to feel uncomfortable and less able. My solution? I eat less and more healthy, it's as simple as that.
[–]DWShimoda9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She needs to go back.
[–]Whiskerz998 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because when you weigh 200lbs in China, you're only weigh 120lbs in USA right?
Girl logic.
[–]kuxcom27 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is right. A person who is 5'6" in USA is still 5'6" in China. But if a person is 200lb in USA, she is 90 kg in China. Weight is relative, height is universal.
[–]Crazed_Alchemist3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I ask a man how tall he is and he asks me back how much I weigh back is a sign of immaturity for me.
oxymoron is evolving
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She’ll never do gymnastics, but if there was Olympic mental gymnastics she’d take home gold and try to eat that too
[–]CursingWhileNursing1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are fat, woman. And don't try to sugarcoat it, because then you will eat that too!
[–]derp-derp-doof-derp2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awalt
[–]steve-no-eggs0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol that has to be fake
[–]elementalwalruss1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, if a woman weighs 200 pounds, she fat. Said it before, but unless a man is 6 feet or over, no chance he's 200 pounds unless he uses roids or something (assuming he's fit not fat). Even over 6 feet you have to be pretty damn muscly to have 200 or more.
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[–]elementalwalruss1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
dammit i'm 182 cm D: le horrore!
[–]bongohai1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry shorty, no pussy for you.
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Fat feminists here in Germany actually tried to get rid of the BMI...
[–]Moonboots6061 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow....the level of delusion is incredible.
[–]zetsthamys1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the level of hypocrisy is... fat.
[–]LouElmo0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What did I just read?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And it goes right over her head.
[–]urolysis0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol her ideal guy http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/tallest-man-ever/
[–]BeastMaster660 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What kind of fucked up rule is that? Oh wait she's just talking out of her ass again?
[–]snoozeflu0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Zip it, Petunia Piggie.
You can lose weight. A man can't simply decide to grow and increase his height.
[–]EdgyFilipino420690 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't even talk to me if you aren't 6 feet tall, ripped, tanned and rich! If you even mention my weight or any other potential flaw I may have, you're a misogynistic pig!!!!
[–]arphod0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Over 200 lbs. Yeeaahhh, let me just go ahead and stop you right there.
[–]ilikerelish0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's awesome. Apparently, height is a fixed characteristic, while weight is not, and are apparently not proportional to one another..
Who's the more immature one? The girl asking about something a guy cannot change and rejecting on that characteristic, or the guy responding asking about something she can change, but not rejecting necessarily based on that characteristic..
[–]New_User19840 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I got totally lost on her logic. Can someone translate?
[–]Juxtapointer0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Zero self awareness and insight.
As usual
AWALT
[–]StonecrusherCarnifex0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
translated: I'm a fat bitch who eats her feelings and has zero goddamn self control, how DARE he cause me to reflect on this
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