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[–]Tybonextreme183 points184 points185 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Fake hair, fake eyes, fake lips, fake tits, fake friends, fake interests, fake personality…. a lot of women reach eleven before they leave their home in the morning.
[–]based_meme57 points58 points59 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A woman can lie without opening her mouth. That's how good of a liar she is.
[–]AbhijitManj4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty much. One form of that is how they can shed crocodile tears at will to absolve themselves of all their guilt & be consequence free.
[–]frikabg8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it is only a lie if a men does it ;)
[–]The__Tren__Train0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BTFO
[–]ManIsWalking137 points138 points139 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"No your ass doesn't look fat.", "yes I'm headed home now", "women are beautiful at every size", "yes I love what you did with your hair", "yes I'd totally love to watch desperate housewives with you.", "yes your jokes are hilarious.", "of course I love you.", "No I'm not fucking your younger sister."....
Yea I could see where the lies add up....
[–]Baldrbaldr10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
vs "he is your son"
[–][deleted] 73 points74 points75 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I can't remember the last time I had to lie to someone. Going your own way just changes everything.
10/10, would recommend.
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[–]Aroundseven7[🍰] 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mostly because they have this unique skill of making your life a living hell if you don't tell them what they want to hear. Extra plus 1 for saying this :-)
[–]spoopytater2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Double-plus good
[–]lobocop4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you think that the “secrets are lies” shit in the movie the circle had dark overtones to it? I always felt like every time i had a secret I wouldn’t want to divulge it was due to women potentially “outing me” to everyone as a bad person.
[–]MGTOW-moniker3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree! I never really thought about it until now, but you made me realize I tell almost ZERO lies now, and have less drama and worrying in my life after going my own way.
[–]spy9911 64 points65 points66 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
58? that must include, "no your ass doesn't look fat" "you're such an amazing woman" and other such required BS
[–]bc9toes14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“I love you too”
[–]MisPlacedNeuroBlue40 points41 points42 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Men lie more. Women tell bigger lies.
A mans lie: I was at the mall!
A womans lie: It's your baby!" - Chris Rock
[–]Teflon081940 points41 points42 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men have to lie at least that many times every week to assuage the incredibly delicate ego of the woman they're with.
Men's lies: "Of course that dress doesn't make you look fat." "That short haircut makes you look cute." "I don't mind missing the game so we can visit your mother."
Women's lies: "The kid is yours." "Officer, that man beat and/or raped me." "I am not an opportunistic parasite in waiting."
[–]DerKomissar118 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
...and they base this on what exactly? proof? Or just another random made "stat" to degrade men and pedestal women?
[–]Burrich12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
75% of women on campus are victims of rape! Check your privilege shitlord
[–]Tyler78922810 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
175% of women on campus are victims of rape! Check your privilege shitlord
FTFY
[–]NotLuceBree11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies."
~Chris Rock
[–]FlyingSexistPig10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Men tell an average of 58 lies a week. Women tell 11 lies an hour.
[–]Mechnasty9 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Lol based Rob.
[–]RedFoxOnFire6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, if she would stop asking things like "Do you love me?", "Does this make me look fat?", "Do you think my friends are hotter than me?" I bet he would lie a lot less.
[–]mamny836 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most of the lies men tell are petty to their pet snakes to avoid them going nuts and biting them for ridiculous reasons.. like yes honey I took the trash out and yes I will do this and that tomorrow and so on...
[–]T00000096 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
11 times a week?
58 times a week?
Death or hurt feelings..... Pick one!
[–]casra8880 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To women, there really isn't a difference. The lie resulting in death is as minor as the hurt feeling.
[–]RattyandRoach 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How do you study when someone lies? What if they lie on all the survey questions? Maybe men are more honest about lying than women. Can’t prove it either way.
The thing that scares the shit out of me is one study said 48% of women have cheated on their partner. You know that not all of them were honest, it’s probably closer to 75%.
[–]pantdroper2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women lies it's not ur baby and guys lie is am going to be late at work so he can go to his friends
[–]MGTOW-moniker2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HORSE SHIT
[–]victorfiction1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should have said “you have 10 left this week”
[–]Amnesia25080 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A girl lies the moment she puts her makeup on.
[–]Rdt767 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That dress doesn't make you look fat, your body does.
[–]Timefoxdee0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In a climate of narcissistic cry bullies who do the same, why be honest with mentally ill ticking time bombs when you have to police your language anyways.
[–]LJHova0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Of course. Have you ever tried telling a woman the truth (e.g her weight, appearance, intelligence, whether someone was fair to her or not, etc.)? They hate it. Men lie to keep the squealing to a minimum, so that we may have some semblance of peace in our lives.
[–]JayJayEcks0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women love statistics, cause they can make shit up.
[–]Afab67 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. But that's going to happen when the woman in man's life asks "Am I pretty? Do you still love me?" 58 times a week.
[–]max-dog0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Does my arse look big in this?...
[–]mansausage0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, it's true.
Because most men constantly lie to make women feel good.
[–]The4ker0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean, if you're telling your wife she looks nice....
[–]Fleeting-Life1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Complete bs. Men are honest and upfront. We want sex. Women will pretend to love you for years just to have a roof under their heads.
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