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[–]underrated_kawasaki45 points46 points47 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Living with a woman is something I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy...
[+][deleted] 7 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
It's suicide inducing.
[–]underrated_kawasaki15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And often successful at that...
[–]dogkindrepresent4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'll put the fucking toilet seat down when they stop smearing it with blood. If they fail in turning you to suicide they'll turn you gay instead.
[–]OptimusFried0011 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
they'll turn you gay instead
I think my mom did that to my father.
[–]80173528 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Girls collectively: "mOOOOOOOOM!"
[–]123undeuxtrois1237 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
*daaaad
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd spray pee all over that toilet seat and then put it down after I'm done. You might not like them but the rules are the rules, folks...
[–]dogkindrepresent3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pee monster.
[–]BandaidBrigidier 26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How bout they put the seat up when they’re done
[–]RoboMandrake2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They can be assigned to the outhouse for their exclusive use.
[–]o0perfect0o10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Saying one thing while doing another, it's one of those things women seem to be really really good at for some reason.
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[–]adobogopnik 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best tactic.
[–]OlHaggard6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
( slow claps) Fucking love it.
[–]N2nalin4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Who hurt you!?
[–]TryDoingSomethingNew3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[SHAMING INTENSIFIES]
[–]N2nalin7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
As Bill Burr aptly put it : Women just constantly keep patting themselves on their backs and nobody corrects them cause they wanna fuck'em!
The level of self entitlement is so high in women nowadays that talking to them seems like a repulsive exercise. They hardly ever see what's the problem from their side and look to blame it all on situations/others while not even putting in much effort. Even basic things like keeping a conversation alive and/or interesting is supposed to be done by men as per them.
[–]hi_im_spork 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be honest, man or woman, if you don’t put the toilet lid down before flushing, it’s gross.
[–]SuperSkullomania2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always put the toilet seat down when I'm finished. Today I told it that it looked like a bagel that had been run over by a steam roller.
Another instance of skewed female 'logic'. As it is, she always leaves the seat down 100% of the time. As it is, the man leaves the seat down 50% of the time. That means (assuming equal frequency of use and alternations between up and down for the man) that the seat is already down 75% of the time and up just 25% of the time. Half the time men will want it up, and half the time men will want it down. So the math is already 75-versus-25 in her favor without imposition of a 'always leave it down' policy. Goes to show at least two things. First, that its all about control and second, that women do not consider facts when formulating their requests for 'equality'. Possible best approach is for the man to leave it up at all times. This way, the man still experiences a 50% chance of the seat being in the desired up or down position, while the woman can now enjoy having it where she doesn't want it to be 100% of the time. Not equality, but certainly a fitting outcome.
[–]st-johnson1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this a thing?
[–]HarveyWeinstein10 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
beautiful.
[–]TryDoingSomethingNew0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for that ha ha.
[–]TigPlaze0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahahahahahaha!
[–]German9920 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is my exact reply after women have tried to condescend towards me at work (Emergency Room, U.S.)
I reply with, “Hey, I’m all about equality. Which means no special privileges.”
To date, knock on wood, they have nothing to reply with.
[–]gregpoupon0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta give them a taste of their own medicine
[–]MieSelph0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Chicks be like 'you left the toilet seat up!'"
[–]st-johnson-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just leave it down ,simples
[–]RoboMandrake0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Remove it entirely.
[–]ResolvingParadox130 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THIS. This is our solution. If we can't achieve equality in the same sense it will end with outright war anyway.
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[–]underrated_kawasaki45 points46 points47 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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It's suicide inducing.
[–]underrated_kawasaki15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]dogkindrepresent4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]OptimusFried0011 point [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]80173528 points29 points30 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]dogkindrepresent3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BandaidBrigidier 26 points27 points28 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]RoboMandrake2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]o0perfect0o10 points11 points12 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]adobogopnik 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]OlHaggard6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]N2nalin4 points5 points6 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]TryDoingSomethingNew3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]N2nalin7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]hi_im_spork 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SuperSkullomania2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RoboMandrake2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]HarveyWeinstein10 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]st-johnson-1 points0 points1 point (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]ResolvingParadox130 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link