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Amazon.com : Infant Circumcision Trainer, White

McFeely_Smackup

May 20, 2017

32 upvotes

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https://www.amazon.com/Nasco-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer-White/dp/B0083Y0W26/

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Title	Amazon.com : Infant Circumcision Trainer, White
Author	McFeely_Smackup
Upvotes	32
Comments	8
Date	May 20, 2017 5:40 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/6c8tow/amazoncom_infant_circumcision_trainer_white/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MensRights/amazoncom-infant-circumcision-trainer-white.922286 https://theredarchive.com/post/922286

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[–]BeaucoupBucks 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

[–]McFeely_Smackup[S] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

[–]RapeMatters 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

[–]quintcunningham55 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Some of the gems :)

Forget OPERATION, this game represents the next evolution in surgical family fun! Though I wouldn't recommend it for tykes under six, your kids will enjoy endless hours of genital slicing and dicing. Got a budding mohel on your Christmas list? This is a holiday gift no-brainer. I did deduct a star, however, because scalpel, box cutter, and yard clipper accessories are sold separately. (no information yet on racially diverse skin choices)

Makes a perfect Christmas gift for that hard-to-shop-for creepy uncle/circumfetishist. The only drawback is that it doesn't scream, but you could easily remedy that by hooking it up to an MP3 player that plays circumcised baby screams while you "practice".

Probably the best circumcision trainer out there. I've noticed that my sword skills have definitely improved after training with this product.

I can't tell you how many genitals I incorrectly mutilated in my unskilled beginner days. Now, thanks to all my practice, I can mutilate genitals the right way.

I practiced on this trainer before doing it on myself

This reminds me of a story my brother told me when he got his son circumcised: the doctor asked gone if he could keep the foreskin, my brother said "well I don't want it, why do you?" The doctor responds well " I make wallets out of them and sell them for $500". My brother then responds " who the hell would want a $500 baby foreskin wallet??" The doctor said " where else can you buy a wallet that when you rub it it turns into a suitcase ?"

Would have rated higher, but it tastes weird. You know that smell that Bourbon St. has at noon in august, when the beer, urine, muffalettas, and crawfish start to get ripe? If there was a taste associated with that, that would be this taste. This being said, it is nice and tender.

Many of these reviews are talking about blood everywhere and the child going into shock. I've been circumcised 3 times and never had a bad experience. Just remember to keep the area clean of germs and bacteria afterwards and the real thing will go smooth, especially considering that you can practice now. :-)

I would however like to see an adult version.

I have had so many hours of pleasure with this lifelike anatomically accurate natural looking trainer.

For years I used baby bottle teats, and rubber gloves, and inner tubes, and party balloons, and it just wasn't the same.

I even practised on endangered species.

For generations people have had their genitals mutilated, their bits bleached, their hair cropped, their pubes pulled, and their faces powdered and hair primped and preened.

But nothing says "I respect you" more than practising beforehand.

If you practice on yourself, it brings a tear to the eye. So use this training device so you can laugh and frolic and galavant around the room in paroxysms of laughter when the bris comes off like a tender calamari ring awaiting the boiling oil and breadcrumbs.

Go on. You KNOW you need this. To sit in the kitchen drawer with the risotto cooker and the breadmaker and the kitchen whizz with multiple attachments.

These also are great to use as a table ornament when the boss and spouse come for dinner. Always a talking point.

Functional. Practical. Educational. And a whole lot more.

The black one is way bigger, apparently. So always specify the color.

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