Even in bathrooms

McFeely_Smackup · 2018-12-13T16:41:38+00:00

I don't know how I've lived my entire life adjusting toilet seats to whatever position I require, but ever woman in the world lives in terror of falling in the damn toilet because they do some kind of blind leap of faith every time they use the john.

BetterBadIdeas · 2018-12-13T16:18:45+00:00

Put down the seat and lid. Equal inconvenience and fewer accidental toilet-phones.

marcopoloman · 2018-12-13T15:23:14+00:00

How about please raise the seat when you are finished?

red_philosopher · 2018-12-13T15:48:31+00:00

In public bathrooms this doesn't really apply because there isn't a lid, but my brother and I always say you should put the lid down. That way everyone has to lift something and it keeps the water from splashing out when you flush.

Blutarg · 2018-12-13T15:27:28+00:00

Perfect comeback!

Sabertoothsnowhobbit · 2018-12-13T19:30:25+00:00

I started putting the lid down after a new toothbrush slipped out of my grasp, skittered across the counter, and landed in the toilet bowl. Not because of my ex wife complaining.

boringcarpets · 2018-12-13T17:28:47+00:00

I'm convinced that this "toilet seat trope" is a miscommunication and everyone being arseholes. I think it's the lid; somewhere along the line someone had suggested that someone else should put the lid down, and then that being confused with the seat.

Yes, put the lid down. everyone - it's not a man v woman thing.

Can toilet germs reach your toothbrush?

jeff_the_nurse · 2018-12-13T21:24:21+00:00

Is there a way I can upvote this 1,000 times over?

drock18 · 2018-12-14T14:33:40+00:00

Lol. You should post a sign that asked women to out the seat up.

throwaway46819 · 2018-12-15T07:18:26+00:00

40k upvotes, 66% upvoted.

I am somehow not surprised.

Title	Even in bathrooms
Author	LordHansTopo
Upvotes	127
Comments	18
Date	December 13, 2018 2:54 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/a5u5ve/even_in_bathrooms/
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