Masturbation trouble, need techniques (M)

jwinf843 · 2013-12-31T11:57:32+00:00

Alright, brace yourself, because this is going to sound ridiculous, but in the army we always used to say that if something sounded stupid, but it worked, it wasn't stupid.

What you will need is two sponges, a drinking tumbler, some lube and large sized latex gloves. Unless you are allergic to latex.

Run yourself some hot water and soak the sponges, make sure they are wet enough to be warm throughout, stick the glove between them and shove them down into the tumbler. The next step is to liberally apply lubricant.

Then fuck the tumbler.

If you can find a deep enough tumbler and large enough gloves, this is the best a man can get without paying for it.

rightsbot · 2013-12-31T11:32:17+00:00

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Darkmatter011 · 2013-12-31T11:42:14+00:00

Had the same thing in my younger years. I don't do just the "O' thing now, i also put pressure on the head with my other hand like a stein. Here is one from when I was a boy: 1-Put dick on the first knuckle on your dominate hands palm. Extend hand like receiving High Five 2-Bring second hand to side of dick like your going to make a hand puppet (thumb lined with pointer) 3-Once comfortable bend cock to belly (or if fun sized crotch) and stroke until it feels right Busted so many nuts this way. Do it every now and again to remember the glory days. It may feel silly at first but after time it will feel normal.

Title	Masturbation trouble, need techniques (M)
Author	MyMegaGame
Upvotes	0
Comments	5
Date	December 31, 2013 11:31 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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