Hey guys, sorry, but I missed today's Patriarchy Meeting and I'm kinda worried that my Misogynist Card will be revoked and I really don't want to lose access to our secret Patriarchy Hotline that provides me with my free rent, free food, free transportation, etc. It would really suck.

What's the policy again on missing meetings? It's been so long since the introductory meeting that I forgot. Don't we get free passes to miss these mandatory meetings so long as we're currently active in oppressing women by preventing them from voting, getting an education and preventing them from getting out of the kitchen or has the rules been changed since my introductory course?