So, I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me a while back (via a hefty case of the clap). What did I do? Cut her out of my life almost completely. THEN I found out that she was pregnant (and thinks that I'm the father) and had moved to the other side of the country (California, I'm stationed in Virginia). Looks like I need a paternity test.

Dear reddit,

Any legal advice? Any way I can send my DNA to California so I don't have to pay money to fly out there, and so I don't have to take time off of work for a cheating bitch?

Here's a completely irrelevant, funny picture:

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/funny_girl.jpg

EDIT: She's due at the end of March, and I'm being sent to Asia for about a month in mid-April. Isn't it great how life works? If she pops on time, that gives me a two week window to get shit "figured out." If she's late... you tell me?

How should I go about getting a lawyer? Should I get one in Virginia, or in California? Does it matter?