Come on ...

08 Mar International Women's Day

Who voted for that? How did that get in?

10 Mar International Day of Women Judges (A/RES/75/274)

ok ... I C ... :)

Anything going on today?

15 Mar International Day to Combat Islamophobia (A/RES/76/254)

What?! Who invents these things? Then you know you really screwed it up if they make you a World Happy international day ! I suppose this has to make us happy or so, right?

20 Mar International Day of Happiness (A/RES/66/281) & French Language Day

are you fricking kidding me?! So we HAVE to be happy - but we can only do it françois ?

https://www.un.org/en/observances/list-days-weeks .... I wanna work here ! :)