Lightbulb Jokes

NalkaNalka · 2017-10-08T03:59:19+00:00

How many incels does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just sit around complaining someone gave them a shitty light bulb.

grindlegrundle · 2017-10-08T06:55:38+00:00

How many redpillers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but he'll tell you there were five lightbulbs, and they were all 9.5/10 watts, and that he changed them right in front of their beta chump sockets. ALBALT

Atlas_B_Shruggin · 2017-10-08T02:57:58+00:00

how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

Love8Death · 2017-10-08T03:13:16+00:00

Q. How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. 12. One to change the bulb and 11 to design the T-shirt

feminazis_stalk_me · 2017-10-08T04:44:01+00:00

How many perverts does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes an entire ER staff to remove it.

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alreadyredschool · 2017-10-08T08:42:48+00:00

So as I tried to change the light bulb I accidently rubbed it and a genie came out. I was baffled. You know genies are actually one of my favorite things. Did you know that they are just like super mighty demons but don't have magic? When you order one to kill like someone he has to stab him. When you wish for a castle he has to build it. Very interesting indeed. But this genie was different, not that he had magic but it was actually the other way around, pretty powerless. So I went like "wow a genie! Will you grant me 3 wishes?" And he said "what? Wishes? No I can't do that sorry... buuut I would suck your dick" "wow what a coincidence!"

So the Genie started sucking me off and your honor! You got to believe me, that's when that genie turned into a 13 year old girl.

Title	Lightbulb Jokes
Author	Entropy-7
Upvotes	2
Comments	12
Date	October 8, 2017 2:54 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/74zc8z/lightbulb_jokes/
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