Assuming he's like the alpha dwarf? Like he's a movie star hmm like the guy who played mini me in Austin powers or I think there's a dwarf in that gay game of thrones gay sex romp I hear people watch. Oh he also has lots of money, his weiner is like totally normal too (do dwarfs have normal wieners?) well whatever this dwarf does.

Oh also you really like his personality. What do you think ladies?

Men feel free to imagine your own dwarf Becky if you want to answer. In Total Recall there's that dwarf Becky in the whore house scene with the three boobed alien. Hmm three boobs... Anyway imagine that dwarf