After work last night I stop at a local hard ciderhouse. I dabble in homebrew hardcider and like to try others for comparison. I'm sitting by myself at the bar watching tv and enjoying my second cider when woman comes walking up...

Thot: (that ho over there, lol) "Hey big boy, let me buy you a drink."

Me: "No thank you ma'am, I'm finishing my second and heading home to my wife. But I appreciate the offer."

Bartender walks up and asks her what she'll have. She orders her drink, bartender brings her the drink and bill for it. She slowly slides it over to me with a big smile and winks at me.

Thot: "He's got this." She says to the bartender.

Me: "No ma'am, no I don't. You ordered, you pay the man." I quickly finished what I had left in my glass, got up and began putting my coat on to leave.

The bartender actually snickered out loud and she began to get pissy.

Thot: "Well! I guess chivalry is dead!" She said indignantly.

Me: Walking away with my back turned to her. "Nope, just your PASS ma'am! Goodnight!"

If I had a mic...I would have dropped it!