I always spam generic copy paste bullshit to any and all fuckable girls. Every once in a while the main pic will be deceiving, and a few fatties will get my generic message.

As soon as I realize my error, I think "well she is definitely going to respond lol" and sure enough five minutes later they're all "lol you're so funny!!1!".

Every single time. Just saying, I can smell their desperation just like 9s can smell betas'. Funny.

edit: btw, I can't believe this sub only has 1/100th of the main sub's subscriber count.