Here's my pick of few funny one or two liners found yesterday on reddit:

  1. My EX girlfriend had this weird fetish: "She'd like to dress up as herself and act like a fucking bitch"

  2. I had a Freudian slip with my wife the other day. I meant to say "Honey, please pass the salt" but instead I said "You bitch.. you ruined my life."

  3. What gets easier to pick up as it gets heavier? A woman

  4. I was in the park and saw my ex girlfriend getting attacked by three guys, so if course I ran over to help. Bitch didn't stand a chance against four of us.

  5. What's the best thing about dating a homeless girl? After sex you can drop her off anywhere.

  6. I was getting a handjob from this blind hooker. She told me: WOW! This is the biggest dick I have ever felt! I said "No way! You're pulling my leg!"

:)