Benedict Cumberbatch - Sir Friend Zone

NeverDieAlone · 2016-07-27T03:04:46+00:00

No vagina is worth waiting 17 years for, I'm sorry. Hell, 17 days would be too long for me.

rates_nipples · Wed Jul 27 1:48:57 2016 UTC

Can we stop talking about celebrities in this sub holy shit.

TooOldForThisShit642 · 2016-07-27T19:31:52+00:00

Sir Chad of a bad boy sculptor, Conrad Shawcross

"Bad boy sculptor"? What makes him a "bad boy"?

when he wouldn't settle down

And yet, this "bad boy sculptor" married a "post wall" woman.

could've had so many women, but he languished in the friend zone for 17 years with one-itis

So you believe he just remained celibate and waited for her? Seriously?

his now wife was getting smashed in every orifice

You mean "had sex with her boyfriend"? Gasp! What a whore!

cheechawcheechaw · 2016-07-27T10:25:48+00:00

Wait, how do you even know that she was Cumberbatch's oneitis? You can be friends with someone without orbiting that person and still fuck other people, you know.

Beegsi_ · 2016-07-27T02:22:02+00:00

She only married him after he became big in Sherlock holms and Chad rejected her. How does Mr Cuckberbatch feel about having sloppy seconds?

The cuck must have married because it was the right thing to do and he knew her for so long.

RedPillAccount69 · 2016-07-27T03:07:50+00:00

WTF is this bullshit? Why do you even know who these people/characters are?

Sorry. You failed step 1.

Stop focusing on stupid bullshit and then report back to us.

big_foam_shocker · 2016-07-27T02:43:23+00:00

If I was Sherlock, I'd bang Molly Hooper.

Title	Benedict Cumberbatch - Sir Friend Zone
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Comments	26
Date	July 27, 2016 1:48 AM UTC (10 years ago)
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