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[–]NeverDieAlone14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No vagina is worth waiting 17 years for, I'm sorry. Hell, 17 days would be too long for me.
[–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
17 hours seems a tad too long, don't you think?
[–]rates_nipples 24 points24 points24 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Can we stop talking about celebrities in this sub holy shit.
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[–]TooOldForThisShit6422 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sir Chad of a bad boy sculptor, Conrad Shawcross
"Bad boy sculptor"? What makes him a "bad boy"?
when he wouldn't settle down
And yet, this "bad boy sculptor" married a "post wall" woman.
could've had so many women, but he languished in the friend zone for 17 years with one-itis
So you believe he just remained celibate and waited for her? Seriously?
his now wife was getting smashed in every orifice
You mean "had sex with her boyfriend"? Gasp! What a whore!
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Wait, how do you even know that she was Cumberbatch's oneitis? You can be friends with someone without orbiting that person and still fuck other people, you know.
[+][deleted] -8 points-7 points-6 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Men and women cannot be friends. It's biologically impossible.
We can be cordial, nice, polite and we can do business with each other, but we cannot be friends.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We can also call it "acquaintance" if it makes you feel better.
[–]Beegsi_6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
She only married him after he became big in Sherlock holms and Chad rejected her. How does Mr Cuckberbatch feel about having sloppy seconds?
The cuck must have married because it was the right thing to do and he knew her for so long.
[–]Trigger-Me-Daddy4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She got knocked up before they got married too, if I remember correctly. I'm sure that was a "mistake".
[–]TooOldForThisShit6421 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Wait, how is he a cuck? His wife is banging other dudes?
[–]BIGDICKNlCK2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cuck has become a catch all term around here for everything from "isn't 100% red pill" to "watches bbc impregnate his wife."
[–]1WeedDaddy0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
If the woman would've married him when she was 20, and then slept with other men, he would be a cuck for letting other men to tap his wife. But instead, she postponed the marriage while sleeping with other men. If a man still marries her after that, he becomes a "retroactive cuck".
Letting other men to fuck your woman is the definition of a cuck. It can be used metaphorically for any submissive behavior.
[–]TooOldForThisShit6422 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Yes, "letting other men fuck your woman" IS the definition. But if she's not his woman, then he can't be a cuck. "Retroactive cuck" isnt a thing.
[–]newName543456-3 points-2 points-1 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
He's a cuck for taking her back, knowing full well she's been riding CC.
Call it cuck, call it sucker, doesn't matter. I wouldn't want to be him, even with all his money.
[–]TooOldForThisShit6422 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You wouldn't want to be him because his wife isn't a virgin? Seriously?
[–]newName543456-1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
she postponed the marriage while sleeping with other men.
Slightly different thing.
But if I really felt like it, yes, could be I don't want non-virgin girls. Because it's my life and my sexual choices. If you have different ones, great. Not gonna try to persuade you away from them, so I expect the same in return.
[–]TooOldForThisShit6422 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You're absolutely well within your rights to want a virgin bride. But one thing to realize is that those girls tend to want a virgin too. So unless you're saving yourself for marriage, you're probably going to be SOL. Water finds its level. Relationships with large partner discrepancies don't tend to last very long.
[–]1WeedDaddy-5 points-4 points-3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But one thing to realize is that those girls tend to want a virgin too
I don't see this happening. Women may say so because #equality but "virgin shaming" is the norm and even virgin women don't want male virgins.
On the other hand, a slut paired with a low-notch male likely won't last long, because the woman, probably an alpha widow, gets dissatisfied and perhaps it also trickles down to the man what he got himself into.
It has nothing to do with equality. It has to do with sharing the same values. A woman who is saving herself for marriage is not going to want a guy who has banged a lot of women. That seems pretty obvious. Virgin women don't want a male virgin who doesn't want to be a virgin. But she's going to want someone who is saving himself, or at least has slept with very few women.
[–]1WeedDaddy-3 points-2 points-1 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Say, a guy is buying a car, but the owner refuses to sell it and lets other men drive it for 10 years. Afterwards, he still wants it and pays full price for it. It wasn't his car, but he does everything as if it was.
People are not cars, friend. You're not buying a woman.
This "women pay with sex, men pay with commitment" mentality is silly. Both people enjoy sex and both people make a commitment to each other.
[–]Francis009 1 points1 points1 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
You kinda are being one if you stick around being friends with a woman you want and you know she is fucking someone else. The natural response should be anger and jealous which would end the friendship.
[–]TooOldForThisShit6421 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But that doesn't seem to be the case. He had a bit of a reputation and by all appearances dated around a lot. Then they started dated several years after they met. No idea where the 17 years came from. I think OP made it up.
[–]RedPillAccount692 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WTF is this bullshit? Why do you even know who these people/characters are?
Sorry. You failed step 1.
Stop focusing on stupid bullshit and then report back to us.
[–]big_foam_shocker0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I was Sherlock, I'd bang Molly Hooper.
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