OK, guys, we all know how it works. Nature has a plan. Men are much more visually attracted to women than vice versa. Slowly, women put you under their spell, drawing you into their net with a tilt of the head, the flash of a smile, that old fashioned look from the corner of their eyes, the awesomely unfamiliar way that they walk, those curves jiggling as they move sinuously, in such a feline manner^(1). The other senses are engaged. They let you get close enough to touch. There's the musical lilt of their voice. Soon, you're in an intimate situation. The underwear has been removed. That's when you've got to be careful. That's when the sense of smell comes into its own, our most basic and primal sense, hardwired from the olfactory bulb, straight into the brain. The woman is now releasing copulins, volatile chemicals which are designed to control male behaviour. Haven't got all of the literature, but there was a study by a woman, Astrid Jutte. And a few papers, including this one^(2). Quote: 'Research has proven that copulins can affect, and even control the male brain.' [A Semwal, R Kumar, R Singh, Journal of Acute Disease 2(4) 253-261]. All male rationality goes out of the window. Don't even like her? Doesn't matter, gonna pork her anyway! Got exams in the morning? Who cares! Forgot to bring a rubber? So what? Live for the moment!! Fast track nine months, and you're paying child support to a woman you don't even like, and you failed those exams. I was a research chemist, and found myself working in the fragrance industry for a decade. One of the first things I learned was that, over 100 years ago, if French women were on a hot date, they'd dab perfume behind their ears, using another dab of their own vaginal fluid as a fixative. It was seen as the quickest route to getting a marriage licence signed. Just be careful out there!

  1. If under 200 pounds.
  2. Perhaps should be the Journal of a Cute Disease.