Hi, Today I was going in my car listening to the radio. There comes a program called "confessions" which is basically shit but I occasionally listen to it for a good laugh (thanks TRP) . Today however, I fucking stopped my car and laughed my head off. Here's what happened-

Guy: "Hey, I do not like that you are making new male friends and getting close to them"

Girl: "Excuse me are you my boyfriend?"

Guy: "No,but I feel jealous when you hug them and talk with them"

Girl : " You jerk! Why do you care whom I meet and whom I do not, fuck off"

The guy instead of hanging up says: "Please XYZ, I love you, I have never broken your trust, please"

Girl "You're not my boyfriend,stop making lame accusations" and she hangs up.

In my pre-TRP days I'd have actually said "The guy's so nice,why isn't she accepting it". But today I laughed so hard. Thanks TRP.