Disclaimer: This is a bit of a rant stemming from reflecting on a recently ended relationship. I barely edited it because I thought the idea is clear enough from the jump. You might not need to read past the title once you confirm that it is what you think it is.

Body: Stop trying to use chuck-e-cheese dollars at dave n busters.

You'll do all the things YOU would want from a woman, and be confused that she doesn't appreciate them.

You'll do things for your new girl that you did for your last girl, and be confused that she doesn't appreciate them.

They're not men, and AWALT doesn't apply to literally everything.

No matter how much frame you have, you have to deal in the correct currency.

Whatever's happening, when you feel confused about why what you're doing is or isn't working, it's because you're dealing in the wrong currency.

You go into Chuck-E-Cheese, and you have a million dollars worth of Dave n Busters bucks. You're rich! They look at you, and say "Um...sir, we can't accept these" You're like "Fam...I'm rich! It's a million dollars!"

You try to explain they can just take them, and confirm them. You speak to the person at the front desk (Hamster) and you whisper "hey....just take these yourself, and convert them. You can keep a little for yourself, wink wink"

Hey, this might work. It might not. Either way, you can't be mad, you're at fucking chuck-e-cheese trying to trade in your dave n busters points!

That's what all this love language garbage is about. I don't think it's as specific as they claim, but I see the value in it.

Look at these high profile divorces. Sometimes she just wants a hug, and you're like "I gave you a fucking gold bracelet last month!" She's like..."this isn't Dave n Busters..."(Except she'll never say that)

You go "What in the fuck? Aren't Dave n Busters points worth more?" They may be, but this isn't fucking Dave n Busters.

That's why the jock can get the girl in school, but the leader of band might get the hottest chick in band. The feminine dude in theatre getting all the theatre girls. The musician getting all the music girls. Even when you go deeper. The lead singer gets the average girl, the drummer gets the girls who are REALLY into music.

A lot of us are trying to get currency that isn't for you. Our currency doesn't convert well to other currencies. Sometimes we don't know how to negotiate our currency. Sometimes we try to deal in counterfeits. It don't work!

Get your currency right! Go to the currency exchange, and don't get gypped.