Bury your violent tendencies!

Supress your emotions!

It's not normal to accept and embrace your sexuality, you're a creep if you do!

Don't ever upset your girlfriend or any girl for any matter, you're a male, a demon and a sexual pervert, and shes an innocent angel in this CRUEL world, waiting to be saved by a nice chivalrious man! (In her 30s ofcourse).

Don't grunt at the gym, real men keep their heads down all the time like and are NICE TO EVERYONE! When you're deadlifting 7 plates you don't have the RIGHT to grunt, because people are going to be afraid and upset!

Don't take up space, you're not good enough!

Call her every night, bring flowers to her work and drive 5 hours to take her out to remind her how lovely she is and how she is the ONE so she feels good about her self! (If this is you chad is somewhere in the picture).

If she cheats on you, you need to make it up to her! You cheated on her or trying to cheat back too?? FUCK YOU!

ALWAYS BE COMPLETE! ALWAYS BE CONTENT! ALWAYS BE PERFECT! LIVE UP TO OTHER PEOPLE'S STANDARDS!

Cause it's wrong to be a man!