So I asked a Liberian girl for her number on monday, was very clear from the start about being on a date instead of "hanging out", she said ok. We met at a McDonald's of all places (it kinda gets funny from here so put down your coffee) I'm there early and I tell her so [first mistake, even after I told her I might be a little late] I order a happy meal (my cheat meal for the month I swear). We meet and we talk about how she thinks I am crazy, in the happy meal I get this toy but really its just a coloring book; she tries to open it but it had this dumb lock on it and I put my hands on hers to help open it. [Probably one of the worst ways to start kino] she draws me with my ear bitten off, and says it looks like me... it doesn't. I draw her to the best of my abilities, tease her about her hoop earrings (you know what they say), and she says it looks better than her, I say no (more than likely a mistake, but I didn't start the conversation of how she looked with a compliment earlier today, only when I approached, maybe a mistake to some but I wanted to make the intention clear). We then walk down to this outdoor place and its obvious that she doesn't like walking, (booho, let me play a sad tune on the worlds smallest violin). We get to the place, and we talk some more (biggest mistakes coming up, get your keyboards ready).

I ask her if she has a purpose, (fuck me man, did I fuck up this time)she gave the usual "have a good life" response; then we talk about our relationship status, I am vague about whether or not I have a girlfriend, I said I got out of one three months ago (lie), and I saw someone for a little bit afterwards (also a lie). And I gave reasons why we split, then she gave me the reasons why she broke up with her boyfriends, newsflash nothing unheard of really: the guy was always hanging around her, and he didn't have ambition. She never really looked at me when she spoke, which is a very disrespectful I was taught growing up. So I say ok, where do you live I'm taking you home, i try putting my hand on the small of her back but she would say; "ugh, I find it uncomfortable, you're not my boyfriend." To which I say "well what are you gonna do about it?" She didn't answer, and I took my hand off( more than likely another mistake). We then get to her apartment complex and she wants to charge her phone in the lobby, I wanted to leave because I had the gut feeling she wasn't interested [maybe a mistake, but I don't know], I try to go two times but she says "no, don't leave".

The third time, there was an old man right behind us, I was too much of a bitch to tell her that I didn't see it working out and I was going to leave, she put the wanting to leave part and I said yes... after, she looks to the side and says "oh, ok". I say it was a nice date though, and I walk away not looking back.

Tl;Dr: approached. Got a date. Teased, and was cocky funny. Could not close. Was disrespected. Was too much of a bitch to tell her why I wanted to leave. Ran like hell. Still have a lot to learn.