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[–]THE_StrongBoy points points points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Everyone wants to be a bodybuilder but nobody wants to lift heavy ass weight
[–]poochman5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love me some Ronnie Coleman
[–]Leonidas_79-3 points-2 points-1 points 9 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
You don't need heavy ass weight to look like a Greek god. Once you get to 30lbs dumbbells it does the trick
[–]420KUSHBUSH8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
There's no way this is true
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're right, maybe for biceps, to start. After that, LIFT. HEAVY. ASS. WEIGHT.
[–]4scoopscomeon1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well he never even stated the exercise. So you shouldn't be listening to him anyways
[–]420KUSHBUSH6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too late I now look like a Greek god
[–]saultodamascus1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I do look like a Greek god...30 lbs is demi-god, but if you can 40s for 3x8, then you're definitely approaching Zeus physique.
[–]420KUSHBUSH2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess I'm approaching Zeus physique
Sweet
[–]logrips5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
30lb dumbbells to look like a Greek God? What planet are you living on? I can confirm that I curl 30lbs and definitely do not look godly. Maybe double that.
[–]Leonidas_791 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I'm 6'4" 180lbs, thin waist, ectomorph, huge lats, Adonis belt...
Don't mistake massive gorilla build with Greek god build. One is massive and one is lean.
I'll caveat that and say that for shoulder press and chest day I definitely need more than 30lbs
[–]redditaccountyep0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nice stats. Bitches love lats they just don't know it.
[–]Leonidas_791 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup you know what's up. I watched this "field report" video on which body part girls love most on a guy and I think like 50% of them said a big back (which I never would have expected)
[–]LordThunderbolt0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Greek statues were thick and fucking yoked out of their skulls, not shredded n tiny waisted:
https://i.stack.imgur.com/rzhaB.jpg
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=IyVLWcgjxuf5AbOTncAF&q=greek+muscle+statue&btnG=#imgrc=bYPtPQ8eCrCEEM:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e6/78/da/e678da0da68aa1d6665d4754159400bd.jpg
Thw only statue that had a tiny waist was also built like a little bitch: https://classconnection.s3.amazonaws.com/63/flashcards/1788063/jpg/michelangelo-biography-81355266071761.jpg
[–]Leonidas_790 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh Christ you took it literally lmfao
[–]LordThunderbolt0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even figuratively you still make no sense.
[–]455H0130 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah maybe if one's 5'2, but above 6' 30lb weights ain't shit
[–]Dat_Chad21 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Build it and they will come. Great job OP
[–]LordThunderbolt9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Yo what's your profile like?
[–]redditaccountyep1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
First pic is shirtless in a mirror in my friends home gym. Second pic is mirror pic in some bathroom. Third pic is shirtless pic in my kitchen.
My bio says: 6'1 Caucasian
And that is it. I start every message with "you look like trouble"
[–]LordThunderbolt1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Nah I mean post screenshots. How yoked are u and shit?
[–]redditaccountyep0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
here's my first pic
Can't take screenshot cuz I'm on mobile and don't know how to blur things.
I'm 175-180 I'm not crazy big. My arms are well developed and my back is huge. Chest is DYEL.
[–]LordThunderbolt0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I was expecting u to be yoked af. Are u in a college dorm? What factors do u think attributed to her being so direct in your mind?
[–]redditaccountyep0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Just graduated college a week ago. At my parents house.
I'm not too yoked, been lifting for two years.
I honestly don't know, could've been lucky, could've been TRP behavior. It does take a special type of girl to want a threesome and be direct about it.. but I'm guessing she and her friend were horny and it was late. I had recently fucked her really good as well.
"I had recently fucked her really good as well."
Really dude... That's the crucial piece of information you left out. She's not some random chick u matched with that hit u up outta the blue. She's a repeat offender.
[–]redditaccountyep1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I matched her on tinder, hung out with her that night and destroyed her poon. She hit me a week later with the text.
You jelly brah?
Jelly only on my pbj sandwich. Your shit madness way more sense when u clarify that she's a repeat offender.
[–]redditaccountyep0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're probably right. I should've added that.
[–]Junted3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I need to put these abs to better use. WTF!
[–]Toker9514 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Could i see that shirtless picture please?
[–]alter_mind27 points28 points29 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
you forget to add 'no homo'
[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let's not go making any hasty assumptions.
[–]Qerus11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Blur out your face op, don't want to get doxxed by them damn sjws
[–]redditaccountyep0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
here's the first pic
I just cropped my head out. And tbh I'm on a bulk as you can see I'm losing my abs a little bit.
[–]Toker951 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mirin, added credentials to your tales indeed. How many inches are your arms?
[–]LordThunderbolt0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol u call that a bulk? You're still super lean
[–]scaramouth2708 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
haha fuck yeah dude, a shirtless pic also got me a threesome via tinder and the way it happened was pretty funny leading up to it. basically long story short I fucked the 2 girls in my Honda Accord in an in n out parking lot, fuck it was awesome.
[–]Frigzy6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can only imagine fucking in a car to be physically limiting, but a threesome?
Haha that's fucking greasy I love it
[–]LordThunderbolt0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
You fucked them one after the other or the 3 of y'all were in at the same time?
[–]Garathon2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What if she'd been a hambeast?
[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lift. Heavy. Weights.
Two birds, one stone.
I had that happen once. She held the camera most of the time, but I will have to admit she sucked a mean cock. I suppose she just wanted to check off "I did a threesome" column and wasn't too assert about being the sidecar. You just need to make sure you give them a job.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I will have to admit she sucked a mean cock.
Can confirm fat chicks suck mean cock and are....enthusiastic for extra calories, if you know what I mean.
This didn't even go through my head. The original girl was pretty cute (7) and I actually thought her friend was even hotter (8) I was so surprised. I actually got her friends number in front of her.
I'm not used to this because my looks/value a year ago was prolly a 4.5-5 (bad acne, smaller, kinda shy, etc) so I was pulling 6's rarely and really tried to stay away from 5's because I knew I could raise my value through lifting and getting rid of my acne.
[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
That's when things got inappropriate
(In the voice of Austin Powers) That's when things got very appropriate, baybeee!
Hopefully you knoe who these people are: https://youtu.be/zSut27oWMyQ
It's hilarious
[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm going to have a "get off my lawn" moment here and admit I don't get it. What's the pointy stick here?
Forget it. If you were familiar with these people you would get it. But I posted it in reference to your Austin Powers line.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Combined weight of both slots?
One girl was 5'2 ish and small as fuck, nice tits.
Other girl was slightly thicker at prolly 5'5.
[–]TehJimmyy1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where are these girls in my life
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