Field Report bang bang 😋

Soooo what’s up guys. Hope everyone’s enjoying slinging beers and banging the pang. Big weekend ahead with the Mcgregor fight and the NFC/AFC playoffs coming up ~ amiright boys??

Anyways, wanted to follow up with a quick filed report that really confirms a lot of the jargon and formalities that I’ve witnessed first hand as being a member of swallowing the almighty pill whole.

My brothers. I was scoping this girl for quite some time. I’d say HB8.5 and she is somewhat tall I’d say a mere 5’8 on a good day. (Hence a good day is a day that she is wearing heels if you catch my drift;). And no I’m not talking mid drift HAAA.

~Back to the point~ Anyways so she’s somewhat tall - and I myself am a shorter feller. I’m about 5’8 soaking wet on a god damn rainy day.

So yeah I’ve been scoping this HB8.5 and I can just tell by the way that she moves that she has a preference for men in the higher domain when it comes to The secular factor of height in that context.

Everytime single time i would see her at the bar I would Try to approach (2 times total). I would wear my versace chain reaction sneakers ($850) because they add a few inches in height. This coupled with my inserts that I wear add me to a total height of 5’11.5 give or take the common denominator. This would make me feel high and mighty that I was of her stature and rank in this height.

The problem erupted after my second time approaching, I realized that she could sniff out my shit from a mile away. Kind of as if this woman had a sixth sense??? am I nuts? Anyways yeah I felt like the kid that was 3 kids in a trench coat on bojack horseman HAAAA. Not even gonna lie.

Consequently - My voice cracked and she ended up nexting me for the next alpha guy in line at the bar. Big dicken Larry. I was crushed.

It kept on my mind all quarantine (this was before quarantine when all of this happened) I spent more time reading the sidebar and checking gaylubeoil (my brotha) I also found how to just accept myself for who I am.

Yeah I’m a shorter fella ~ but so what. I’ve accepted it and Im comfortable and confident in my own skin. Enough to Curb stomp a Versace sneaker to the dome. Lmao.

So fast forward to last night ~ after doing some long hard thinking about the situation and coming to terms that I’m a shorter fella. I decided it would be smart to just come to her correct as my authentic self.

So I pulled up to the spot - there’s only one bar in my town, and she’s there ~ literally every Thursday so I knew it would be my time to go for the kill.

I saw her by the bar & came up to her. Looked her in the eye and just said straight up “ I know you were feeling me before but that I wasn’t vibing right. But I’m foreal this time I’m coming correct this time. Doing this shit for not just me, but for you”. Her eyes lit up and she just fucked with me more because I wasn’t trying to be someone that I’m not. We ended up grinding all night and I drove her home with a make out sesh or two thrown in the mix (nbd) HAAA.

Anyways ... now we are texting and she wants to go on a date. But I’m just ecstatic that I was able to put the redpoll teachings into use. I’ve got myself the one I was plotting on for the longest. SALUTE. TRP.