[FR] AWALT: conversation with an online FWB

TheBeardThatGotAway · 2015-11-02T04:12:24+00:00

Yeah how do you have sex online? Do you stick your penis in the usb port?

Kid_Crimson · 2015-11-02T02:22:49+00:00

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ironblacksmith · 2015-11-02T03:54:45+00:00

Dude.. you are that guy. I can't believe you're buying anything this chick tells you. Listen to what they do not what they say.

What is she doing? Having loooong boring conversations with you, being validated, having you believe you're better than some other dude so you continue to do whatever she wants. Most importantly, she is not fucking you she is fucking russian chads while you beat your dick at your screen.

[0:17:15] disleep: but would you rather have sex with him or me?

Uhh.. Neither, obviously.

[0:17:29] girl: I think with you (HILARIOUS, SHE ADMITS IT)

Probably told the other faggot the same thing.

[0:20:37] disleep: I see... I'm so curious though! (GIVE ME SOME FUN OR I WILL GO AWAY)

TELL ME YOUR FEELSS SO I CAN PLUG THEM UP

[0:29:17] girl: He never even asked me to stand up,,,just said that I'm beautiful,very beautiful smart,,and he likes me and wanna me to be his gf (NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS)

Never have an online only relationship, either.

[0:36:35] disleep: well I told you italians are bad (WHATEVER, JUST SAYING YEAH AND DOING OTHER THINGS AT THE SAME TIME DECIDING IF ASK FOR ONLINE SEX OR NOT)

This is so alpha, dude.

Da fuq, dude.

Da fuq.

Plot twist: This chick is the Italian dude.

fundude12 · 2015-11-02T16:06:58+00:00

This is OMEGA level posting.

Omegas gonna omega

Online sex LOL

JamesSkepp · 2015-11-02T08:08:30+00:00

I'm italian and she's armenian living in Russia

Here's the simplest explanation of what really happened.

50pluspiller · 2015-11-02T09:27:26+00:00

Jesus Christ man! You're only jerking off and that's it... you're not having sex. What the fuck kind of post is this?

thepythonist · 2015-11-02T10:07:22+00:00

Complete shit post. Basically it's a long boring conversation. Have we taught you nothing ?

damstraight4 · 2015-11-02T17:11:21+00:00

FWB? What benefits? Online feels?

bea5tly · 2015-11-02T23:15:18+00:00

Guys my online girlfriend totally counts as a plate amidoingthisright?

situ139 · 2015-11-02T02:41:19+00:00

Youre not having sex, to get girls to do dirty shit online doesnt mean anything. Dont rationalize it as anything more, she probably does that with multiple guys you're not special to her just another number.

Lookin4SomethingReal · 2015-11-02T21:40:28+00:00

This is the most pathetic piece of dribble I've ever read.

Title	[FR] AWALT: conversation with an online FWB
Author	Disleep
Upvotes	0
Comments	13
Date	November 2, 2015 2:17 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/3r5rb2/fr_awalt_conversation_with_an_online_fwb/
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