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TL;DR

  • First report after applying TRP
  • In the office testing concepts with a colleague
  • Lessons were learnt

I will relate and then point out my mistakes

BODY

So new girl (HB6-7, blonde, nice ass, meh face) started this weekend and when I stood up to get some water of whatever I notice she looks at me. She´s being trained by one of the guys and turned to ask him something and she started conversation with me ((she just spoke about job things)

I take my break and go to the cafeteria, she´s sitting and I enter but do not say anything or look at her. I sit and eat my sandwich while smile because I'm chatting with my aunt, she´s using her phone and i notice she looks at me for a few seconds.

I do my thing acting like I dont give a fuck for 5 minutes, I also notice shes angled a little bit more towards; then she stands up and grabs her things to go back to worrk

Then I talk to her, conversation goes like this. I'll call her hamster and keep things private just in case

Me: You are Hamster, right?

H: (gets a little bit closer to me) Yes, are you Martin?

M: Yes (Remain silent)

H: Are you the thailandese guy? (btw im not thailandese)

M: Yes I'm the cool thailandese guy *smile and look at my phone

H: Thats nice, bla bla bla

M: People/girls always tell me to use my accent because they tell me its sexy, but I´ve actually lost it

H: She talks more shit that i do not remember and says: i feel sorry for the girls

Asks me questions like why did I move to my current city and if i like it bla bla bla

Me: city is OK, i lived in another country before moving here for 8 years and thats why i lost the accent.

H: gets closer and lays her hand well nice to meet you

Me: you can give me 2 kisses * i grab her hand and then give her 2 kisses

H: what clients you work for? I heard X and Y

Me: I also do Z

H: Oh nice, Im still waiting to be trained for that

Here I explain that we have a big queue so our supervisor is quite busy so it can take a week or two, and i also say that it is possible that i give her the training since im doing some quality monitor and supervisor duties to get some experience, i told her i was interview for a job but didnt get it because I lack experience but my the recruiters said the training session i delivered and my assessments were good.

Then she has to leave as her break is over

Lessons learnt and mistakes noticed

  • Dont give a shit about anything, act like she´s not even there.

  • Watch the fucking body language and use your peripheral vision to notice signals like her angle, if she looks at you and so on

  • Dont talk. Remember this week´s post about shutting the fuck up?

Mistakes noticed:

  • Leaning towards her for the two kisses, I should have remained relaxed and wait for her to lean before I move a little bit

  • I think i talked too much in the end even though I tried to demonstrate high value and make her think about me (Im a ambitious person who tries to progress inside the company, and she will think if i will give her the training)

Sorry i wrote this on a notepad.

Any thoguhts are welcomed