It was a strange night. I was in a strange mood. A female friend of mine had invited me out to party, but her friends were less than enjoyable.

I pulled away from the group and was going to go home, as I'd rather be alone than with shitty company, but a good friend of mine showed up and reminded me what good company is.

We left the bar and headed into town. We danced like fools at a dope club.

While dancing, a sexy brunette approached me and told me how much she loves my long hair. Not a few seconds later, her jealous friend came over and pulled her away. She stared at me as she left.

We hopped to a few other bars but I got bored, so we started walking home.

As we pass the last of the bars on the street, I see a cute brunette looking at me from her table. We lock eyes, I smile, and I keep walking.

She says something to me in Romanian. I stop and turn back to her.

"Sorry, what? I don't speak Romanian."

She smiles and says to me, "I love your hair" and reaches out. I step to her and let her feel my hair. I meet her and her cute blonde friend who ends up being her cousin. My buddy comes over and meets them.

After a few minutes of talking he moves to the table next to us and stays on his phone to avoid any awkward moments with the cousin who isn't into him. Amazing wingman.

She's sitting on the chair while I'm crouched next to her, but my knees star to hurt. I tell her to stand up. She does, I take her seat, and then pull her onto my lap.

"Good girl. Sit in papi's lap."

She smiles and asks me if I'm her papi. I tell her yes. I bring up sex and she tells me she's a virgin. I tell her that I'm going to be the one to take her virginity. She begs to differ.

She's 19 and been going out since she was 16. Given the empirical evidence (I have more evidence than her), these girls seem to be a bit more conservative than their Western counterparts, on average.

I ask her why she's never had sex and she tells me she's never found anyone who was worth giving it to.

I tell her again that I'm going to be her first. She teases me again.I grab her face and kiss her. Her cousin is smiling.

I push VERY hard to bring her home, but to no avail. Perhaps twenty or thirty minutes pass and I decide it's not going anywhere. She doesn't want to get pulled in front of her cousin.

I grab her number and text her.

Me - this is Hector you're new lover [sic]

She smiles and kisses me.

I leave and go to my buddy's house for a few more drinks. While there, she texts me.

Her - I love you! (kissy face)

Her - (laughing emojis)

Me - do you miss papi already? (kissy face and laughing emoji)

Her - Of course (laughing emoji)

Me - I need to give you a nickname

Her - What nickname?

Me - I'm thinking (thinking emojis)

Me - my dirty nina (devil emojis)

Me - Nina sucia

Her - Ohhhh so sweeeeettt (laughing emojis)

Her - you know spanish too

Her - smart guy

Her - laughing emojis

Me - jajajajaj

Me - Say "papi, I'm your nina sucia"

Her - NO!

Me - if you keep being a bad girl, im going to spank you

Her - Really? You're gonna have to do more than words

Her - (laughing emoji)

ME - is that a challenge?

Her - Just kidding (laughing emoji)

Me - good girl

Me- Papi loves you (kissy faces)

Her- Mami loves you too (see no evil emoji, kissy emoji)

Me - my little mami (two angel emojis, two devil emojis)

Her - (smily faces)

Me - Buenos noches mi amor (kissy faces)

Her - Night night (kissy face)

Her - Did I write well? I'm not sure (laughing emoji)

Me - you did. Papi is proud of you (kissy face)

Her - (laughing emojis and smiley)

The next morning

Her - Good morning papito! (laughing emoji)

Me - hii baby

Me - whenni i woke up i thought about you sitting on my lap [sic]

Me - Did you dream of papi? (sunglass cool guy emojis)

Her - Of course...not

Her - I didn't have time to dream

Me - ah

Me - what are your plans today?

Her - I'm just gonna sleep

Her - last night I slept only for 2 hours

Me - we should cuddle (kissy face)

Her - You wish ;)

I don't respond for 4 hours.

Her - That was it? You gave up? :)

Me - no, I was waiting for that second text

Me - I told you, I've been doing this a lot longer than you my love

Her - Doing what?

Me - The art of romance

Her - :):) you should teach me some lesson then

Me - tomorrow night. me, you, a bottle of wine and many lessons for my little girl

Her - I don't know...depends on what kind of lessons you're thinking about

Me - we only learn what you want to learn. as i told you last night, you know my desires, but spending time with you always is enough to make papi happy

Her - Promise you won't cross the line?

Me - I promise I will never do anything don't want to do

Her - ok then :)

Me - Le'ts do 5pm. we can cook dinner together too :)

Her - Sounds great!

Me - perfect. now give papi a kiss (kissies)

her - (laughing emoji and kissy emoji)

We figure out logistics the next day and she asks if she should bring something

Me - just look as beautiful as you can

me - papi takes care of everything tonight

Her - Ok then. I'll come over in pajamas and with no makeup. Is that beautiful enough? (Kissy face)

Me - lololol

Me - (I send some pic of a chick in lingerie)

Me - If thats what you mean by pajamas, sure ;)

Her - (laughing emojis)

Her - Close enough

Her - (sends a pic of some bitch in unicorn pajamas)

Silly bitch.

She comes over a few hours later.

It takes me about 10 minutes to take her virginity. She even hands me the frame. She tells me how her cousin and her friends told her not to come over, and then when she was adamant, they told her not to do anything with me. I asked her if she's going to spend her whole life listening to what other people say she should do.

She gets quiet.

GG.

I take her clothes off and she asks me to be gentle, since she's new.

I am gentle....at first. I also confirm the virginity. Lots of blood.

Our second round, I put this bitch's knees on her chest and piledrive her. It hurts her, but she enjoys it. She stares at my cock as it drives into her and I ask if she likes watching papi stretch her virgin pussy open. She tells me yes.

I fuck her like four times.

The next time I text her, I ask her to come over and she gives me shit about only wanting sex from her. I tell her that I like spending time with her. She continues to give me shit so I ignore her.

The next morning she texts me, "Hi papi! :)"

Totally new attitude. We have a brief conversation, then I wait a day and text her "hey baby."

She comes over that night and we fuck again. This time, while hanging out, I tell her that her cousin is hot and that we should have a threesome. She gets mad.

A few days later, she sends me a picture of her and her cousin licking ice cream. It's beyond suggestive. I give her some devil emojis and then ignore her next texts, because I felt like being an asshole for some reason.

The next day, she sends me this

Her - You really see just the slut in me, don't you?

Her - Well, I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING SLUT!

Her - So let's end whatever this is

I try to calm her down but she keeps acting up.

Pimp hand ready.

Me - Look, if you want to believe what you're thinking is true, then go ahead. It obviously doesn't matter what I say. I told you that I like you and enjoy spending time with you. I Also told you I can't promise anything more than that. I've been 100% honest from the start so I have nothing to justify and I don't have to defend myself. So if you don't want to see me anymore, then thats fine but don't accuse me or insinuate that I'm a bad person by giving me this attitude. I did nothing wrong.

She apologizes and tells me that she thought she could handle a casual, sexual relationship but has feelings for me. I understand. I was her first.

We end things on a high note.

A few months later, I randomly hit her up and she comes over that night. We fuck (and on one more occasion after that, before she leaves the country for an internship).

She tells me how she still hasn't slept with anyone else. Maybe it's a lie. Maybe it's not.

Doesn't matter.

I ask her why she hasn't fucked anyone else and she says all the other guys are boring. I ask her why she's with me then if she knows I won't date her (she's nice, cute, and fun to fuck, but I have other things in mind.)

She tells me it's still better than the other guys.