I am new to TRP and was thinking about past experiences when this one story comes to mind.
I am currently an active duty Marine and this happened a few years ago. I didnt know it was RP to do it, I just did this because the woman pissed me off.
My friend had a girlfriend who had a friend that some of the other guys around the shop would talk about. Like how hot she was, 20 y/o with some nice fake tits. Totally hyped this women up. I mean really put this girl on Mt. Olympus. One day my friend invited us all to go out and play pool, his girl was going to bring "big tittes" and some other girl friends. We were like "hell yeah", plus I would get to see this girl that they talked about so much.
So we get to the pool hall and start playing pool, putting back some brews, making fun of the dude who was clearly there with some kind of tranny (not in a loud obvious way). When the girls show up. The usual meet and greet yadda, yadda. I finally see this girl who I was told was sooooo hawt and what not. The girl looked like a ROCK FIGHTER, she looked that she had been ran through by a battalion of Marines. Nothing I expected. So I NEXT'ed her, not even worth my time. Thankfully one of the other girls was good looking so I set my sights on her.
Of course being in a Alpha male environment like the Marines, my bros were trying to make their moves. No big deal. One of my bros (the same guy we took to TJ and had him lose his virginity to a hooker.) Was trying to make his move on her. He was shooting with her. Just using the most complete cheezy lines. She was shutting him down pretty bad. Embarassingly bad. I sat back and watched. They finnished and what not. I finnish my beer then ask her if she wants to play. The woman rolls her eyes and says "yes". As we are playing im trying to start a conversation with her and she acting like she was doing me a favor by doing so. In my head, "I was like fuck this bitch".
The next thing you know she tells me, "You guys are the reason why Marines and the military have a bad name." I pause. We are no fucking angels but damn we were on pretty good behavior IMO.
Then I said "oh yeah? How do you know?"
she says "My brother, and my Dad are Marines. They tell me about guys like you all the time."
With out any hesitaton I responded "Well, you're not a fucking Marine, so shut the fuck up"
Her jaw drops, and she storms out the hall. My buddies girl goes chasing behind her.
They come back in I dont say anything to her, she just keeps looking at me. After we go to some bar/club. She comes up to me and says sorry. We start dancing, get the number, and end up banging her guts out in a hotel after.
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