So I went to the bar around the corner from my house for a beer an a bite to eat. I wasn't looking for anything but I looked over my shoulder and there is this tiny blonde facing away from me. I don't know if shes young old hot or not but I go up and decide to talk. Turn out shes a fucking stunner approximately the same age. We start chatting. No more than ten minutes go by and the convo gets serious. How shitty her husband is (despite paying for her to stay at home with kid) how shes been with him for so long wow lots about shitty husband who's a former rugby player and would kick my ass if he saw me talking with her. she goes to the washroom and comes back with her jacket undone and fucking two hard nipples and stands there waiting for me to look. I do and say nice. She says ow they're always hard since she got them done. She mentions the name of the plastic surgeon and I know him though work lmao. Alright let me feel. No she says playfully. Alright too bad. Then she says she wants to fuck around on her husband. Starts talking about how she takes it on the face would I k a girl and generally some nasty ass filth I have never heard a women talk about. She buys me a drink offers me a smoke. She touches me. Back and forth she gives my all these buying signals but every time I go for more shot down. We leave together but I have realized she just want her ego blown. We walk for a bit and I give her a hug grab her ass and say c ya later. Fucking whores. Damn she was hot though and freaky be fantastic fuck. If I run into her again great if not who the hell cares.