God: Alright broham. This is my sweet ass pad. You can totally stay here rent free and just chill and do whatever you want. I have a bunch of food in the fridge you can have. I just have one rule. Don't eat ANY of my fruit over there bro.
Adam: Alright gotcha. Will not touch it. By the way, my chick is coming over, that cool?
God: Sure man. Just do not touch my fruit and we'll be good.
Adam: Gotcha.
-little later-
Eve: I'm getting huuunnngggrryyy.
Adam: Help yourself to anything in the fridge.
Eve: But leftoveeerrss? What about that fruit over theeerree?
Adam: My homie said we couldn't touch it.
Eve: But I'm speeeeeeecccciiiaaaallll.
Adam: Okay well I guess he won't mind if just a little bit is taken.
EDIT: For the record, this was was a joke for a super long paragraph I was planning to write about a real experience in frame. It happened to be 1 in the morning so I decided that it wasn't worth typing up. I'll put the rest of it up after I get from work.
As we see here in possibly the first example of a shit test in recorded history. Keep your frame. Understand your values and be prepared to kick anyone who isn't going to align themselves with it to the curb.
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